This is dedicated to the girls who worked on WHERE'S EDWARD?SLAP on twilight lexicon before it was deleted. This is written sorta like that was . Oh, and I only dream about owning Twilight.
Bella: Okay, so Edward?
Edward: yes
Bella: If there are vampires and werewolves...what else?
Edward: what do you mean?
Bella: Well what else? Just tell me now so I'll know.
Edward: Sorry, love. No more freaks at the circus.
Bella: Seriously? Darn.
Edward: huh?
Bella: so are you 100 sure fairies don't exist?
Edward: No...why?
Bella: okay but don't get mad.
Edward: BELLA?
Bella: Well, this isn't my fault
Bella leads Edward up to her room and points at the closet, then hides behind him
Bella: Okay, open it.
Edward: What's in it?
Bella: ARE YOU SCARED! Just look!
Edward opens the closet door and thousands of fairies fly out
Fairies: Bella! BELLA! BELLA!
Bella: Edward can you make them stop now! There kindda creeping me out!
Edward: Um...are they...FAIRIES!
Bella: Yes, now please make them go away!
Edward: No Way! Fairies are awesome!
He tries to catch them but he ends up squishing them. Eww! He's got this nasty fairy paste on his hands!
Bella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The fairies keep getting caught in her hair and buzzing around her head
Edward: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!
The fairies come together, scoop Bella up, and carry her away. Don't look so surprised, she was bound to get kidnapped again soon anyway
Okay how was that? Stupid? Should I just cut my hand off so I may never write again? REVIEW! Or the fairies will come to get you! Mahahahahahahaahahaah