"I heard screaming from the Dursley's house again..."
Nui's ears picked up that sound, and she looked over from her ice cream sundae with a tilted head. Screaming, hmm? Oh goody! Something to do later! "Yeah, Vernon Dursley sure is a loud man...you'd think he was comitting domestic abuse.."
Nui was taking in every second of the conversation she was overhearing. She had to know what was going on...She was dying to put an end to another monster's life. She grinned paying quickly before walking over to the couple's table, procuring a pen and paper. She looked down with a large grin on her face. "Hello there! I'm taking a survey for the restaurant, and you could win a huge prize if you enter! Care to answer some questions?"
The two people looked at her in confusion. "You...don't really look the part..." One of them said in confusion.
She giggled at them. "That's because I'm from the Union! Now, do you want to or not?" Nui smiled wider. "Come ooooooon~! Free sundaaaaaaaes~!
The man shrugged. "What the hell. I'll bite."
And after ten minutes of questions, Nui believed she had pinpointed the man's location. "Sooo...Number Four Privet Drive, huuuuh?" She grinned, rather sadistically.. "Time to see what's up..." As she skipped down the street a downpour suddenly started. Nui pouted. "Awwww...Now I have to go back home and get my umbrella..." She whined. "It's getting late, toooo..."
She checked her purse real quick to find, surprise surprise, her umbrella! Lucky her! She pulled it out, whipping it over her head. The rain poured down, making it hard to see. But she did manage to make out the house number, dripping water. Meanwhile, lying in the yard, a beaten, bruised, bloodied little boy saw a strange figure standing under one of the street lights, smiling and holding an umbrella. He hadn't noticed her before, and her sudden appearance made him jump. He shook when the figure closed the distance between the street and his yard, approaching him. He wanted to go away, but his legs hurt too much. Finally the blonde lady was standing above him, still smiling. She had a heart shaped patch over her right eye and her hair was in pigtails. She knelt down next to him, still smiling. "Hello there sweetie~ Mind holding my umbrella?"
Harry blinked and looked confused as she placed the umbrella into his hand. "Um...O...Okay..." He said softly. The woman giggled and skipped up to his front porch. Harry was quite surprised that the Umbrella was holding up. No rain! Wow...the lady had been so nice...
Meanwhile, Nui was now confident that the man called Vernon had been hurting the child. "Looks like I'm in one of THOSE stories~!" She sang, winking to no one in particular. She cleared her throat, pulled back her leg, then kicked the door. The door collapsed in on itself, then flew back into the house. "Hello~!? Anybody home?!" She called out cheerfully. As she stepped through the home, an enormous fat man appeared at the end of the hallway.
He was holding a shotgun. "Awww...A shotgun? That's just SO CUTE!" Nui gushed in a mocking manner. The shaking man aimed the shotgun, and Nui smiled. Did he really think he could actually hurt her?! "Ehhh...Go ahead! Give it a try! Shoot me with that scary gun!" He fired, hitting her point blank in the chest. Nui stumbled a bit, keeping her grin. Slowly, the wound seemed to stich itself back together, easily disappearing. "Awww, that's it? I ALMOST felt it, if just a little bit...You're boring to fight...But it's a good thing I LOVE killing abusers!" Vernon attempted to load his gun again, but failed. How? The Purple Scissor Blade finding is way to his neck. Then pressing into it. Then lobbing off his head. Nui frowned. "Aww...That was too quick! He didn't even say a word or scream! Booooriiiiing!"
Suddenly, she heard rapid footsteps from upstairs. There was another one! Probably his wife, if this fatty got hitched. She turned to the sound of footsteps and crouched down, stepping around a corner. She heard a shriek, then quicker footsteps. As the woman rounded the corner, she swung the blade, slicing her leg clean off underneath the knee. "Sooo...Wanna tell me all about the way you and the dead guy beat up that little boy?" The lady was hideous, especially since she was wearing some gross flower print items. "Come on, I wanna hear about it! Don't make me cut off your other arm now~!" She continued a terrifying whimper before Nui placed the sword at her throat. "Come on...do it!" And with that, the lady delved into her tale of fists, knives, and sometimes hot pans. Nui's eye twitched...But she never did lose that huge smile she had on her face, which made her look absolutely terrifying to Petunia. "You've been a bad person...I'll have to punish you." She said cheerfully, lobbing off her other leg so she couldn't run. "It's a shame I had to kill your husband so quickly...He did most of the work, after all." The woman pitifully attempted to crawl, but was suddenly slashed once more. One by one the individual fingers fell off, then her hand, then her entire right arm. The process was repeated with her left arm. Nui was humming cheerfully all the while, enjoying the punishment immensely.
