This was done in response to Silver-Mouri's little challenge at the end of her fic, Good Bye. I am doing this merely to see if I can write Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction not to say that I think that I am a better writer, her fics are very good. ^^ Anyway, enjoy and please review at the end!

Yami B did not get banished to the shadow realm in this fic!

//Blah// = Yami (either one)

/Blah/ = Hikari (either one)

By the way, she never stated how exactly Yami Bakura was to go insane...

"Mwhahahah!" The silvery-haired boy's maniacal laughter echoed over the barren fields, evilly slanted eyes closed tightly, whilst his other, lighter half irritably shushed him by pressing one finger slightly to his lips.

"Do you want them to hear you?" He asked, his British lilt only adding to his amused anger.

"What does that matter to me?" The insane giggles had ceased, replaced by a low growl. Bakura shrugged, tossing his hair out of his eyes with a deft flick of his pale wrist.

"Just be silent." Deep brown eyes peered across the wide expanse of grass separating him from the other group of four, five if you counted the one hidden away in the safety of his Sennen puzzle...

Joey's head perked up at the eerie sound of something far off in the distance.

"Did you guys here dat?" He asked, his heavy accent slurring the words. "Sounded like a coyote or some'tin."

"Joey," the youngest of the group said, playfully batting the older on the shoulder, "there's no coyotes around here, not at the Duelist Kingdom."

"Are you sure Yuug'?"

//What a moron...//

/Yami, that's not very nice./

//...// Shrugging his thin shoulders Yuugi dismissed his silent partner with a wave of his hand. It was no business of his what Yami did in his spare time. He returned to the real world just in time to see Joey fall asleep and decided that it was time to do so as well...

"Ahhhhh! Coyotes!" Yuugi and his darkness both woke with a start to see Joey scurry halfway up a tree with Tristan and Tea close behind.

"What?!"

//What?!// Yami Yuugi's yell of protest at being awoken from his peaceful slumber was ignored by his hikari. Yuugi was too busy looking at the scene set before his stunning violet eyes. Bakura, or rather Yami Bakura, was running through their campsite with nothing but a pair of white silk boxers with little Big Bens and Towers of London them on screaming and yelling about the pink bunnies that were attacking his underwear. The British accent only helped to further the comical scene. He was followed by his panting hikari. The silver-haired teen stopped in front of Yuugi, leaning over with his hands on his knees trying to catch his breathe.

"He won't go back into the Sennen Ring, I've tried everything." He fell backwards to the ground and ignored his yami who was now attempting to fly by flapping his arms and shouting "I am Osiris!" This, the continued shrieking and defilement of one of his gods, sent Yami Yuugi into a fury. He practically launched himself out of the Sennen Puzzle and attached his hands to Yami Bakura's neck.

"Why you little...ergh, I'll teach you to desecrate the sacred gods! By Ra, so help me, I will!" The crimson eyes blazed and Yuugi felt it was best not to interfere.

"Ever since that duel with your yami he's seemed a bit off..." Bakura stated, trying to bring the situation into light while watching the terrified trio climb out of their tree.

"I wasn't scared." Joey proclaimed loudly, sniggering at the spectacle the two yamis were making of themselves.

"What do you mean!?" Yelled Tristan, "you were the first one up that tree!"

"I was only tryin' ta make Tea feel better!"

"You were not Joey, don't make excuses and definitely don't bring me into this!"

"Bring you inta this!?" The blonde pointed a finger in Tea's face. "I didn't bring anyone inta this! You brought yerself inta this!"

"Well, take this then!" Tea cried out, biting Joey's finger and making it bleed.

"Ow..." he sniffed waving his hand in the air and sending droplets of blood flying.

"Heh, heh, heh, Tea made you bleed..." Tristan giggled while Yuugi and Bakura sweat dropped, both turning their attention back to their respective yamis. Yami Bakura had somehow gotten out of the past pharaoh's death grip and was leading him around by the hand, much to the dismay of Yami Yuugi.

"To the bat cave Robin!" Yami Yuugi groaned and tried to free his hand but it was no use, stuck tight in the hand of his enemy it was. Yami Bakura hummed a few bars of the Batman theme and pretended to look around in earnest. "Cheese logs!" He shouted in fear, hiding behind his former foe.

"Cheese logs?" Yami Yuugi asked Yuugi-taichi. "What in the name of Isis is a cheese log?"

"There! There they are! Run for your lives! They are coming! The end is upon us!" He threw his hands up in despair.

"The cheese logs are coming!?" Shouted Joey and ran back up his tree.

"Doom!" Moaned Bakura's supposedly evil darkness. "Doom, I tell you!" Suddenly Yami Bakura swooned and fell over in a dead faint. The group could only stare in confused anticipation, was he really unconscious or just lapsing into another mental fit?

How was it? Anyone want more? Please read and review. ^^