Madly in Love
A thirteen-year-old boy sits at his computer, bored as heck. Midnight isn't the best time to be online, but... it was Friday, so... what the hey.
His brown eyes scanned the e-mail. The backlight of the monitor shined onto his face, revealing a set of freckles under both eyes. He turned around, thinking he had heard something with his curiously large ears. He shrugged it off and turned back to the screen. His brows furrowed in confusion.
What the heck is this?, he thought.
The e-mail read:
--Original Message--
From: ...mailto: May 29, 2000 10:27 PM
To: 'Jean Smart', 'Kim Possible', 'Bonnie Rockwaller', 'Ashley Tisdale', 'Britina', 'Tahj Mowry', 'Drew Lipsky', 'Nancy Cartwright', 'Nicole Sullivan', 'Monique Sands', 'Christy Carlson Romano', 'Ron Stoppable', 'Rider Strong'
Subject: Just Trying It...
You can really find who you will fall madly in love with when you get older! Cool, huh? All that you have to do is scroll down thinking about who you want to be with and then after you send this to 15 people a fortune cookie will appear so click on it and it will tell you the name and address of your dream person! (For those of you already married, see if you end up with the same name as your spouse!) Now SCROLL!! Scroll down find Your true love!! Think hard and deeply!!
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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP I SAID STOP!! Now start sending!! Send to 0-5 peeps keep dreamin'!! Send to 6-10 peeps you'll have dreams of your wish Send to 11-14 peeps you're getting closer!! Send to 15 peeps or more... ... Aft! er you send; The fortune cookie will appear and... ... guess what?? Tada!! You'll have your results! Shine On!
- Ashley Tisdale
Don't forget you're loved!
Wow. This... Ashley Tisdale person is kooky for coming up with something like that.
He looked around his room. There was no one there except his new pet Rufus. And he was sleeping.
"Good," he whispered. "No one around to see this."
He sent the message to the following:
-Will Friedle
-Gary Cole
-John DiMaggio
-Wade Load
-Kirsten Storms
-Mr. John Paisley
-Mrs. Madeline Mahoney
-Brick Flagg
-Nicky Nick
-Chris Bailey
-Mark McCorkle
-Bob Schooley
-Senor Senior Junior
I don't wanna seem pathetic, but I guess that's already been established, so I might as well send it to Rufus and back to KP...
-Rufus Stoppable
-Kimberly Possible
He pressed send, leaned back in his chair and whispered to himself, "And now we wait for the fo--"
He was cut off by USOLs annoying, "You've got mail, my friend!"
"Well that was fast..." He opened the message and saw the clip art fortune cookie. Then he clicked on it and saw... the results! "B-but... I wasn't thinking about her! How could could this even happen!"
But there it was... Clear as day in big, bold, black letters:
Your true love is...
Kimberly Ann Possible
"It is pretty specific, though... Ah, well... It's probably just someone trying to mess with my pubertizing head," he yawned.
Ronald Stoppable logged off USOL and fell forward onto his bed, falling asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow...
Down the street, a thirteen-year-old girl stared at her computer screen, her green eyes as large as saucers. She looked around, her red ponytail swinging, as she tried to make sure that she hadn't woken anybody up with her sudden outburst of, "WHAT?!" She looked back at the message on her computer reading:
Your true love is...
Ronald Stoppable
She logged off USOL and turned off her monitor. She grabbed a stuffed animal off a shelf and plopped onto her bed.
Kimberly Ann Possible, clutching Pandaroo, murmured, "Ron... It can't be... Can it?" before drifting off into a sleep full of pleasant dreams...
Wazzup, party peoples! babbitrulez, here! I got an e-mail like this the other day and just had to type this up. I didn't try it myself, though, 'cause I thought it was bogus, but... whatever... y'know? I'm a total K/R fan as you... probably... could tell from this fic. So... please review. I'd love to hear your comments, my readers!