A/N - Wow okay, it's been almost two years since I posted anything on here. I've been reading fanfics this whole time. XD
Pairings are: Sasunaru (main), KibaHina, LeeSaku, KakaIru, NejiGaa, and ShikaIno.
Warning: Yaoi! If you don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that.
Disclaimer: Is Sasunaru official in the series? No? Damn, that means I haven't taken ownership of Naruto yet.
Chance Chapter 1 - The Invite
I stood outside the school gates, ignoring all the students around me chatting to each other about useless things. Where the hell was the dobe? If he waited any longer, we were going to be late. An Uchiha is never late according to my father, a.k.a. the slave driver. I fought the urge to smirk as I remembered the countless times that I actually had ended up showing up late because of the idiot. Oh well, what dear father doesn't know won't hurt him.
"Hey bastard!" Meet the dobe, Uzumaki Naruto, a blond-haired moron that had somehow managed to become my best friend. "Sorry I'm late, my dad lost one of mom's earrings. You know, the one that he gave her on their anniversary? Well, I helped him find it with my super-awesome powers!" He grinned at me, azure eyes sparkling mischievously as he patted down his orange and white striped hoodie that had started to ride up due to his running.
"You moron, are you sure you didn't just hold him back with your stupidity?" I said, smirking slightly. Instantly, his eyes narrowed into a half-mock glare directed at me.
"Hey, not all of us are perfect stuck up bastards like you!" He kept up the facade a little longer before his face broke into another grin. "Whatever, spare me the bitching and let's go before we're late! And this time it won't be my fault." He looked triumphant. Sorry, buddy.
With an impish grin, I grabbed his arm and pulled him along towards the lockers. "Actually, Naruto, it would be your fault, because you're the one who showed up late. And I do not bitch at you. I just bluntly tell you what you're doing wrong."
"Glad to know I have a best friend that thinks so highly of me," Naruto retorted pouting and rolling his eyes.
"Good, now open your locker because we really are gonna be late," I said, entering my locker combination on the locker that was right next to Naruto's. The best part of having a last name so similar to your best friend's.
"Yes, mother," he sneered, sticking his tongue out at me and ducking to avoid a swat I aimed at his head. Damn. I quickly pulled out the books I needed and waited for Naruto.
"Oh yes, I just remembered we have math next! Therefore we have the pleasure of indulging in the wonderful world of numbers, angles, word problems, and all that shit I'm going to treasure and remember to use every single day of my life!" sarcastically cheered Naruto, grabbing his stuff as well. I snorted.
"Idiot, you probably are going to use most of this stuff everyday. But, I'd rather not have Kakashi teach us about it." Naruto wrinkled his nose in distaste.
"Eurgh, maybe it's not a problem for you, Mr. I'm-perfect-so-therefore-I-must-have-perfect-grades-as-well-because-I'm-such-a-stuck-up-bastard. Can't argue about the Kakashi thing though, I'm not too sure I enjoy having a pervert that takes his porn books more seriously than his job as a teacher."
"Neither is the 'stuck-up bastard', as you so wonderfully put it, but being late isn't going to help," I smirked, while I gripped his arm again and proceeded to drag him off to class. We rushed by the torrents of peers, and I ignored the adoring looks shot my way by my "fangirls". Luckily, we had barged through the classroom doors and sat down in our seats before the bell had rung.
"Wow, we actually made it," Naruto commented, looking surprised.
"No thanks to you, dobe," I replied, avoiding a pencil he had picked up off the ground and thrown at me. "Real mature." He just grinned and looked away to talk to another one of our friends, Rock Lee. He was…unique. Well, actually he kind of freaked me out. He was really nice and didn't annoy me, don't get me wrong, but he had these huge bushy eyebrows that just begged to be plucked or something. And he had this weird obsession with green that could rival Naruto's fetish for orange. Oh, and he was this miniature version of our creepy-ass P.E. teacher, Maito Gai. I have no doubts that our gym teacher is gay, because he wears jumpsuits to every class. Not that I have anything against gays, since I bat for the other side too. Girls just creep me out.
