Me: S'up homies? I, DMB have decided to make my LoS story a one shot, the plot got too complicated.
JohnathanDrake: I'll say! I was the main character!
*Whacks upside the head*
JD: OW! What was that for?
Me: Shut up! No one was supposed to know that!
JeremyAngus: Yeah, what were you thinking ya doof?
*Whacks upside the head*
JA: OW!
Me: I'm the only one who can insult him, jackass!
JakeGarret: Oh and it's OKAY for everyone to insult me?
Me: Yup, pretty much! You're the noob of this team, you're gonna have to earn respect.
JoesephHeltz: And me?
Me: You're off the hook. Mainly cuz' you scare me.
JH: What was that last part you bloody wanker?
Me: NOTHING! Nothing!
JH: Good!
Me: Johnathan, the disclaimer.
JD: DMB does not own the pokemon franchise line.
Me: And ON with the story!
*complete and utter silence*
ME:…Why isn't the story rolling?
*intern comes up and whispers something in my ear*
Me: Well, apparently I SUCK at intros, so I'm waiting on narutodagger920 for an intro for me, sooooooo, until next time bye!
JD: Now wait a minute!
Me: What could you possibly talk about now, we're wrapping up!
JD: No, I mean uh, this is a perfect time for the audience to learn about ourselves!
JG: Hey, not a bad idea Johnny!
JA: It truly is a brilliant idea.
Me: Ugh, fine! Just make it quick!
JD: Name's JohnathanDrake! I'm the team commander of AlphaForce, a special squad created by DanManBazinga.
JH: JoesephHeltz, weapons specialist and Johnathan's right hand man.
JA: The name's JeremyAngus allright! The lead scientist and the one who collects samples out in the field.
JG: JakeGarret, rookie and hoping I will be a sergeant someday!
Me: Yeah right!
Everyone: Ahahahahaha!
JG: That's all folks!