If Tigerstar Wrote Warriors
Disclamer: I do not own Warriors. Erin Hunter owns all the ideas for warriors. I own nothing but 3 books of the series...
Tigerstar: Once upon a time, Tigerstar the most handsome of all cats, woke up to piles of fresh kill in front of his den.
Rusty: When do I come in?
Tigerstar: Ummmm… Then a loser kittypet came up to the den. "Dude, what are you doing in my groovy clan? Cause you're so ungroovy." Tigerstar said getting up.
Rusty: Yay! Wait… I'm a loser?
Tigerstar: Yes… Then Tigerstar's deputy came in. The beautiful Bluefur!
Bluestar: ….
Tigerstar: And Bluefur was all like "Dude what's with the ungroovy kittypet in our groovy clan?" Tigerstar replied to Bluefur kinda choking up. "Ummm… he came to join the clan! Isn't that right Groovypaw?
Rusty: Groovypaw? I thought it was Firepaw….
Tigerstar: No… It's Groovypaw
Sandpaw: Who am I?
Tigerstar: Discopaw
Sandpaw: Cool!
Graypaw: What about me?
Tigerstar: Elvispaw…
Graypaw: Yay me! (claps)
Tigerstar: …
Tigerstar: Then Bluefur dragged Groovypaw out to meet Discopaw and Elvispaw. Tigerstar jumped up on the dancing rock and called all of the groovy cats to it. "All cats old enough to dance come to the dancing rock to dance!" Bluefur dragged the three apprentices to the dancing rock.