Petunia couldn't even scream since the pain was so intense. Eventually she was reduced to a limbless pile of bleeding mush. Nui lobbed off her head finally, then walked back to the door. As she walked by the stairs she saw a child, like a whale, watching her. He looked terrified...good. She held a finger to her lips, shushing him, then proceeded to the lawn.
Humming cheerfully to herself, content that the bad people were gone, she now began to wonder what she was going to do with the boy that had been beaten... She'd dealt with domestic abusers before, but never a child... She certainly would never intentionally harm a child either. So...what if she just...took him along? He did look cute... And she did make a fair amount of money from her day job at the bakery... Sooo...why not? She approached the confused and shaking child, sitting on the lawn with her umbrella. He looked up at her with wide eyes as she cheerfully made her way over to him. "Here..." She said, grinning and taking the umbrella, still covering him, "I'll keep us dry from now on!" She giggled and tilted her head. "This is a pretty big umbrella for such a tiny thing to hold. You're stronger than you look!" He blushed and awkwardly looked down. Nui cooed and picked him up with her right arm. He was very light for someone his age... He yelped and began to look scared. Nui simply gave him a closed-eyed smile and poked his nose. "Boop!" She said playfully.
"W-what are you...doing?" He asked cutely yet pathetically. He was in tears, and looking around jumping.
Nui tilted her head. "I'm only playing with you." She cooed, stroking his cheek. "I'm gonna get you out of the cold, dark, wet night and into my nice, toasty warm house. I'll give you some hot chocolate and cookies when we get there too! You're gonna LOVE it!"
With that she began happily walking down the street, humming. Harry looked up at her with wide eyes, as big as plates. He stared at her. A mysterious and beautiful woman, appearing out of nowhere, giving him something to keep him dry, holding him, speaking to him to make him happy... Who would help someone like him unless... "Are...Are you an angel...?" Harry asked softly. Nui smiled down at him and kissed his forehead. Such a sweetie!
"Uh uh! But you are!" She giggled, tapping his nose again. Harry stared at her with impossibly huge eyes, blushing. She had to be an angel! She had to be! He dove into her chest, crying and hugging her. Nui's smile became melancholy. Yeah, she knew this would happen eventually...Better he let it out sooner than later. She stroked his back comfortingly as she made her way to her apartment, finding the key and entering. It was then that she noticed on top of his crying, he was shaking from the cold, and his body temperature was extremely low. Was it THAT cold outside? She never did pay attention to her own body temperature, in fact she always went out in the middle of winter in her favourite pink dress...But the little cutie being cold? She wouldn't have it!
She moved towards the fire place and turned the knob, the place cracking on and soon hearing the area. And then she placed him on a chair in front of the fireplace and lit it. And then she placed an ugly, but comfy old Christmas sweater that she hated over his tiny body. And then she wrapped him up in a blanket, leaving only his cute little face poking out. And then she prepared some hot chocolate and sugar cookies, knowing the hot liquid would further contribute to making him nice and toasty warm. And THEN she scooped him up, sat on the arm chair and held him tightly against her chest to allow her body heat to warm him. If THIS didn't make him warm, literally nothing would. It made him downright comfortable, that's what. His tears still on his face, he tried to snuggle closer to her, but could only move his head. He ended up resting his ear against her chest...and he blinked when he heard something beating. Confused and intrigued, he slowly unburied one of his hands from the blanket, and pressed it against Nui's chest with wide eyes, trying to decipher what that wonderful, soothing noise was. "Watcha doing little cutie? Not being Pervy I hope." She said, winking.
He looked up at her, "t-there was a noise!"
Nui giggled. "Oh? What'd it sound like?" She asked with closed eyes.
"It...It was a thump sound...It was really pretty and nice...J-Just like you...Um...Are...you sure you're not an angel? Y-You're pretty like one...You're nice like one...And your tummy makes such a pretty sound..."
Nui squealed and hugged him again, pulling him into her chest and rocking him back and forth. She could've died from his sweetness! "No hun...not an angel. You're the angel here!~" Harry giggled and snuggled into her chest. "Now how about you try some cookies? I made them myself! I made them into cute little snowflake shapes, 'cause it's almost winter! Now open wiiiide~!" Harry shook his head, much to her surprise. "You don't like Cookies?" She asked dejectedly. Harry nodded, saying.
"I-I bet they're good...but people like me can't eat good food..."
