Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck, Hussie does

It's time for Kidstuck!

This will be a collection of one-shots about the homestuck trolls (or humans) as children! With the Ancestors as there parents.

They'll be getting into a lot of trouble and I really need someone to help figure out who's going to be the kids I pick.

So review with your suggestion and I'll get to it! Thanks~

H~

The only thing keeping Doc Scratch from kicking Karkat Vantas out of second grade wasn't Karkat's amazing heritage, his father being The Sufferer (a.k.a big scary father who was the retired singer of a big scary band). No. It was something else.

Karkat was a dirty, no good, grumpy brat. He didn't get along with the other kids at all and cussed often. Even now, as Doc Scratch, principal of the fine school, watched him play on the playground from the window of his office, he just couldn't kick him out.

The child had even once threatened to cut up Eridan's scarf with a pair of scissors! Eridan, being a much calmer student, had thankfully not pressed charges.

Doc-ever-patient-Scratch had only rubbed a hand over his balding head when he witnessed Karkat pushing Sollux out of one of the many swings. He had to stay calm.

Even though Sollux was one of his personal favorites, if only because he was smarter than most students.

Even though Sollux's parents would be the ones to sue the school into oblivion.

Mr. Scratch had only kept Karkat in because of his impeccable grades.

That's right. The problem student was making some of the best grades the good doctor had ever lain his eyes on. First he had called it cheating, but after some tests that involved putting Karkat in a small room by himself to do some high school grade level work...

It proved Scratch's worst fears to be right.

He'd have to keep Karkat Vantas in school.

While he terrorized the other children.

While he basically ran the school into dept with his bad behavior.

While he still disrespected the teachers and various other adults alike.

Karkat, fucking, Vantas was here to stay.

Doc Scratch allowed himself to sit down in his big green roller chair and cry a bit.

What I wrote here doesn't have to apply to your suggestions if you don't want it to. This was just a short idea I came up with.