Ok here's a new story for your simple minds! Enjoy...

It was a normal day for the membrane children. They were walking to skool like every other day. Dib was ranting about paranormal stuff, while Gaz didn't listen.

"So then Zim shot at me with his laser thingy, but I dodged it just before it could hit me. I had to think fast before he could act again, so I-"

"Shut up. All you ever talk about is Zim! Zim this. Zim that. Can't you just give it a rest? Ever since that alien came here its all you ever talk about! It's really annoying. And somehow I always end up saving your butt! You're starting to get me involved, and if I start getting involved I will make you both wish I was just a bad dream!", Gaz said in a very intimidating manner. Dib looked at her, her words processing through his mind.

"I'll never give it a rest, Gaz. Not until that alien scum is on a table being dissected. The earth needs protecting from the invasion. AND I, DIB, will be there to protect it!", he said in a heroic tone. Gaz merely rolled her eyes. Seeing all she said went in one ear and out the other. Gaz just refocused on destroying evil mutant monkeys.

They walked the rest of the way with Dib talking about his plans.

After what felt like forever, they finally reached the skool. To Gaz's displeasure Dib just happen to see his rival trying to play a game of basketball with a group of kids. Dib growled at the sight of Zim.

"Hey! Pig smellys! Pass the ball to Zim! Zim is opens.", Zim was screaming at the players. He waved both his hands in the air trying to get there attention. There was a glimmer of hope for him as a player was looking for someone to pass the ball too. "Over here dirt child! Pass the ball me, MEE!", the player seemed to have to other choice. So in a act of desperation he threw the ball to Zim.

Zim was still ranting when the ball was thrown to him. So he didn't notice the ball coming till it was too late. The ball smacked him hard in the face, making and unnerving sound. All the kids that where outside hissed, or twisted their face in pain. All except for Dib and Gaz.

"HAHA! Take that space boy! Did that hurt? GOOD! Hahaha!", Dib screamed in a laughing fit. Gaz merely chuckled darkly. Not because she hated Zim, well she did just not like her brother, but because she saw him get hurt. She loved seeing these two get hurt because of their own stupidity.

Zim was laying on the ground. He groaned in pain as he slowly tried to get up. The player on his team walked over to him. Scowls on all their faces.

"Stupid earth game...", his voice held aggravation and pain. He looked up with one eye slightly open. He rubbed his face tenderly.

"Thanks a lot Zim! Now we have a foul! All. Thanks. Too. YOU!", one boy sad with a sneer. Zim only glared at the human before him. Once he was standing up he looked the boy died in the eyes.

"Foolish worm monkey! It was you that hit The Almighty Zim, with the round ball of pain...", he said pointing an accusing finger at the boy. "So it is you that made the team lose. And YOU hit ME in the face! So in all reality, I should report you for..for..for BULLYING!"

The boy rolled his eyes. "Ya know what? You're not worth getting into trouble. Come on guys. Class is about to start.", he said in a know-it-all voice. Then he and his little group left an angry Zim behind.

"That's right, walk away! Do not provoke Zim's mighty rath!", he screamed at them until the disappeared into the building. He growled but pushed it aside...for now. He would make him pay later. "Stupid humans... They should be honored to have Zim on their team.", he grumbled to himself.

"Ha! You'll never be able to fit in here Zim! No matter how hard you try, you will always be the outcast. The black sheep. The sore thumb.", Dib exclaimed.

"What's so wrong about being different Dib? I'm also different. Does that mean I'm an alien too?", Gaz asked with venom in her voice. Dib looked at his sister with uneasiness. He must've said the wrong thing.

"W-well no! But he's an alien! Your kind of different is normal, but not his. I didn't mean it in a bad way. G-Gaz I'm sorry if I-", Haz held up her hand to silence him. He quieted immediately. She didn't want to hear it.

"Haha! Well look at this! Dib taking orders from his LITTLE sister! You're so pathetic Dib-worm!", he said with a smirk. Gaz sent him a glare and he did the same to her.

"Leave Gaz out of this Zim", Zim stopped glaring at Gaz and was now glaring Dib. Both Zim and Dib stormed up to each other only leaving a 2 feet between them. Gaz reluctantly followed her brother. "For one I don't always have to do what my sister tells me too!", he said angrily. Gaz raised an eyebrow. She slowly put away her game slave.

