Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings (though I do own a nice copy of the book and the movies lol) or any of its characters. If I did, I would be very happy and would not be writing this story because I would be to busy…erm…hanging out with certain members of the opposite sex…right, uh, yah. I think that says it all.

Summary: This is about a girl named Mary Sue who I intend to be as anti-Mary Sue as possible. It's supposed to be a kinda humorous account of her life and how it's affected when she ends up in Middle Earth. It's written in diary form, so…yah. PG-13 just to be safe.

Thursday, February 13

Name: Mary Sue Smith

Age: 16

Gender: female

Dear Diary

OK. So, since I've never actually done a diary before, this is a little different. But Mom says that I must, since perhaps it will allow me to release some of my pent up anger and other emotions that have been simmering in me since Ada's death. Well what in the world does she expect me to be feeling? My flipping father just died—I'm supposed to be depressed and angry! Whatever. It's not like she would understand. She hasn't cried a single tear since they told her he was dead. I swear she cried all the time when he was gone—I could here her since her room is next to mine—but now that he's dead she doesn't seem to care anymore. Now she's just macho tough "I-can-take-care-of-me-and-my-kids-by-myself" lady. Grrr! She makes me so mad!

OK. Enough about that. It makes me really mad to think about, so I'm just going to stop. Uh lets see. What to talk about…hmm. Oh, right. School. I HATE SCHOOL! I also hate stupid teachers who think that they know everything. Did it ever occur to them that there are more important things than whether or not Emc2? Or is it mc3? Whatever. I don't care. I hate chemistry, and I'm never taking it again. I wouldn't even be taking it now if Mom hadn't insisted on it. Mom. Gahr! Sometimes, I really don't like that woman!

Non-mother subject. Non-mother subject. Must find non-mother subject to talk abut. Think, think, think—oooh! I know! So: Penny and Micah and Lukas and I are having this party tomorrow night. Mom thinks we're just going to go to Penny's mom's place and hang out, but we're actually going to go up to the mountains and go on a hiking trip. It's going to be cold, but it will be so fun! Mom would kill me if she knew I was going to go hiking. She's never let me do any kind of extreme sport (especially outdoors ones) since the time I fell when I was mountain climbing and broke my back. She doesn't understand that accidents do happen. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How did we get on my mother? That wasn't supposed to happen. Humph. Why can't she just leave me alone? I can't even get away from her when I'm by myself! Argh!

Whatever. I'll write tomorrow or something.

Peace out!

Mary Sue

A/N: Just to let you all know, this girl is not at all me—my dad is still very much alive, thank-you very much, my mother is not a tough lady, and I do not hate her at all. Just thought I should clear that up. Oh—I've also never even seen a real mountain in my entire life (unless you count pictures/TV). :D So, I would really appreciate any ideas anyone has that they would like to contribute to the cause. 'What cause?' you ask? Well…the good cause. Let's just leave it at that.  Oh! And any corrections or suggestions or characters you would like to see will also be considered, if you'd just like to let me know. Also, please do me a favor and review this. You can even just say "hi" or something—just let me know you read it. Please? Thank-you! If that didn't make sense, let me just say this: please review:D)

Lotsa love!

Luthien Oronar