Anyways, seeing as I no longer had Naruto's attention, I let my eyes slide across the classroom. My wandering eyes stopped when I saw Kakashi giggling with his face stuck in his precious little book o' porn. Apparently, our school could only afford teachers of his caliber. I fought the urge to roll my eyes as the bell rang and I saw him heavily sigh before parting with his porn.
"Okay class, hurry and shut up so that I can get this over with. I have a date with my Iruka-chan after work today and I want as much time as possible to read up on ways to make it a success," he smiled. My eye twitched. Naruto chortled.
The lesson continued on, effectively boring me to death. I glanced over to Naruto, to see him doodling lazily on his paper. I just rolled my eyes and wrote down a message on a piece of notebook paper before crumpling it up and chucking it at his head.
-Hey dobe, want to come over to my house after school?-
He snapped out of his daze to turn his head towards me with an irked expression. I gestured to the paper and mouthed 'Open it'. A look of understanding crossed his face and he unwrapped the note. His eyes scanned it briefly before scribbling a reply on the paper and throwing it back at me. We didn't have to worry about Kakashi, he didn't care anyways. I caught the paper and read his messy writing.
-Sure, bastard. We should invite Sakura, Lee, Ino, Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji, and Gaara too! We haven't all hung out in forever! And because I know that you, being a bastard, will say no, I will plead in advance. PLEEEASSEEEE?-
I rolled my eyes after reading his message. As if I really had a choice; he'd just beg and plead me to let them come until I caved. I wrote down my answer and threw the note back at Naruto.
-Fine. You know you could have just wrote down "We should invite our friends" instead of naming every single one of them right?-
When Naruto read the note he paused to flip me off briefly, earning him a smirk, before writing down his reply and flinging it to me.
-Because you said yes, I'm going to ignore that, you jerkface.-
As soon as I finished reading, the bell rang. This was probably a good thing, because I couldn't prevent myself from snickering at his reply. Naruto made his way over to me with a grin as Kakashi dove back to his porn. Pervert.
"Wow, Sasuke, I can't believe you actually agreed! Maybe you aren't such a bastard after all," he praised happily as I gathered up my books and started walking out the door with him towards the gym for physical education with the wonderful Mr. Gai.
"I'll take the compliment, but it was only because I knew you were going to make me do it anyways," I smirked.
"Pfft, whatever." He scoffed, still smiling, "Even if I'm happy about you being slightly non-bastardy, I'm still gonna kick your sorry ass in gym!" I grinned roguishly.
"Yeah right, I bet you can't even beat me there," I challenged before taking off in a run towards the gym. I laughed as I heard Naruto's "Wait, what?" before I heard him shout "YOU BASTARD!" and took off after me.
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"Lunch at last!" cheered Naruto, pumping a fist in the air. I smirked at him.
"Yeah you must be hungry after getting owned so badly," I sneered. He glared at me indignantly and opened his mouth to retort before he was interrupted.
"Sasuke-kun! Naruto!" called out a feminine voice. I guess the owner of the voice could have been worse. In this case, it belonged to Sakura Haruno. She was this really preppy pink-haired girl that used to have this huge crush on me, which is why she annoyed the hell out of me for a good number of years. Thankfully, she got over it in eighth grade when she started dating Lee. I know, surprising, right? She's not that bad if she isn't calling out your name over and over and over and over. She still kind of bugged me though, since Naruto had a crush on her throughout middle school and I had to listen to him talk about how wonderful she was for ages. Ew.
"Sakura-chan! Hi!" greeted Naruto, completely forgetting he was about to chew me out. No loss on my part. "You wanna come over to Sasuke's house after school to hang out? We're inviting everyone else, but we haven't asked them yet."
"Really? Sounds great!" she smiled, nodding. "Everyone's already in the cafeteria." We all walked to the cafeteria, Naruto and Sakura chatting slightly on the way while I just kind of stood there off to the side, occasionally inputting my opinion.
