I nevah wanted to be a Demigod, bro. But, y'know, it's actually really cool. Despite the fact that those creepy-crawlies always want to suck your blood. Reminds me of vampires and alla dat.
My daddy, Poseidon, broke the law. He had me. The Big Three, which reminds me of fat people, aren't allowed to have children. That includes Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. Now everyone's angry at my dad, but it's cool with me bro.
Oh yeah, I'm Perkeh Jaskon. I have water-bending powers, so I'm sorta like the avatar. I go "Whichah! Hooyah! Ba-bango!" and then hit those evil bois. I'm kinda a big deal.
One time, I was on American Idol. I actually got on camera and was broadcasted across the nation, mainly because I tried to sing a song in a foreign language. Dun be hatin' on my Gangnam Style! I also met Nikki Minaj, and she signed my back. I have never washed since then...
Oh yeah, I have to tell you about my girlfriend. She's a wizard because she had a magical cap. It had the Yankees logo on it, so I painted it black and orange. Go Giants! She seemed pretty mad about it the next day, but I cooled her down. With water.
One time, I decided to troll some people in the nearby park. I saw a lemonade stand that had a "Save the Pandas!" sign on it. I got a glass and asked them what kind of panda they were trying to save. They were speechless. Then, I asked them which charity the were going to donate to. They didn't know. I gave them an angry glare and then cartwheeled away.
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P.S. Those words in the first/second paragraph are supposed to be spelled wrong, to all of you grammar Nazis. It's cool boy slang. :3