The Following Trailer Is Rated P For Positive!
From the company that has been dragging their ass on this game for eight whole years, comes the long awaited revival of the God of War franchise, and the incredible transformation of Kratos from a pasty, overpowered man child, into the most badass dad of all time.
God Of War 4!
Hear the cheers as millions of GOW fans celebrate the return of Sony's favorite bald Greek, only to discover that gaming's most infamous asshole is no longer an asshole.
Years have passed since Kratos threw a historic temper tantrum and destroyed the world. Now, the legendary crotch crusher is living in the realm of the the Norse Gods, trying to live a quiet life of peace with his son; a effort doomed to fail since this is God Of War, and that pansy-ass shit ain't gonna fly.
Now, faced with the task of scattering his wife's ashes on top of the highest mountain in existence, Kratos must face a whole new pantheon of demons, monsters, and douchebag deities, who apparently didn't get the memo that challenging a guy who rips off Gods heads with his bear hands is not a good idea. But no dragon, monster, or God can match Kratos' greatest challenge…fatherhood. Because when you were once a leading figure in the field of selfish, world destroying prickery, preventing your children from following in your footsteps can pose quite the problem.
So slice your way into what is unquestionably the best God of War Game yet, with its compelling story, gorgeous graphics, evolved characters, and complete lack of guilt. Because now that Kratos is a good guy, and all your enemies are flat out bad, you can beat the ever-loving crap out of anything that gets in your way without any moral repercussions.
Starring:
Anger Management Graduate- Kratos
Little Tom Hiddleston- Atreus
Triple A Rated Asshole- Baldur
Dumb and Dumber- Magni & Mogi
The Headless Norseman- Mimir
Angry Midget- Brok
Mother of The Year- Freya
Dad Of War!
I admire Kratos' devotion to his wife, but he's setting the bar kind of high. Now thousands of girls will be badgering their boyfriends with, "Would you travel between dimensions, kill dragons, beat the shit out of Gods, and climb a big-ass mountain to scatter my ashes?"