Here's a horrible fanfic for ya. It's riddled with OOCness, on the part of Tallest Spork. But I DON'T CAAAAREEE! It's only a one-shot idea that I got from MSTing a really bad fic, so it's not gonna be perfect. But yeah, I'm guilty of writing (slightly horrible) fanfic too.
Done With Oppression
Not long before the reign of Tallest Red and Tallest Purple, but a little while after the demise of Miyuki, there was Tallest Spork. Spork was a bit of an odd Tallest, preferring to rule over the Irken Empire with a caring hand instead of an iron fist. This was strange enough in Irken society itself but to have a Tallest act this way was a bit unsettling, even mildly disturbing to some. But no one dared to speak out against him. It was Spork who had single-handedly put the rule of the Empire back into the hands of those who were tallest and saved their race from being ruled by genetically defective pair of yellow and blue eyed Irkens.
It hadn't been long after Miyuki had been eaten that there was a mad scramble for power and, seeing that Spork wasn't tall enough to be considered a Tallest yet, two genetically defective Irkens took over the Empire. Everything was alright in the beginning; nobody really seemed to mind the sudden shift of having their leaders be shorter than them at times. But things quickly went downhill. It seemed that every other day someone, a guard or a service drone, would get thrown out of the airlock - mainly by order of Wyn the blue eyed irken. Everyone started resenting their new leaders and it wasn't long before many started rebelling. Wyn would just have the leaders thrown out the airlock and things went on like this for a while. It was late one night that things changed for the better. As Wyn and his gold-eyed comrade stood at the center of the bridge, feeling completely protected, Spork, now tall enough to be a Tallest, dropped down from above and simply sliced their necks open and left them to bleed out. A couple of the Irkens that were working the computers looked back but didn't really seem to care that the old leaders were dead. Most preferred having taller leaders, and most were just done with oppression. It wasn't until after a few years that Tallest Spork was then destroyed by the same creation of Zim that had killed Miyuki. The End.
There you go. Did you like it? Hate it? Drop me a comment and tell me what you thought of it.