Nui pouted. "Awww, c'mon...I worked really hard on these cookies. It'll make me really sad it you don't eat them." She managed to squeeze a tear out of her eye, and her lip quivered. Harry flinched, not liking the Angel's tear, and snatched a cookie. He held it to his lips and took a little bite, suddenly being overwhelmed by flavour. He took another bite. Then another. And then the cookie was gone. "Are my cookies good? Here, try some hot chocolate!" She smiled, handing him the mug.
Harry tilted his head and accepted the mug of brown liquid. "Thank you...Um...Miss..."
"Nui babe. Nui Harime, your new guardian angel!" She grinned cheerfully.
Harry smiled widely. "I KNEW you were an angel!" He said gleefully, looking at her. Nui giggled, then kissed his forehead with an audible "Mwah!"
Harry giggled and snuggled back into her, sipping the mug from time to time. After sitting around being lazy for a bit, Nui smelled something foul. It was coming...from her lap. The little boy smelled awful. She grimaced. "P.U.!" She exclaimed. "You smell really yucky! When's the last time they gave you a bath?"
Harry grew deflated and looked down. "I-I...never got one.."
Nui frowned. "Aww...But you're so warm and cozy, I can't give you a bath now...I guess it'll have to wait for morning."
She returned to cuddling him, happily rocking him back and forth and force feeding him cookies left and right. He needed to fill up that tiny tummy of his. He was frail as a twig, and clearly wasn't eating enough. Soon though, After clearing half the plate, he held up a hand, signalling his fullness. "Um...M-Miss Nui...? Can I stop...? My tummy hurts..."
"Awww, your tummy hurts? Okay, let me get you to sleepy then. Do you need to throw up? Or is it just you are too much?)
"I...I think I'm okay..." He said softly. "Um...C-Can I sleep with you...? Please?"
"Well.." She said, thinking about it. She would say yes any time, it's just she wanted to see how much he wanted it. She looked at him to see he was inadvertantly giving her puppy dog eyes, his lower lip quivering. "Of course you can!" She caved, launching from her seat and stepping towards her bright pink bedroom. It was messy but, eh.
Cleaning was boring anyway. Cheerfully, she placed the little boy in her bed and tucked the blanket in up to his chin. He looked up at her, and her heart melted when he gave her the sweetest little smile she had ever seen. Her inner anime fan was kicking in...
"KAWAIIIIIII~!" She exclaimed, overwhelmed by cuteness. The little one blushed, then got scooped up and nuzzled by Nui, who flipped off the lamp and cuddled into her soft blankets. She giggled at the baby once again, then kissed his cheek with a "Mwah!" Harry giggled with that sweet smile and cuddles up to her once more. With that, Nui continued pecking him with kisses. She had a tendency to make the "mwah" sound every time she gave someone a kiss... Just to show affection. So literally, the next dozens of words that left her mouth were "Mwah. And Harry loved every single solitary second of it. He'd never been shown love, yet here he was getting tons of it. Food, Drink, and most importantly. CUDDLES! He LOVED the cuddles...And the kisses...And especially Miss Nui. He clutched closer to her, and allowed the rain of kisses to continue. Eventually, Nui stopped kissing him, and he was absolutely covered in lip marks. "Whoopsie, got you all red didn't I? Well then..." She took her blanket and wiped down his face gently. "There we go! All clean!" She giggled. "I'd give you another kiss, but then we'd be right back to having to clean you off!"
Harry pouted. He loved kisses...he wanted more! He shook his head. "N-No...I w-would like it if..." he trailed off.
"Awww, you want some more kisses? Well, one more couldn't hurt. But then we need to get some sleepy!" Harry nodded and leaned up, expecting kisses. Nui leaned down and planted one right on his forehead, allowing her lips to linger. Her lips stayed there for a grand total of five seconds before she pulled away with a loud "MWAH!" Harry giggled and hugged her around her torso, then allowed himself to succumb to his fullness and start to sleep, closing his eyes. Nui decided to help him out. She hummed a cheerful, yet soothing song in the little boy's ear. His eyes closed, and he began to fall limp. Nui's humming was too much... And the gentle, comforting way she held him was just added fuel... And she smelled nice too... Needless to say, he fell asleep quickly. And his soft breathing caused Nui to squeal. "Oh my gosh, I love you, I love you, I loveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou I LOVE you!" She gushed silently. And she actually, kinda, felt that way... She nuzzled the little teddy he was, not even knowing his name yet, and tried to slip off into slumber herself. Then her eyes immediately opened again. "Nope...Can't sleep. I wanna nuzzle the cuddle bug..." she said, grabbing hold of Harry once more and cuddling him like a teddy, or a body pillow. "Yay...Best teddy ever." She whispered. With that she drifted off as well... "Yay...Cuddling the teddy makes me sleepy..."