"Hey there fox-face!" yelled Kiba, rushing up to us with a grin as soon as we entered the vicinity. Kiba is a lot like Naruto in a lot of ways. They're both brash, loud, outgoing, and sociable, which is probably why Kiba is Naruto's closest friend besides me.
"Shut it, dog-breath!" retorted Naruto, punching Kiba playfully on the arm. "Now, before I decide to murder you, we're inviting people to the teme's house after school today, you in?"
"And the bastard agreed to this?!" gasped Kiba dramatically, "The bastard? Mr. I've-got-a-huge-pole-stuck-in-my-ass?!" Pfft.
"I know right?! It's been unheard of!" agreed Naruto, nodding vigorously before laughing. I whacked him in the head. "Owww, Sasuke that hurt! Jeez, living up to your title are you?" I hit him again. Chucking nervously, he said "Heh…you know I was just kidding…right? You're the absolute best friend a guy could have!"
"That's more like it," I said, smirking. I heard some laughs from the table that we usually sit in; it's in the middle of the front of the room. They came from the rest of our friends.
"Nice, Sasuke!" guffawed Kiba, walking towards the table with our friends. We followed.
"I was just making sure Naruto told the truth about me," I said, sitting down on the bench. Naruto, Kiba, and Sakura did the same. And let me tell you, it was not very comfortable (as usual). They needed to get larger benches, but the principal, Tsunade, was a huge gambler. And a bad one at that. So, obviously, they had little to no funds.
"Shut it," grumbled Naruto, taking out what little money he had from his pocket. "Anyone have money I can borrow?" Ino snorted.
"Like you're gonna give it back," she said, "But I don't have any, sorry. I bought my lunch already." Which consisted of a salad. What is with girls and dieting? Ino dieted to impress me, since she hadn't given up on me yet like Sakura. It's annoying, but I can live with it since she doesn't take it to the extreme. We're not really friends, we just hang out with the same group of people.
"Damn it," pouted Naruto, before whipping around to face Kiba, "You got any?" Kiba took out his money and clutched it to his chest.
"You're not taking my babies!" he screeched dramatically. Naruto looked somewhat irritated, but laughed anyways. What a moron. I wasn't surprised when he turned to me next.
"Looks like that leaves you, Sasuke! Come on!" he cheered, grabbing my hand and leading me through the crowd to the lunch line. Pretty much like usual. He knew I had money on me, since I was rich. My family owned Uchiha Corps., which is a huge company in Japan and makes us one of the richest families in the world.
"Yumm, ramen!" he drooled as he waited in line with me. "Thanks Sasuke, you're the best! And I mean it this time!" I rolled my eyes, but still grinned.
"How do you know I'm gonna pay for it?" Naruto pouted and gave me puppy dog eyes. Damn it. "Fine, fine! Stop giving me that look!" He grinned in triumph. I glared half-heartedly. I don't really mind paying for his lunch because he is a precious person to me, and it's not like the money is an issue. His family is kind of poor, so he doesn't usually have much money to spare. It was our turn in line, and I bought Naruto his ramen. He's obsessed with the stuff. He eats so much of it, but never gets fat, it's weird.
"Yay! Thank you!" he thanked, enveloping me in a big hug. I rolled my eyes with a smirk before wrapping my arms around his waist. I like hugging him, he's…warm. Contact with him is always nice, which is convenient, because despite our constant fights, we hug a lot. Hey, we act like best friends should too! He slide out of the hug and took the ramen from my hand, before re-grabbing the other one and pulling me back to the table again. We sat down, he opened the lid of his unhealthy meal, and started slurping the noodles in like there was no tomorrow. Nothing different here. I just opened the sack lunch I brought to eat some onigiri.
"Mhoh, Mhighh, phwere phoing to Shashhuke's ahhphher shool, phhanna comhh?" Naruto tried saying through the last of the noodles in his mouth. Tenten laughed.
"Swallow first, so we can know what you're talking about!" she said.
"And so we don't throw up," Kiba added, smirking. Naruto scoffed and swallowed the food in his mouth.
"Whatever, what I was trying to say was…We're going to Sasuke's after school, wanna come?" he repeated, making it decipherable this time.