"Yes you do..", Gaz reported in a mellow tone. Zim started to laugh at Dib. Dib started to get nervous. What was he going to say?

"That's not the point," he said quickly. He waved his hand to dismissed the subject. "The point is that I am-"

"A pathetic earth worm, that obeys his little sister like a dog.", Dib narrowed his at the smirking Zim. Zim's body language was very cocky. His arms were crossed, he put most of his body pressure on one foot, and that teasing smirk glued to his face.

Dib was beyond mad. He felt like he could strangle that alien. But before he could get the chance Gaz spoke up.

"This is getting boring. I'm going to class, with or without you Dib.", Dib didn't really hear Gaz. He was to focused on the puddle of water near Zim. Dib grew his own little evil smirk.

Zim saw the evil smile on his face. He slowly followed Dib's gaze to the water. Zim cringed and knew what he was going to do. He had to think fast. Zim needed a shield from the water he knew was sure to come.

He looked around in a panic and saw one thing. Not completely thinking he grabbed Gaz and held her in front of him.

Dib couldn't have worse timing. Right when he jumped in the puddle Zim had grabbed Gaz. Now Gaz was went and glaring daggers at Dib.

"If looks could kill...I'd be dead right now...", Dib thought.

Zim notice his poorly thought out plan worked. Sure a couple of drops got on his hand but he could mange. He smiled with victory. Still holding Gaz from behind.

All of a sudden Gaz's fist came flying to his face. 'WACK!', he let go of her with one hit. He fell on his butt.

Gaz then narrowed her eyes at Dib. He shook slightly as Gaz neared him. "Gaz! I didn't mean to get you wet, honest!", Gaz raised he fist getting ready to hit him. Only to stop when she was centimeters away from his face.

The reason she stopped was because she heard a fizzing noise. Gaz's breath hitched. She feared the worst. "Gaz, your pocket has sparks flying out of it!", Dib said pointing at her pocket. Her eyes widened and she quickly looked at her pocket.

Gaz, as fast as she could, reached into her dress pocket. Her suspicions we're confirmed when she found her Game Slave ruined with water. Sparks were still coming out of it as she held it in her hand. Her eyes twitched and she grind her teeth with anger.

"Look it's really not that bad. I mean we could UHAHG!", Dib couldn't finish because Gaz's hand was rapped around Dib's throat.

"Quiet Dib! I'm letting you live for now because I don't want to be late for class, but I swear when we get home I will send you to a world of nightmares, pain, and darkness!", she said in a threatening tone. Dib was full on shaking now. He nodded as best he could and Gaz finally let go.

Seeing no point in keeping the broken thing she threw it in some random spot and stormed off to class. Little did she know she almost hit Zim in the face with the thing. Luckily it landed right next to his face. The sound of the G.S. smashing next to him startled him, making him sit up straight.

In front of him was pissed off looking Dib. "Your little sibling can hit, Zim will give her that.", he said rubbing his cheek. Dib growled and grabbed Zim by his collar. Dib glare directly into his contact eyes. At first Zim was shocked but soon returned the glare.

"Don't you ever touch my sister again!", Dib spat with venom on each word. Zim slapped Dib's hands away, making him hit the ground. Zim quickly stood up facing Dib.

"You do not command me! Zim cannot be told what to do by a human!", Zim pointed at Dib.

"I mean it Zim. You are never allow to touch her, talk to her, or even look at her! If you hurt her in anyway, I will hurt you ten fold.", Dib said in an intimidating voice. He gave Zim one more dirty look before walking to class.

"You cannot tell Zim what to do! Zim does what he wants!", he screamed at Dib. But Dib ignored him and kept walking. Zim growled, he needed a plan to get back at Dib, but what? He started looking around for inspiration. His gaze fell upon the broken G.S.

A wicked smile appeared on his face. He carefully picked up the damaged Game Slave. "And now Zim know exactly what he wants to do. MUHAHAHA!", he said with an evil smile. He started to walk back base with the G.S. in hand. Skool can wait, he had some planing to do.

So first chapter, how was it? I look forward to hearing from you all! :D