Summary: Ed goes to Roy's office to deliver his mission statements only to be assigned another mission. Possible Mpreg. RoyxEd

Warning: Yaoi (malexmale) , lemons, language and other things.

Author's note: I know I suck at writing fanfics so please send constructive criticism and flames (I need something to cook my breakfast over after all) but please specify what I'm doing wrong.

Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own fullmetal alchemist. Goes off to cry in some random corner.

Chapter one - Mission

Roy sat at his desk staring dazedly at his paperwork when he heard a loud commotion from outside his door. He attempted to duck under his desk but had to immediately discard that idea when none other than Edward kicked in the door. The door swung open to reveal the chibi sized alchemist trudging toward him leaving a string of curses in his wake. Unbeknownst to him was the predatory glint that crossed Roy's eyes as he marched in. Roy hadn't had sex in a while and had thought about picking up a woman after his shift ended but Ed just looked so irresistible tonight not to mention he wouldn't have to waste his time flirting with some random barmaid when Ed is right here. Before the chibi noticed the look on his face he turned it into his famous trademark smirk. It only just occurred to him Edward was carrying something. At that same moment Ed looked up slamming a folder on his desk.

"Why fullmetal what are you doing here at such an hour?" Roy asked innocently.

"Shut your damn mouth Mustang!" Ed replied not trying to mask the annoyance in his voice. "I'm here to deliver the mission statements you needed "A.S.A.P." He told Roy mockingly.

"And?"

"And what?"

Ed was already irritated enough as it was he didn't need Roy's bullshit at the moment.

"What are your latest findings on the philosopher's stone?"

"There in the folder with the mission statements. Is there anything else I can do for you sir?"

As he said that he was already walking to the door thinking of how he was going to make Roy's life at lot harder the next day for making him come directly to the office at such a late hour when he was so tired. His inquiries were interrupted by said superior officer.

"Actually fullmetal, I have a mission for you."

"And that would be?" His temper increasing with each passing second.

Roy slowly stood up and put his almost finished paperwork on Riza's desk. While he did that Edward tried to slip away in hopes of avoiding his next assignment.

"Fullmetal if you try to avoid this next mission I'll personally see you go to court for directly disobeying an order from your commanding officer."

That stopped Ed in his tracks. He looked icily at his commanding officer for a moment then looked away blushing slightly not knowing why. Roy walked past him slowly slipping on a jacket and walking out the door and down the hall.

"Where the hell are you going bastard?!" Ed shouted down the hall showing how truly pissed he was.

"Coming halfmetal?" Roy shouted cheerily.

"WHO THE HELL-"

But his reply was cut off when one of the hallway doors closed behind Roy. He ran until he caught up still fuming.

"I thought you had a mission for me?"

"I do." He replied nonchalantly.

"Then where are we headed?"

"To my car."

"What?! I haven't even gone home and rested yet and you want to give me my mission while we head to the train station?! Fuck no!" He was saying this as he wheeled around but was stopped with one word.

"Court-martial."

Ed shot Roy a death glare and continued to do so while being completely ignored. He was about to start another string of curses when Roy's exclamation brought him out of his reveries.

"Oh!" Roy said while slamming his fist into his hand. "I almost forgot. I left something in my office. Wait for me at my car. You no where it is don't you? Good. If I don't find you there when I return well you already know the consequences." Roy said a little too cheerfully.

Roy ran down to his office humming an extremely off tune beat which he couldn't quit place himself until he reached his office door. He jogged into his office with a grin that if anyone had seen probably would have thought their superior had gone insane. As he practically skipped to his desk he caught sight of the chibi sized alchemist walking out of HQ's front doors from his window. As quickly as he could he grabbed a small bottle from his top desk drawer and ran out of his office once again to catch up to Edward.

As Roy was running to his car he caught sight of his subordinate. Now he deliberately slowed down so he could admire him from behind. He noticed many things about Ed he had never noticed before. The sound of his footsteps, one flesh, one metal, how his hair glistened in the moonlight even when restrained in his usual braid. How the dim parking-lot lights made him look like an angel that had fallen directly from heaven; unsuspecting of losing its innocence. The way his overcoat billowed from the wind his brisk pace had created. How his leather pants fitted his form, perfectly complimenting his body...

THUD.

"What the hell are you doing bastard?!"

Roy was so absorbed in his analysis of Ed he hadn't noticed they stopped walking and had accidentally walked into the young alchemist. Since Edward was already pissed, Roy walking into him probably wouldn't help his mood. His assumption was proved correctly when he heard Ed mumbling again; probably the string of curses he was reciting earlier.

"Get in the car." He said wearily. Maybe he should just go find a woman. At least they didn't curse as much as Edward did.

"Why?" Ed's annoyance showing plainly on his face.

"Because I'm ordering you to."

"Stupid bastard" was all he heard before he heard the back door of his car slam shut. Since Ed had actually followed an order without complaint he knew he had worn the kid out. Now all that was left was to keep him awake at his house. With what he had planned Roy knew that wouldn't be a problem. As he contemplated this he slid into the drivers seat and drove out of the parking lot, surrounded by silence and in what seemed like no time even to the irritable blonde in the back they had arrived at their destination.

