In the busy streets of Tokyo, Subaru was always going out to buy groceries and different reading material like manga just to satisfy him before he goes home and plays online games.

That changed when he passed by a maid cafe one night...

"Konbanwa!" A girl with pink short hair said this to Subaru, and easily froze him in place. His world slowed down as soon as she saw her smile and her left bang made from her hair that covered her left eye. However, she took notice of him staring at her. "Uh... sir, are you alright?"

"Oh... I'm... I'm fine! Hehehe..." Subaru scratched his head as part of his nervous laughable reply. 'That was close,' he told himself in his thoughts. 'I could have tripped backwards or could have gotten kicked out just because I could have been branded a pervert.'

"Um... Should I show you a seat? We have good drinks available."

"Uh... Isn't this a little too late for an opened maid cafe?"

"Well... to tell you the truth, it's special this time of week. We give special orders to certain customers who stayed with us for a while."

"Really?"

"If you want to know, you'll just have to see and experience for yourself if you wish. You won't lose anything."

"...even cash? I don't know." Subaru stopped as he suddenly saw the young maid in front of her reach out and hold his hand. This made him blush a little and he looked away. "Should I be comfortable in this?"

"Hehe... Right this way." The pink-haired maid then gently pulled him and he allowed himself to be led by her to a table.

"Nee-san." Another maid with short blue hair called out. This time, she had a right hair bang with her left eye showing. It seemed that this girl had an identical hairstyle and almost the same face as the pink-haired girl. This made him shocked, but she continued with a glare towards the girl with the pink hair. "Nee-san... I thought we talked about this?"

"Hehe... Rem, you should be concerned with your own services. Not mine."

"Seriously? Ram, you know you get teased easily. But teasing another?"

"That's a little revenge I have for being so sensitive. I wanna ride this fool like there's no tomorrow." Ram revealed this as strikingly extreme to Subaru and he screamed like a girl as he cornered himself to one of the seats in the maid care. "Uh... Sir?"

"GWAAAAH!" Subaru screamed like a girl as always while blushing to much before he continued. "This isn't what I think it is, is it...?!"

The pink-haired girl answered: "I think you wanna find out." And she starts stripping off her uniform starting by exposing her shoulders...

A little something I cooked up. I like Re:Zero, so why not put a little something?

See ya on the next chapter! Leave reviews and have fun. ;) And a little warning... it'll be steamy until it's fiery hot.