"That sounds wonderful, my friends! I shall most definitely be attending!" agreed Lee, giving us a thumbs up.
"Cool! I can't wait to play spin the bottle," giggled Ino, shooting a meaningful look at me. Ew. Shikamaru rolled his eyes.
"Spin the bottle? That's a middle school game…and troublesome," he added. Pretty much everything was troublesome to him, he was a lazy-ass. But he was a smart little lazy-ass. He just didn't have the will to do any of his work.
"Shikamaru! Stop being such a spoil sport! Spin the bottle is timeless and you never know what can happen!" she scolded. Sakura nodded.
"Yeah, I agree! Whatever you say, we're playing it," she glared at everyone to make her point. No one argued. She can be rather terrifying when she wants to be, since she has this monstrous strength that came from who knows where.
"Che…troublesome," relented Shikamaru, folding his arms behind his head. Ino pushed him off the bench, saying "What kind of an answer was that?!" The look of surprise on his face was gold. Naruto looked at me, and I returned the eye contact. Simultaneously, we both burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHA! Shikamaru…you should have…seen the look…on your face," gasped Naruto, trying to catch his breath and failing miserably. Not like I was doing any better, though. Soon enough, everyone (except Shikamaru) joined in on the laughter. Even Gaara and Neji chuckled a little. Shikamaru just grumbled and pulled himself back on the bench. After a few minutes, the laughter finally died down.
"Hahaha...that was great!" Kiba breathed, wiping the last of the tears from his eyes. Naruto nodded, a smile still plastered on his face.
"So everyone's good with going to Sasuke's after school?" he asked. Nods and sounds of approval were seen and heard. Naruto turned to me with a grin. "Great!" I grinned back.
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We all had history, the last class of the day, together so it was convenient for our plans.
"Okay, the day is over, you can all go," announced Asuma-sensei as the bell rang. Immediately, the sounds of papers being put away and zippers being pulled were in the air. I gathered my books and looked up at Naruto who had already made his way to my desk.
"Hey," he greeted me, smiling. I smirked back, before standing up.
"Hey moron," I said back. Before he could respond, Kiba jumped up to us with everyone else in tow.
"Okay, fox-face and asshole, we're ready!" Kiba announced with a grin, before Sakura promptly pushed him away.
"When are we going to Sasuke-kun's house?" she asked. Lee nodded in agreement.
"An hour from now," I answered, "I want to make sure Itachi doesn't do anything stupid, which he will, when you guys are over. So just go back to your homes and then you can come over when it's time." With Itachi, it was pretty much guaranteed that he'd do something to make me look like an idiot. It was his hobby.
"Okay," Sakura nodded, "See you in an hour." She intertwined her hands with Lee and they walked off towards their lockers.
"Hey, bastard, I'm gonna just go home with you, okay? I've already seen Itachi at his worst, and it saves us some gas money if I go with you," grinned Naruto. We walked home together, but Naruto's house was too far away from the school to walk the whole way. We just walked to my house and his dad would pick him up there.
"Sure," I said, smirking, "Everyone else is okay with coming over in an hour right?" Nods in affirmative. "Okay, good." The group dispersed until only Kiba, Naruto, and I were left.
"Okay, see ya lovebirds! Don't do anything we might walk in on when we arrive!" he taunted, starting to jog off. I narrowed my eyes at him, and Naruto's face reddened considerably.
"Pfft, shut up, dog-breath! Sasuke's my best friend, I'd never do that with him!" he yelled after him. Kiba only laughed as he ran out of sight. Still blushing, he turned to me and said, "Tch, can you believe him? We'd totally never date because I don't feel that way about you and you don't feel that way about me. That aside, I'm gonna call my dad to let him know I'm going over to your house today." With that, he pulled out his cellphone and started dialing as I nodded and looked down slightly.
There's another thing you should know about Uzumaki Naruto…
…I'm completely in love with him. And fuck… it hurts…
A/N - Was it totally horrible or was it good? Should I continue? Please tell me in a review. x)
Aww, poor Sasuke. Don't worry it'll change eventually!