A Drawn Our Fart Joke
"What a nice day!" Nami stretched in the sun, seated on her beach chair next to Robin. All the Strawhats were outside enjoying the sunshine since the past few days had been stormy.
However, she stretched just a little too hard and let out the loudest, wettest fart any of her friends had ever witnessed. Time stopped around her and in slow motion, everyone turned their horrified gaze towards her.
She quickly clutched her ass and stuttered, "N-no, I… it wasn't…"
A burst of laughter from Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper stirred everyone's frozen reactions.
"Oh my God, it stinks!" Usopp shouted, holding his nose and waving the stench from his face. Luffy and Chopper laughed harder. Robin turned back to her book and ignored everyone.
Zoro laughed, exclaiming, "Wow Nami, really shit your pants there."
"Yohoho!" Brook was dying of laughter, "Can I see your panties? 'Cuz now you gotta change 'em!"
Nami was blushing furiously.
"Shut the hell up, you bastards! It wasn't Nami!" Sanji argued.
"Who was it then?" Franky asked, "Because chairs don't make that noise! Congratulations Nami! You gave birth to some SUUPEER gas!"
The other's laughed harder and harder at every passing comment.
"Th-that's right!" Nami finally found her words. "It… it was Sanji!"
"Huh?!" Sanji was surprised she would blame him, although no one believed her.
"Don't give us that shit!" Zoro was still laughing, and did so even harder at his own joke.
"No, she's right!" Sanji stood tall. "It was me! I sharted!"
"Shoo, Nami! How'd you make one that smells worse than fermented shit?!" Luffy proclaimed.
"Oy, how'd you know what that smells like?" Franky asked.
Luffy just shook his head and doubled over. Chopper and Usopp exchanged impressions of her gas leak.
"N-Nami is just getting feverish! Right Nami?!" Sanji was still trying to liberate her, although no one was really listening.
"Uh, yeah…"
Chopper said between gasps, "Oh really? And what are your symptoms? Stained underwear?"
Usopp coughed from laughing too much and too hard.
Nami was getting fed up with their drawn out joking, and stomped off to her room. Sanji followed her to the door and entered the kitchen afterward. Robin continued to ignore everyone and was engrossed in her book.
Once Usopp's breathing evened out, he snatched some air freshener from his satchel and sprayed Nami's chair, starting to laugh again.
Everyone joked and laughed as Luffy and Chopper tried to mimic the noise her ass-cheeks somehow made.
Eventually, the laughter died down, and the drawn-out fart joke finally came to an end; to be laughed at another day, perhaps.
THE END.