Hey everyone, I'm kind of re-editing, the 'Oh My Kitsune!' chapters, hope you all don't mind...should be somewhat better, than before!
Okay then let's go through the basics:
1.) I don't own this series in anyway, nor will I ever.
2.) There will be Oc-like characters.
3.) I take any help and reviews with pride, try not to destroy my ego, please.
That's it...enjoy
October 10th, 11:59-
A newly considered six year old, is walking down the streets in the rain. His distinct azure eyes flash along with the lighting. His name is Uzumaki Naruto!
"Kuso, at least they're not attacking me this year..." he mutters allowed into the dark street.
"THERE!!! THERE'S THE DEMON BRAT! LET'S GET 'EM!" a rather large mob rounds the corner, and starts heading to the small child's position.
'Me and my big mouth.' his blue eyes widen with panic. His matted blonde hair limited his vision. The best he can do is run anyway, he sprints towards the park. Realizing he lost them he slows down to a grinding halt, along with the rain, the night clears up to reveal a...full moon.
'Good I lost them' he sighs with relief.
A haunting howl came from behind, Naruto too afraid to turn around completely; he uses his peripheral vision to look at what is behind him, ohh how he wished he hadn't.
The silver beast is standing on its haunches, and its amber eyes are a glow a molten gold hue due to anger, and the beast seemingly towers over the small boy by several feet. It seemed like a hybrid of a wild beast and human the sheer sight of it alone would probably make someone die of fright. Poor little Naruto can only stare on in horror, as if the staring alone was enough to piss it off; it bite down on Naruto's shoulder.
He lets out a blood curdling scream, and then collapses onto to the park ground, twitching in agony.
-Hokage's tower-
An old man around the age of 75 stares up from mountainous stack of paper work, over to a silver haired young teen. He sighs quickly and begins to rub his temples. He leans back and starts to speak.
"Have you found-" the old man was cut off by said blood curdling scream.
"Oh no... Lord Hokage, permission to check out the noise!" said silver haired man.
"Granted permission, NOW Go, Kakashi!" the Hokage says, fearing the worst for his adopted grandson. Kakashi uses a teleportation technique to get to the scene of the scream.
-Back to Naruto-
Naruto, just barely having enough strength to carry himself across the town, has managed to run towards the Hokage tower, though now, his vision was fading quickly. He now realizes he is running past the shopping district. He stumbled on to a door matt of an unknown home. He begins to pound on people's doors, in an attempt to get some help.
"Jiji-san, somebody!" he yelled frantically through the streets, he clutched his shoulder a whimpered. Everyone closed their doors and windows, all mostly thinking 'Oh God, it's the demon brat! Let him suffer.'
One man looms in the open door frame as Naruto came to it crying hysterically, blood from his should splattered on the door mat of the man's house. Said man face contorts into a purple sneer, with a shove he sends the boy into the street. "YOU, FILTHY DEMON! HOW DARE YOUZ GETZ BLAOOD ON MYS DOORZ 'O MATT!!!" the drunken old man came out from the door and started kicking Naruto in the ribs, effectively knocking Naruto into blissful unconscious. The man however, either did not notice or did not care, keeps on his assault, until a dark shadow interrupts his unlawful actions.
"Don't touch him again." a voice states calmly and places a hand itself on the man's shoulder.
"Who's err- you?" he sways albeit, trying to shake off the hand.
"It's none of your concern. But what is of your concern is that...you broke the thirds law, and you are here by scheduled for execution, now die." Itachi said, never losing his stoic persona.
"Wait, U-uchiha Itachi? Captain of ANBU? Sorry s-sir, I did not realize…please forgive my actions." The man laughs nervously pretending to be completely innocent from his previous wrong doings.
"Don't try talking your way out of this one, you pathetic fool." Itachi effectively jabs a kunai through the man's throat, throwing the corpse over his shoulder and picking Naruto up, starts walking towards Hokage tower.
"Hokage-sama, the boy, Naruto-kun has been located by Itachi-dono." a random ninja stated whilst entering the room
"Arigato Gozai-san, dismissed." Hokage had a look of relief.
"Ano...Hokage-sama. I also have something else to inform you about. There has been a rather 'strange' set of events that had taken place last night; some people have been reporting a large growling creature lurking in the park grounds. Also-" the Nin is interrupted by Itachi.
"The boy has been injured terribly, 'its' not healing the boys wounds. Also I have found a drunken fool who broke your law, sir." What relief left of Sarutobi had left had completely flies out the window and under a rock. Along comes Kakashi holding said child.
