Hard Working Life Of The Gundam Pilots(and friends!)
By: Yasashii "the aggressive kitsune"
disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or any characters, they belong to the copywrited owner yadda-yadda-yadda. Just don't sue me, kay?
I have enough problems trying to keep track of my sanity.=)
Introduction: Yes, I'm writing more crap before the good stuff because I feel like it. My insane friend inspired me to write this when we were
reading fics about Gundam Wing, so here it is! I have decided to wreak havoc with our beloved gundam pilots and make them get normal,
everyday jobs. In this short chapter, ever wonder what it would be like to see Heero work at a local McDonald's? Hn..........
WARNING: If you are a Relena fan(not like there are many of those..), don't read this or any of my other fics for that matter.
I totally bash her all the time because she is a psycho bi*ch and she must die! Rated PG because of a little violence and swearing.
On with the chaos! Ja! ~Yasashii =)
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01-Welcome To McDonald's
It's the entrance to the local McDonald's where this psychotic misadventure begins. We see a girl perched oh-so-carefully upon a bunch
of crates trying to look through the window that lets her see her crush of a lifetime, Heero Yuy. She didn't know what it was about him that
turned her on so much. He was different from other guys. It could be that he's a gundam-pilot-turned-cashier, or it could be that he's the only
one that has attemped to kill her several times. Or maybe it's just 'cause he wears spandex. Anyway, she watched him as he burned his arm on the
fry griller and push the wrong buttons on the cash register. She watched him burn the burgers to an unrecognizable black disk.
Then she watched him as he attempted to kill the various objects in question. She was Relena Peacecraft. She was the queen of the world.
She was going inside.
Meanwhile, inside Heero was watching her come in with the feeling of dread that usually accompanied her presence. It was bad enough
that he was a famous war veteran, but he was also a POOR war veteran. Since he was not an official adult, he could only get a job that paid really
low wages. Sucks to be Heero! But he would get her this time. No one could stop him now........
(Relena walks up to the counter)
Heero: grumble.....hiss....Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?(curses incoherently)
Relena: I just came to cheer you up! But while I'm at it, I'll just have a cheeseburger and a chocolate shake.
Heero: Do you want fries with that?
Relena: Nah.
Heero: Nani!? No fries!?!(face turns red) Omaeo o korosu, Relena!(whips out gun from God knows where, and so do we(spandex!))
Relena: Ummm.....no, I want fries! I change my mind!
Heero: Super sized?(waves gun at her)
Relena: (gulp) Sure.
Heero: That'll be 13 bucks.
Relena: Nani! 13! You friggin moron! That's only five dollars worth of food. Can't you add?!
Heero: Yes. That's why I want 13. Now fork over the money, dammit!(points gun at her head)
Relena: You men are nothing but trash! (Heero smirks)
Heero: That's how I make my profit.
Relena gives him her money and someone runs her over when she steps out into the parking lot.
Heero: That's going to leave a nasty mark.(Relena is now a greasy speed bump in the parking lot! Heero begins counting HIS money....) One,
two, three, four, nine, ten, eleven......hey! She jipped me! She only gave me eleven bucks! What a cheapskate.(turns to greet next customer)
Welcome to McDonald's......
end........maybe
What did ya think? Terrible? Great? Any comments? Let me know, I live on feedback! Oh, and if you were wondering what the Japanese words
meant, here they are:
nani = what
omaeo o korosu = I will kill you
ja = see ya
I plan on writing more, so you can either scream and head for the hills in horror, or you can jump for joy and wait in agonizing anticipation for
the next chapter. Ja!(evil psychotic laughter fills the air)
~Yasashii
By: Yasashii "the aggressive kitsune"
disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing or any characters, they belong to the copywrited owner yadda-yadda-yadda. Just don't sue me, kay?
I have enough problems trying to keep track of my sanity.=)
Introduction: Yes, I'm writing more crap before the good stuff because I feel like it. My insane friend inspired me to write this when we were
reading fics about Gundam Wing, so here it is! I have decided to wreak havoc with our beloved gundam pilots and make them get normal,
everyday jobs. In this short chapter, ever wonder what it would be like to see Heero work at a local McDonald's? Hn..........
WARNING: If you are a Relena fan(not like there are many of those..), don't read this or any of my other fics for that matter.
I totally bash her all the time because she is a psycho bi*ch and she must die! Rated PG because of a little violence and swearing.
On with the chaos! Ja! ~Yasashii =)
*******************************************************************************
01-Welcome To McDonald's
It's the entrance to the local McDonald's where this psychotic misadventure begins. We see a girl perched oh-so-carefully upon a bunch
of crates trying to look through the window that lets her see her crush of a lifetime, Heero Yuy. She didn't know what it was about him that
turned her on so much. He was different from other guys. It could be that he's a gundam-pilot-turned-cashier, or it could be that he's the only
one that has attemped to kill her several times. Or maybe it's just 'cause he wears spandex. Anyway, she watched him as he burned his arm on the
fry griller and push the wrong buttons on the cash register. She watched him burn the burgers to an unrecognizable black disk.
Then she watched him as he attempted to kill the various objects in question. She was Relena Peacecraft. She was the queen of the world.
She was going inside.
Meanwhile, inside Heero was watching her come in with the feeling of dread that usually accompanied her presence. It was bad enough
that he was a famous war veteran, but he was also a POOR war veteran. Since he was not an official adult, he could only get a job that paid really
low wages. Sucks to be Heero! But he would get her this time. No one could stop him now........
(Relena walks up to the counter)
Heero: grumble.....hiss....Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?(curses incoherently)
Relena: I just came to cheer you up! But while I'm at it, I'll just have a cheeseburger and a chocolate shake.
Heero: Do you want fries with that?
Relena: Nah.
Heero: Nani!? No fries!?!(face turns red) Omaeo o korosu, Relena!(whips out gun from God knows where, and so do we(spandex!))
Relena: Ummm.....no, I want fries! I change my mind!
Heero: Super sized?(waves gun at her)
Relena: (gulp) Sure.
Heero: That'll be 13 bucks.
Relena: Nani! 13! You friggin moron! That's only five dollars worth of food. Can't you add?!
Heero: Yes. That's why I want 13. Now fork over the money, dammit!(points gun at her head)
Relena: You men are nothing but trash! (Heero smirks)
Heero: That's how I make my profit.
Relena gives him her money and someone runs her over when she steps out into the parking lot.
Heero: That's going to leave a nasty mark.(Relena is now a greasy speed bump in the parking lot! Heero begins counting HIS money....) One,
two, three, four, nine, ten, eleven......hey! She jipped me! She only gave me eleven bucks! What a cheapskate.(turns to greet next customer)
Welcome to McDonald's......
end........maybe
What did ya think? Terrible? Great? Any comments? Let me know, I live on feedback! Oh, and if you were wondering what the Japanese words
meant, here they are:
nani = what
omaeo o korosu = I will kill you
ja = see ya
I plan on writing more, so you can either scream and head for the hills in horror, or you can jump for joy and wait in agonizing anticipation for
the next chapter. Ja!(evil psychotic laughter fills the air)
~Yasashii