"Where are we?" Said irritable blonde asked innocently.

"We're at my house." Came Mustang's curt reply.

"I thought you had a mission for me?" Ed replied while stifling a yawn.

"I do, its just that this mission is a bit different than your usual missions." Roy said while stepping out of the car and opening the back door for Edward.

Ed looked at Roy confusedly before stepping out of the car and headed toward the front door of the two story house. Ed had to admit to himself Roy had some sense of style. It was plain white and old. This was made obvious by the vines that entwined the house and stopped to loop around the bars of the second floor balcony. But then it struck him. Why did the colonel bring him to his house. Wasn't he going to take him to the train station? What did Roy mean by unusual mission anyway?

"Sir what do you mean by unusual mission?"

"You'll see Fullmetal" was all he got in reply.

Roy was walking to the front door of his house now, fumbling with his keys. His trademark smirk plastered his face. He was thinking of all the things he was going to do the blonde-chibi. Ed was staring wearily at his superior's back but followed suit and approached the door. Roy finally found the right key and inserted it into the door. With a soft click he opened it for Ed then walked in behind him. They both took off there coats and hung them on a coat rack next to the door. Roy's house was quaint to say the least. When you walked in you would see a short hallway to the right leading to what Ed presumed to be a library by that stacks of books that could be seen past the slightly ajar door. When they headed down another hallway directly in front of the front door it lead to a small living room adorned with two black leather couches sitting across from each other, a small coffee table in between and a marble fire-place on the left wall. Ed gladly plopped down on one of the couches while Roy went into a small kitchen which Ed could see only had a stove, sink, a few overhanging cabinets, and a two person table with almost shabby looking chairs. A far contrast from Roy's elegant living room. Well now he knew where Roy mainly took his dates now. Not that he wanted to know that.

"What are you doing?" Ed asked loudly so Roy could hear him in the other room.

"Making tea" was his simple reply.

"What the hell do you mean to make tea?! You said you had a mission for me so if you don't give it to me now I'll leave now and you can shove your mission up your ass!"

"Edward calm down. Tea will help you relax. The mission I have for you requires you to be relaxed."

"What kind of crap are you spouting?" Ed spat in reply.

"Just listen to me alright Ed?"

"Fine." Ed said angrily.

Roy set a pot of water on the stove. When he walked back in the living room he noticed that Ed had dozed off. For a few minutes he stood there watching the blonde-chibi's chest rise and fall slowly. He started heading to the kitchen when the tea pot started whistling and caused Ed to stir. Roy took the pot off the stove, added some tea leaves then went into the living room and gave Ed one of the cups he was holding. Ed took it without complaint and stared at his superior officer curiously.

"What is it?" Roy asked.

"Many things."He replied simply. "Like why am I here? Why couldn't this wait until tomorrow when I've had some sleep? Why couldn't Alphonse come? What's my mission?

"Well lets see." Roy said trying to remember the sequence of the questions so he could answer them in order. "For a mission. Because we need to do it tonight. Alphonse would only get in the way (or would he?), and well I'll have to bring you upstairs to show you your mission.

"Upstairs?"

"Yes Fullmetal, follow me."

They both walked upstairs single file. Edward in the front and Roy following very slowly in back. Because Ed's overcoat was off it revealed his finely toned chest and stomach. Also his muscular back and ass. He was enjoying the view of seeing his subordinate walk up the stairs. How his muscles worked together. The way the rippled under the tight restrictive clothing. How he yearned to strip off that right then and there. To fuck him right on the spot. But he wouldn't. If he did that all his efforts would be wasted.

"Go into that room Fullmetal." Roy said pointing his finger to a room on the right side of the staircase.The room was fairly spacious. On the left was a closet. He couldn't tell how big it was on account of the closet door being closed but it was probably a walk in knowing how Mustang always appreciated excess if it meant luxury. On the right far end of the room was a king sized bed with black silk sheets. On the right of the bed was an elegantly probably hand carved desk with a small lamp and on the left side of the bed was a small table. In front of the bed was a rather large chest with what appeared to be a silk garment of some kind hanging out of it. He didn't even want to know what said garment was. There was only one window in the room but it was rather large and was situated above the bed. Everything in Roy's room seemed to be coordinated with the bed. It wasn't a big surprise though after all it was Roy's room. Wait Roy's room? Why the hell would Mustang bring him here for? There was no way his room would have any baring on a mission. Then it hit him. Oh shit! But Roy's not gay right? He's a womanizer right. Shit! Shit! Shit! He turned on his heel about to make a run for it when something hit him in the back of his neck and everything went black.

Yay! A cliffy. Hoping for a lemon weren't you? It'll be in the next chapter but I'll need at least two reviews first, flames count.

This site wont let me put anything inbetween scene changes/different points of view so it just changes on some paragraphs. Sorry it can't be helped.