Popo and Nana were finishing their trek up a ice cap, with them bouncing in joy as they reached the peak and planted a flag on it. They then headed a bit back down to make an igloo, with Popo slamming his mallet on the ice to make it stick while Nana managed to pull out a device that gave them Internet.
"Boy I sure can't wait to watch anime after a nice long trek," Popo said as he sat down on the frozen couch, letting out a huge burp that he held in the entire trip while patting his blue clothed stomach.
Nana let out a big wet fart as she fanned the air, feeling how hot it was in her pink parka. "Phew! Nothing beats finishing a quick adventure like letting out some gas while watching anime!"
"So you two want anime so much, huh?" The program on the device stated as it began glowing. "Well why don't you see how it is yourself!?"
Popo and Nana blinked as they eyed each other, quickly grabbing their mallets as the device sucked in the Ice Climber duo, with Popo burping and Nana farting the whole way while screaming somehow.