Introduction:
October 31, 2007- Sookie gives birth to baby Colgate.
November 23, 2007- Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes are married.
December 25, 2007- Rory gets a job writing an advice column for the New York Times (Ask Rory)
February 14, 2008- Paul Anka has puppies with Sookie's poodle (Ella Fitzgerald). They had six babies but only two of them survived (Paula and Effa).
Lu Luke
Lo Lorelai
T Taylor
Chapter 1- Coffee, Keys, & Yoga
Lorelai Gilmore rushed through the hallway of the hospital, thinking that her mother had only broken her ankle. What she didn't know, was that her mother had a dirty little secret: she was addicted to painkillers. She walked into her mother's hospital room, to find her father silently crying. This terrified her; Richard Gilmore had always been an exceptionally strong man except when it came to death. She remembered the only other time she had seen her father like this; when her grandmother had died. She looked over to the bed, where she saw only a white sheet and the shape of a woman underneath. The doctor ran in, saying that they had given Emily Gilmore painkillers, only to discover that she had been taking painkillers ever since Lorelai had left the house with baby Rory. She quickly speed-dialed her husband, Luke; however, his phone was off. Suddenly she had a flashback to when Christopher's phone was off during her father's heart attack. She broke down; she had always thought that Luke would be different than Christopher, that he would be the One.
A few days after Lorelai's mother's funeral, Luke was in a crappy mood. She was still mad at him for not being there for her and not going to Emily Gilmore's funeral.
Lo: I can't believe you didn't come with me to my mother's funeral!
Lu: I don't want to talk about it; we're in a public place.
Lo: I don't care that we're in the diner, we should talk about it now! LIVE IN THE MOMENT, LUKE! LIVE IN THE MOMENT!
Lu: What the hell is the matter with you?
Lo: Sorry, I'm just PMS-ing right now. I hate you all!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Lu: Woman, please!! Do you have enough coffee in your system? One day all that coffee is going to catch up to you, and I THINK IT'S TODAY!
Lo: NO, WE'RE GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE UNTIL I'M FINISHED!!!!!!
Luke dragged her up the stairs to his bedroom, where they had angry make-up sex. During the sex, they continued yelling at each other.
Lu: GIVE ME THE KEY!!!... The key to your heart.
Lo: What?
Lu: I JUST WANT THE FRICKIN KEY!
Lo: Well maybe I would have given you the key if you had come to Emily's funeral with me.
Lu: I hated your mother, I was the one providing her with painkillers.
Lo: I HATE YOU!!
She storms out the door, only to find Jess driving Taylor in his car; they were speeding madly. Jess sees something in the road, and swerves and hits Taylor's favorite bench ad.
T: I JUST WANTED TO GET TO MY YOGA CLASS!!
Taylor loudly shouted those words, before hitting his head on the dashboard and flipping over into the windshield silenced him.