A/N: Thanks for viewing my other story! It means so much to me. I love writing fanfiction, and I love making fanfiction. This is going to be one messy episode! And comic hijinks and hilarity will ensue! Also, it's time for one of the most loved characters, besides the titular characters, was a major character in the movie, so I don't know why she didn't return for the Netflix show, but that's why we have fanfiction! Also, Mr. Peabody and Sherman will meet Qin Shihuangdi, the first emperor of China, in the year 220 BC for a time travel adventure you will have to read to find out about. Lights, cameras, ACTION!

(Cue the "The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show" theme song by The Outfit and intro sequence.)

(As the studio audience goes wild with applause, Orchoptitron starts the show.)

Orchoptitron: Ladies and gentlemen, DreamWorks Animation proudly presents your hosts: Mr. Peabody and Sherman!

(Mr. Peabody walks down the left staircase, with a calm and confident smile on his face, a fork in his left hand, and a butter knife in his right hand. Sherman, with a big fat smile on his face, walks down the staircase. Both of them end up center stage, still smiling, as the audience continues clapping.)

Mr. Peabody: Hello, and welcome to another episode of the Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show! Since, as you all know, I am a master gourmand, we will do an episode on historical foods!

Sherman: And don't forget about our time travel adventure! It's really exciting, and it all really happened!

Mr. Peabody: So anyways, we'll bring along some famous chefs and people who invented great foods, and some of the most palatable dishes in history. So get ready, prepare your taste buds, and have a slice of history! (BA DUM TSSS) To ret-

(The elevator opens to reveal Mr. Hobson, who has arrived with his son, Bird Baby. He walks out.)

Mr. Hobson: Mr. Peabody! Mr. Peabody! Bird Baby has suddenly become an extreme food lover overnight! Literally! Yesterday, he would only eat worms, and today, he's suddenly enjoying truffles!

Mr. Peabody: Oh, that's wonderful! Now, go on over to the interview space… (He drags Mr. Hobson over there by his feet, and then continues.) Now, Sherman, the time travel envelope please.

Sherman: I'm on it! (He gets out 5 overly huge cakes, custom-baked for this occasion by Marie Antoinette.) Placed underneath each cake is a time travel envelope. 5 contestants will be given one cake each, and the first one to eat the entire cake and get the envelope out wins! Oh, and lifting the cake, throwing it out, eating only the bottom, and finding any way to grab the envelope without first consuming the entire cake is disqualifiable conduct. Me and Mr. Peabody will be two of the contestants, and the other three will be volunteers. So, anyone-

(The elevator opens to reveal Penny and her family, standing in the elevator. When they come out, the audience claps for them.)

Penny: Hi! Long time no see!

Sherman: Oh, hello there! You came back from your 3-and-a-half-year business stay in Los Angeles!

Mr. Peabody: Oh, that's- (He does a double take, looking at Sherman the second time with a shocked facial expression.) Why didn't you tell me?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SHE WAS MOVING TO LOS ANGELES?! I ASKED YOU WHEN WE WERE IN TOKUGAWA-ERA JAPAN WHILE VISITING KOIKAWA HARUMACHI! (Everyone laughs.)

Sherman: Sorry, I didn't feel like sharing it…

Paul: Wait, you now have a TV show?

Patty: That is one big audience!

Penny: Yes. It's on the top of the television listings, along with The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Supergirl, and my favorite: Looney Tunes!

Sherman: You can volunteer as the other three contestants! And I think Maria Garcia will make a good referee!

(Maria Garcia walks down from the audience, onto the stage, and gets ready to explain the rules to the University of Michigan fight song.)

Maria Garcia: There are 5 large cakes. Placed underneath each cake is a time travel envelope. 5 contestants will be given one cake each, and the first one to eat the entire cake and get the envelope out wins! Oh, and lifting the cake, throwing it out, eating only the bottom, and finding any way to grab the envelope without first consuming the entire cake is disqualifiable conduct. The first one to eat the entire cake and raise the envelope in the air wins! I, as the referee, will be keeping my eyes all five contestants: Sherman Danger Peabody, Hector James Peabody, Penny Picklejuice Peterson, Paul Pieface Peterson, and Patricia Puddle Peterson!

Penny, Paul, and Patty: (simultaneously) How do you know our full names?!

(The audience laughs.)

Maria Garcia: That doesn't matter now! Now, on your mark… get set… GO!

(The entire group of contestants starts eating their cakes to awesome rock surf music. Two minutes in, and Penny can barely eat anymore, and Paul and Patty can't catch up to Mr. Peabody and Sherman, who are in a close race to the finish.)

Sherman: Om nom nom! You may be a master gourmand, but you will never beat me!

Mr. Peabody: Munch munch munch! Dream on, but you can never beat me! I am a master gourmand, after- (Sherman raises the envelope in the air. Everyone claps for him.)

Maria Garcia: Sherman wins!

Mr. Peabody: Now, Mrs. Hughes, please.

(Mrs. Hughes comes in to notarize the envelope. She is wearing an avocado suit. Everybody claps for her.)

Mr. Peabody: Here's the envelope please! (He gives the envelope to Mrs. Hughes, who stamps the envelope. Everybody claps.) Mrs. Hughes, ladies and gentlemen! (She wheels away. Mr. Peabody goes over to his circle chair, and opens his envelope.) Oh, this one's nice!

(A/N: The Petersons have returned to the Big Apple, and luckily, they came when volunteers were needed. Unfortunately, they returned in an episode where the topic is bound to get messy. How well will they fare, and will they make it out of the episode without a pie in their faces or bruises and stitches? And exactly what could go wrong? And what will go wrong? Anyways, come back later for an exciting time travel adventure with China's first emperor, Qin Shihuangdi!)