Lemony: Ok, I'm writing this story to screw with a particular reader of mine…I hope she enjoys it! *evil laugh* MWMWWHWHHAHAHAHAHA!
Suspenders
"Goddammit!" Sesshomaru said to himself as he tried putting on the suspenders for the thousandth time. "They made it look so easy on the package."
As of now, Ol' Sessy couldn't figure out how to put on a new pair of suspenders he bought. Why the freak were these things so flipping difficult! Four elastic strings! Four clips! And one triangle shaped thingy that he didn't know what it was supposed to do! Why was Sessy wearing suspenders you ask? Because Lemony wanted to be a whore-monger and write a freaking story about it. She even went so far as to insert one particular person into this story...
"Oh Fluffy-kins!" He called to his girlfriend, Fluffy, who was in the next room.
"What?" She asked stepping into the bedroom,
"Can you help me with these?"
"What are you trying to put on?" Fluffy asked, "Is that a thong?"
Sesshomaru furrowed his eyebrows. "No. They're suspenders."
"Why the hell are you wearing suspenders?"
Sesshomaru frowned. "Because your idiot friend Lemony is sitting behind a computer laughing her ass off."
"I should have known." Fluffy growled, "Ok fine, I'll help you. Come here."
Sesshomaru sighed and walked over to his girlfriend. Fluffy tried stretching the elastic straps around his shoulders and across his back.
"Wait…that doesn't feel right…" Sesshomaru mused,
"That's what she said." Fluffy joked as she continued fooling around with the piece of clothing.
"Hey stop that! That hurts!" Sesshomaru somehow had gotten tangled up in the elastic and the strap was stretched across his face.
"That's what she said!" Fluffy laughed,
"Will you stop that!"
"Wait for it...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Fluffy finally fell out laughing. Sesshomaru huffed and tried not to giggle. He sighed and untangled himself from the suspenders.
"Forget it, I'll just wear a pair of normal jeans." He said, it was a shame that the almighty Sessy got his ass beat by a pair of suspenders…
Fluffy just shrugged. "I don't see why you didn't do that to begin with."
As she left the bedroom she couldn't help but think that Lemony was the world's greatest writer and a sexy beast!
THE END!
Lemony: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ok, this was written as joke for a reader of mine... I just couldn't resist! Hehe…love you Fluffy!...REVIEW!