Ian Malcolm, tall, dark, and handsome, sat in the back seat of a Jurassic Park jeep sweating slightly and watching Doctor Alan Grant over the rims of his tinted black sunglasses. The power had been out for half an hour in the park and the time was going quite slowly for Ian. When he had met Doctor Grant on the helicopter, he realized it had been a bad decision to have worn his leather pants. Shifting his legs so that his thighs were hiding his erection, Ian glanced again at the doctor. A twig snapped somewhere beside Ian's window and Alan's head swerved around, making Ian boil under his gaze. Grant's jaws clenched as he started past his comrade, feeling Ian's eyes rake his body. Though he realized that they could potentially die at any moment Alan couldn't help but notice hose incredibly attractive Ian was. Ian crossed his legs, causing Alan's breath to catch at the sound of tight leather friction.

The radio in the car crackled sporadically, Tim's faint voice rambling something about night vision goggle through the connection. Ian and Alan both lunged for the radio and collided with each others knees and elbows. The amount of sexual tension that had been built up between those two men sent electric shocks simultaneously through their bodies when they touched.

To Ian's surprise, Alan made the first move-though by a mere millisecond. He grabbed the back of Ian's neck and, placing the other on the lapels of his black leather jacket, pulled. They both groaned as their eyes shut and their bodies horizontally collided with the others. Lips fought for dominance, quick and hard at first, and then morphing to wet and passionate, occasionally punctuated with moans of satisfaction. Ian rolled over and quickly straddled Alan, sinking his hips onto the gasping doctor's growing erection. Both men knew they had limited time so pants were hastily discarded. Ian growled and put his mouth on Alan's cock, feeling him throb with arousal as his tongue explored. Within minutes of intense sexual pleasure between the men, Alan moaned the mathematician's name loudly and climaxed in his mouth. The doctor peaked and rode out his pleasure with a few more thrusts then collapsed on the seat under Ian. Ian had other plans. Placing Alan's hand on his needy erection, Ian kissed the doctor harshly while thrusting into his hands, groaning at the squeezing and stroking of those hands. Ian stopped sucking on Alan's neck long enough to cry out, carried out on waves of pleasure. The two men lay entangled with each other, sexually exhausted on the seat of the jeep.

"Well," mumbled Ian, tickling Alan's collarbone with his lips, "That certainly was—" He was interrupted by a not-too-far-off roar and the scramble for pants began as Tim's voice crackled through the radio.

I never did like kids, Alan thought as he zippered up his pants.