"This isn't good...Kakashi, please take Naruto to get those injuries taken care of! And Itachi, please drop the corpse off at the morgue, please; I don't need a dead body in here. Tell me what happened exactly, after you are done." the Hokage paces along the office, and he muses his thoughts aloud 'Is there something we can do to avoid this again, third time in a month is too much for the boy…'
"I have a suggestion Hokage-sama. Why don't I take Naruto and my Otouto, Sasuke? They need to get out of the village anyway." Everyone looks at him in shock, even the medic Nin that came in seconds prior not even knowing what they were talking about.
'How can this be, Itachi never does something like this unless he's planning to have an 'accident' with a fellow colleague, I'll tag along just to make sure he's not up to something...' Kakashi pondered behind his mask. Itachi only twitches lightly at the awkward stares he is receiving.
'Next people I see giving me awkward looks, I shall KILL them!!!' Itachi has several flashbacks to his family (and hence began the true plot of Uchiha Massacre).
"I'll go too! Itachi-san can't possibly take on two children...without killing them." he snickered. A tick mark appeared on Itachi's forehead.
"How much do you wish put at stake?" Kakashi stared nervously as the fourteen year old begins to twirl several kunai.
"Where am I?" 'Saved by the kid! I owe ya' one' Kakashi sighed. He nearly forgot about the rule to never make a bet with Itachi! No matter what happens, the better always loses.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!" The brat kicks Kakashi away from him and ran around biting and kicking every thing he saw, which included a lamp...
'Note to self: never let the kid watch action movies...' Kakashi deadpans.
'Note to self: store up pocky, and...Lock in a safe, far away from the kid...' Itachi looks on mildly amused.
'He's going to kill me one of these days.' Sarutobi looks on in shame, hiding his head behind his hands.
"Naruto-kun, can you put the lamp down?" asked the Medic Nin. She tugged Naruto shirt.
Naruto looked around the room and notes he knows these people, he puts on a sheepish grin, and places the lamp down.
"Heh, heh, gomen. Sorry 'bout the lamp." everyone looks in disbelief. One moment the kid is trying to kill the invisible enemy the next, he is sheepishly grinning at them.
"Someone needs a mental check up..." A random ninja mutters passing by the room, everyone just nodded. Naruto makes an indignant reply, before his lids start to close; Kakashi catches the boy before he would hit the floor.
"Oi, I'm sleepy..." Then as if on cue he passed out.
"So when do we start?" said Itachi trying to get back onto topic.
"How about next week give you a chance to pack everything, sigh including pocky...dismissed, gods, before you give me a headache, just go…" They turn to see a beaming light of the weasel. They all give an exasperated sigh, except for Kakashi, who is grinning for some reason or another.
'The pretty colors...The many flavors…of pocky!!! No! No one must know! No they shall not!' Kakashi punches himself, much to the perplexed people in the room, 'Gods, I'm sounding like him now. Crap'
"No, we should leave tomorrow..." he saw a nod from the Hokage," Kakashi-sempai, go get Naruto's things he'll need. WE leave tomorrow."
Morning has risen on the village of Konoha, and a small boy tugs slightly on Itachi's pant leg. Itachi smiles at the young boy, and hefts the large backpack onto his shoulders.
"Aniki…where are we going?" the small boy asked naively. His navy blue shirt hung loosely on his back, with the Uchiha crest on his back also. (Is it just me, or does everyone in the Uchiha clan wear those same clothes with that big ass neck band!!! Frankly I find it annoying first chance I get I'm changing it!)
"We're going to pick up your new friend, his name is Uzumaki Naruto, His mom was our cousin, so be nice!" Itachi does try to seem nice, but it usually just winds up creeping people out...unless you're Sasuke. :
"Uh...okay" he gave an enthusiastic nice guy pose! (Dear lord he gave Sasuke the power of pocky!!! run for your lives!!!)
"Okay then...get ready and go to bed we're leaving...tomorrow!"
"Hai!" the rambunctious child ran towards his room...oh god, I think he forgot to open the door…*thump* yep sigh (Sasuke will change don't worry, EMO BOY HERE HE COMES!!!)
'This is going be a hell of 2 years.'
End chapter
Okay I was high on sugar when I wrote this all flames will be ignored, by the way I'm officially closing my other story it's impossible for me to get any more ideas.
Onering20: WOW!!! You are a lazy ass...
Byakkoya no Musume: …shut up *bonk on back head* ...brothers...I will try to update this story as soon as I can...There might be Sakura bashing or I could pair her up with lee I have an OCC in mind for Sasuke, if I can remember.
Note: they will be back for Genin exams or other random stuff, OK I am definitely going to have Naruto and Sasuke on a team, but I don't know who should be the other team member; Yes Kakashi will be their sensei. Pairings are always helpful...NO YAOI!