Hey guys! My first fic! This is a crossover between World Of Warcraft and SSBM. There is 25 characters in SSBM, but only 10 of them are main chracters in the story. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own SSBM, Nintendo does. I do not own World Of Warcraft either. Blizzard does.

Chapter One: New Location, Thanks To Crazy

The bus was filled with chatter. The back of the bus held the children, while the front consisted of adults. At the very front of it, the two large hands sat their, one driving, one twiddling his fingers.

"Ei, ooo, argh, ke." The left hand chattered.

"Dear brother, why must you be so, stupid?" The right hand asked. Well, emitted. It is unknown how they speak, being giant hands.

"Hey Master Hand, how much longer till we're there?" Someone shouted from the back.

Master Hand sighed. "I do not know myself. All the letter had on it was a location. No names, nothing. Of course, we wouldn't be here if a certain hand didn't screw everything up at our last meeting with the mayor of Smash City."

Crazy began singing and laughing. "HEHE, er, GEHE!"

The bus had eight rows of seats. Each seat could hold two people, having a seat on each side of the row, with a cat-walk in the middle. The four smashers at the front we're Link, Marth, Roy, and Zelda. The four were good friends. Behind them sat Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Yoshi. The third row held Falco, Fox, Falcon, and Samus. They weren't good "friends", but they like to talk to each other, since they had occupations similar to each other's. The Fourth row held Pichu, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff. Behind them were Ness, Kirby, Nana, Popo (They shared both fit in Ness' seat.), and a younger version of Link. To be exact, seven years younger. They held their own group. Behind them were Mr. Game & Watch and Dr. Mario, another clone. Master Hand created him to treat the smasher's wounds after a battle. And the very last row held the brutes of the mansion, Ganon, Bowser, Mewtwo, and Donkey Kong.

The 25, er, actually, 26 if you count Nana and Popo as a different person, were becoming impatient. They slept on the bus, ate on the bus, and when they had to use the restroom, it was one at a time. Usually, a mess occurred whenever Mario used the restroom. It wasn't in the restroom, it was the person waiting. Mario always brought something to watch or play with when he went, leaving everyone waiting.

There was only two meals a day for them, since they were saving money. Breakfast and dinner. It was havoc, and took two hours to clean the bus after they ate. Not many agree on what to eat, so they all order what they enjoy most.

Three weeks on traveling, and their destination was one mile milead of them. Throughout the ride, they passed forests, and strange creatures they have never seen before at Smash City, or Smash Forest. Automobiles weren't seen either. Instead, they saw people riding horses, rams, tigers, elephants, and even robotic chickens! On the other hand, there was also different races of people, and not just humans.

"Masta Hand-a, are we-a almost there-a?" Mario asked the driver.

"Yes. Actually, I think I see our destination just up ahead!"

Everyone cheered, excluding the three in the back (except DK).

"Great" Ganon muttered to Bowser. "we get to see new freaks."

"Hehe." Bowser snickered.

"Hey, poke MewTwo in the stomach! I heard he has no feelings." Ganon whispered his turtle friend.

"No way! I'm not risking my shell for some dumb game. If you really want to, you do it." Bowser replied to his friend.

"Fine." was all Ganon said. He shot his finger at MewTwo's stomach, and MewTwo's eyes opened up.

"HEHEHE!" Laughed MewTwo like a psychopath. He sounded worse than Crazy on a bad day.

The whole bus looked at the back and stared at MewTwo. The pokemon was looking back at them, then at Ganon. He had a black aura all over him, stronger than usual.

"You. Will. Suffer. Dearly. FRIEND." MewTwo spat out. Then, he and Ganon disappeared. The whole bus looked away, and forgot what happened.

The bus pulled up at the new mansion, with Ganon tied to the back of the bus. MewTwo was asleep again, but no one dared to wake him.

"Ok, everyone, step out slowly. We don't want to wake to storm. Go ahead and pick a room inside. Unpack, get settled, and I'll go talk to the owner outside." Master Hand told the group, in a silent voice. Everyone marched out, and ran inside the mansion screaming and dancing in joy!

"Mama me-a! We are-a finally home!" Mario and Luigi cheered.

The mansion was incredible, better than their old one. The entrance had a giant lamp in the middle of the room, with a beautiful rug covered over the floor. The kitchen was a miracle: Stainless steel counters with a large oven, and a stove. The staircase led to the hallway, with rooms and a bath at the end. Since there was five halls, there was five bathrooms.

Immediately, the smashers began claiming rooms. Two per room. It was heaven in their new mansion.

Outside, Master Hand was talking to the owner.

"Ok, so what's the catch? No price, it's for free?" Master Hand asked the man.

"Oh, nothing. A lush forest on one side, an incredible lake in the back, and a Giant oak tree. It contains a few pests, but nothing that'll hurt you." The man told Master Hand.

"Thank you for the mansion Mr, er, I never caught your name. What is it?" The Hand asked.

"Oh, just call me Vargok." The man smiled.

Later that night, the smashers were all asleep. Well, everyone but Bowser. He walked out of the 4th hall bathroom.

"Last time I eat fried onions with cheese…" Bowser muttered to himself.

As he walked back to his room, he heard a voice in the Main Hall. He walked slowly and quietly. As he looked, he saw a man, and another man. Wait, it's a bird. Or what is it? Whatever is was, it wasn't human.

"So, did they-CAW- move in?" The bird creature asked.

"Yes. They fell for it." The man laughed.

"So, where is-RAW- Crazy?" The bird asked.

"I believe he's just sleeping."

"Hehehe." The bird laughed.

"So Sethekk, we had a deal. I got them into the house, you grant me the Shadow Labyrinth." The man told the bird.

"Ah, but-CAW- where are the trinkets?" Sethekk asked.

"Give it-hey!" The man suddenly turned to Bowser.

Uh oh.

Well, was it good for a first chapter? R&R please!