There are many issues in Shaman King that tend to be unexplained.

Small little things that I would like to discuss. Today I bring to you...

SHAMAN KING ISSUES


Today's issue...

Ren's Obsession with The Number Three


Trav: Hello all. x I'm Trav-Smash-69

Horo: And I'm HoroHoro 8D

Ren: Hn.

Yoh: I'm Yoh!

Anna: ...

Trav: I'm here with four characters of the popular anime Shaman King, to discuss some ISSUES I may have noticed.

Ren: I personally don't see this first one as an issue, Travis. It's honestly a waste of time.

Horo: Yeah right. You always make a reference to your bottles of milk and how you, -imitates Ren- 'Drink THREE bottles a day!'

Ren: -tic- Kisama.

Yoh: O.o; -silent-

Trav: Well let's take a better look into the matter. Ren, you often do things in threes. You had three people on your team,

Horo: THAT YOU NAMED YOURSELF!

Ren: BAKA AINU!

Anna: SHUT UP, DAMMIT, I'M TRYING TO HEAR HIM!

Horo: ... He started it. e.e

Anna: I'M ENDING IT O

Ren: -growls beneath his breath- Boku nande...

Yoh: Uhm... -changes the subject back- As you were saying, Trav! ;

Trav: You drink three bottles of milk, daily. You mentioned how you have 33 jets,

Ren: HAD 33 jets, until we were ambushed by Lily Five and it went down.

Horo: HEY! At least we came out of it in one piece! You were the one that was whining about your jet!

Ren: Hmph.. of course we make out in one piece. My power accounts for all of you surviving.

Yoh: He does have a point. He DID help.

Horo: WHAT?! Now you're going to take HIS side?!

Anna: URUSAI!

All of them: .. -silent-

Trav: Errr... Thanks Anna. .;;

Anna: Continue, Travis.

Trav: And finally, I do recall in one episode, stating things in '33's from the country you are from.

Ren: -stammers- N..nani?

Horo: HAHAHA! That's true, Ren. You did.

Ren: Well it's not like I was lying.

Horo: Oh of COOOURSE not, Renny. -sarcasm-

Ren: W-what's that supposed to mean?!

Yoh: You have to admit, it's funny, Ren. You do make many references.

Ren: Not without good reason!

Horo: You wouldn't know good reason if you slapped it in the face... or wait...

Anna: Here we go again.

Horo: No, I got it! You wouldn't know if it... you wouldn't...

Ren: HORO, you fail.

Yoh: Ohhhhhh, -claps his hands-

Bason: Nice remark, Bocchama!

Horo: -fuming- I'll show you a nice remark...

Ren: Hmph. In my country, smart remarks are given 33 times a day to those foolish to receive them.

Bason: Ooh! Fascinating, Bocchama!

Horo: WHO CARES?!

Anna: -grabs Horo and slams him out the door- U-RU-SAI!

Yoh: Uhm...

Ren: Hmph. -crosses arms-

Anna: There, problem solved.

Trav: Uhhh... that's the end of today's issue. If you'd like to request an issue, leave a review. Till then..

Horo: -from outside- DATTEBAYO! T.T