AN: Hello! This is a request by Vampygurl402. This is going to be a three shot fic. Please, please review. Thank you

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It was like any other day in the royal sweet in the Lonely Mountain. Thorin woke up before his husband, Bilbo, and started to get dress for the day for his kingly duties. Half-way out the door, Thorin would hear Bilbo waken from his deep slumber and like any other day, he would walk back to their shared bed and smile at his one's sleepily smile. Bilbo would stand after he stretched in bed before making his way towards Thorin. He would kiss Thorin on the cheek before walking away to get ready for the day. Thorin would watch him go before leaving their rooms.

Bilbo sighed; the day had all, but started like any other day. That is until he had ran into Fili and Kili who were running down the hall towards his rooms with sheepishly smiles on their lips. He would have left them be, but Fili had gone and grabbed him before he was led to their mother's rooms. Bilbo could only sigh as he was thrown into the room without the brothers by his side.

"Bilbo!" Dis called out from her hidden place. Bilbo looked over to the general sound of her voice before walking towards the opened closet. He grew worried with how she stood staring at him, judging his size. It did not set well with him. He was about to open his mouth to question her when suddenly something was thrusted into his hands. He blinked down at the strange hoops and clothe as he was being pushed into another side of Dis's room. With the help of the dwarven women, Bilbo somehow found himself dressed in a deep, royal blue gown that clung to his body in all the right places. The hoops found themselves on the ground forgotten by the dwarf and hobbit.

"You look wonderful, dear." Dis stated as she looked the hobbit from shoulders to his covered feet. The gown that she forced the poor hobbit into was clinging to the right places, the shoulders were not covered by any materiel, but the cut went further down the front than the back. Dark purple lace peeked from under the grown with blue sparkles that was entwined in the lace sparkled in the low lighting of the room.

"Now your hair." Dis mumbled before Bilbo could throw a fit. She dragged the hobbit to a chair that sat in front of a mirror. She pulled the long strands that curled down Bilbo's back and started with a large braid. She loosened the braid before she took the braid and wrapping it into a bun. A few loose strands fell from the braid as it was being wrapped. The curls were twisted before it too was wrapped around the bun. Lastly she turned Bilbo to face her before she braided a simple braid in front before clasping a bead at the end. It was one of beads that Thorin had given to him after their wedding.

"Now listen closely," Dis said as she laid her hands on the hobbit's shoulders. Her grip tight on the poor creature before her, Bilbo only blinked as he tried to understand what was being said to him. "Kili needs you to act like his lass."

"Why?" Bilbo asked once she stopped talking and waited for him to speak.

"I have said this millions of times, but the man in the Durin are complete idiots. Kili has a stocker and said idiot decided to act nice to her. She took it the wrong time and now he can't get rid of her and that's where you come in, Bilbo." Dis stated as she guided the surprised hobbit towards the hall.

"Wait!" Bilbo called out before they could leave the room. They looked at each other, daring the other. "What of Thorin?"

"He won't recognize you." Dis stated after he had spoken. She went to open the door, but Bilbo's hand stopped her before she could even turn the door handle. She looked at the hobbit sideways.

"He will," Bilbo stated as he tried to settle his nerves. He didn't like how the princess was looking at him. He gestured to his body before he spoke, once again. "I dressed like this once."

"You got to tell me that one." Dis stated before she somehow got them out of her room. Kili was standing on the other side looking like a scared loin. Bilbo chuckled lightly; it wasn't every day that Kili or Fili got scared of something.

"Well, let's just say we were in dale and we majorly needed food. I have never seen Thorin act so jealous of Nori. It was not a pretty sight." Bilbo mumbled before he was once again whisked away, but this time by Kili.

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"Thank, Uncle Bilbo for helping me." Kili whispered as they both walked hand in hand down the market avoiding any places that Thorin might be. Bilbo only smiled as he leaned into Kili's body.

"You or Fili is getting out of this." Bilbo stated before he was forced to stop before a nice looking dwarf. All three only stood there watching each other. It was the female dwarf that spoke first.

"Kili dear, who is this?" She asked with a deadly glare towards Bilbo. Bilbo frowned as Kili tried to think of a name that would fit him. He saw how the she-dwarf was growing impatient with each second that ticked by. Bilbo sighed.

"Belladonna." Bilbo answered with a very sweet smile. The she-dwarf looked at her more fully with her eyes even narrowed. If Bilbo could withstand Thorin's angry glares, she was nothing, but he still wanted to shiver. Dwarfs could be scary when provoked and he hadn't even done anything, except speak.

"Belladonna?" She slowly stated as if she was talking to an infant. Bilbo didn't growl at the settled insult to his mother's name, but he only nodded his head with that ever sweet smile. She didn't look too happy. "You married this thing?" The word 'thing' was spitted out like venom. She had spotted his marriage ear clasp. Bilbo narrowed his eyes as he felt his nephew's hand on his arm.

"It was a private affair. Fili could tell you all about it." Kili stated while looking at his uncle, hoping that Bilbo wouldn't explode. The she-dwarf huffed and before she could dig herself a grave, Fili came strolling up with a huge smile on his face. Fili stood next to Bilbo with such a smile that the small hobbit wanted to kick him or stab him. Why did he find this funny?

"Fili, why don't you tell her how the wedding went?" Bilbo asked while looking at his other nephew with a deadly smile. Fili blinked as the smile dropped as he tried to come up with something to say. Bilbo really wanted to stab both of his nephews now. They were both trouble magnets, it is very trying at times.

Before anyone could speak another dwarf walked up to them. The star shaped hair that stood on the dwarfs head was not a sight that Bilbo wanted. He was not going to hear the end of this. The new dwarf looked around the small group with a twitch of lips as if trying to not laugh.

"What is going on?" The new dwarf asked when no one spoke for a long time. The two princes looked like they were sweating bullets and the hobbit was ready to kill both princes, but he didn't know how the lass was in the picture.

"Nori," Bilbo mumbled as he tried to look around. He sighed when he didn't spot Thorin anywhere. "Help?" He asked secondly as prayed to the heavens in his mind.

"With?"

"Kili's and I wedding…" Bilbo trilled off as if he wanted to say something else. Nori looked at him as if the hobbit was crazy before slowly, very slowly the pieces fell into place.

"Ah, yes the wedding…" He states before he wrapped his arm around the female dwarf's shoulders before walking away with her by his side. He looked back at them with a huge smile as if telling them that they owe him one. The three sighed.

AN: Well? Please let me know what you guys think, thanks.