Chapter One "Welcome to the Cursed Springs?"

Author: Hello every one. Luckygirl88 has finally started a sequel!!!!! And my first one. ^^ I haven't exactly worked out the details yet, but for now it's going to act like a cross over. I'm taking a very perverted *seriously folks, very perverted* anime called "Ranama ½" and mixing some of it in with Ouran, just the intro. Trust me, you'll like and you'll deal with it. Now, onto the first chapter!

Point of View: Haruhi Fujioka

Hey again. It feels likes it's been months since we've talked. I know, I'm speaking to you this time, but I'm doing it because…things have gotten strange for me, I mean stranger than my normal strange. Its better that I tell you the whole story. It all started over break.

Over the summer, Tamaki and I decided to take a trip and explorer the world and see different things. However; his family told to stay near Japan and what's closer to Japan than China. The country smelled of pollution to us. We hit places like the Great Wall all the way to great Buddha sitting on a mountain. It was interesting, but I felt tired from this exploring. We climbed, hiked, ran and walked….some. This trip became too much of a hassle. I could hear my legs complaining through out or little adventure. The pains sprung up my legs and into the center of my body. I'm unsure how much I can cope with this.

He did promise me one thing, that we would take a day to relax and go to a springs near by our area. We were staying in a small hotel and the business people kept coming in and leaving. You could hear the parties from down the hall as the workers went in and out to send food and to give them the "best" hospitality around. This vacation trip in my opinion isn't the best. The only thing I was excited about was the springs, so warm and tropical and little waterfalls following into the water and the rocks beds over by them. People sitting and relaxing and the children splashing about while older people and couples drank some nice soothing saki. Yes, it all seems perfect right? However; this is the last thing I'll ever regret.

A week passed by while we were in China and after seeing every thing, I finally got that day of relaxing. However, my idiotic boy friend forgot to make arrangements for a spring near by our hotel. I kept reminding him constantly to do so, but as we know, he gets distracted easily. If Kyouya was here, I'm sure he'd have it done in a spilt second, but he isn't here. My boyfriend searched through all the phone books, calling about the different places. Each one was either closed due to renovations or was packed with business people and local tourist. I gave up with him. He was just pointless and clueless like always, but still, at least I rewarded him with "some" effort.

While we sat in the hotel room, I started to watch television as he went through different phone books. Everything I watched was in Chinese and I couldn't understand it. The subtitles were small and with the fast audio, it would make it impossible to keep up with the words. After ten minutes of trying to read the subtitles, I gave up and just placed my head on a soft pillow. I looked over at my boyfriend, still fumbling with the phone books and I called over to him.

"Tama-kun, are you done yet? You've been at this for thirty minutes now,"

"Haru-chan, I'm trying, I really am. It's harder when everything is in Chinese my dear. I'm translating as fast as I can. Unless something comes up in solid English, I mine as well cancel this event,"

"But you promised!!!"

"Haruhi," Tamaki came over to me and took my head and placed it in his lap. His lap was very soft and conformable and I enjoyed every minute or second of it. "Please understand. This trip is for you and me. It marks our new love remember. We want to have fun and nothing else. So please, let me try and work this out…for the both of us,"

I looked up towards him and nodded and removed my head from his lap and back on the soft pillow. I crouched my body is a child's position and looked over at him as he continued on, flipping through the piles of books on the bed. I loved him, I truly do, but sometimes it makes it hard…on the both of us when one of us is frustrated. I do my best to get along with him and that's all I can ask. He continued on through the book labeled "Tourist Attractions of China" when something caught his little puppy dog eyes. He turned to me and gave me that "devilish" look like the twins do off and on. That's when he shouted loudly at me and started jumping up and down on the bed, shaking me almost off the bed.

"Haruhi! Back your bags! I found us a spring!"

"Really!?" I announced some what surprised.

"Yes! It even had mini springs we can jump into! No one goes there any way, so it's perfect!"

I fell out of bed as Tamaki rushed over to me. I half smiled at him and helped me up from the cold hard wooden floor. I rushed to get my things together and packed so that after this "event" is over, we can get on the next flight back to Japan. Nothing could spoil my moment. Tamaki arranged for a Taxi to come pick us up in less than five minutes. Obviously from the service man's reaction over the phone, he thought Tamaki might be crazy because there would be no way they could come that fast. However; Tamaki flinged the money sign in front of them and immediately they came like a thunder bolt racing the all mighty forces of nature, if that's even possible. The taxi came and we hopped inside it. Tamaki scouted next to me, rubbing my head and making other "couple" reactions. We laughed and joked on the small yellow cab. The taxi man looked at us strangely, but we figured that. We were dropped off at the docks and we were told we could bring a back pack with us. We left our bags there as the taxi drove off and the boat stood there on the calm and cold water. We stepped in, having Tamaki help me and went off into our small adventure.

"So Haruhi, how excited are you?" Tamaki poked me and asked.

"Pretty excited Tama-kun. I'm ready for this, how about you?"

"I'm excited. I saw the ad and it said good things Haruhi. Absolutely perfect things to make our day grand! I'm never wrong you know,"

"Umm…Tama-kun, you're usually wrong almost all the time,"

"I AM NOT!!!!" He replied, shouting, like always.

"Yes you are!"

"Yes you are boss,"

Underneath a pile of torn and faded blankets popped up two orange haired dots. As they surfaced up, their faces became easily identifiable. They grinned that "trade mark" smile at us and only laughed about one another.

"Hikaru!?" I announced surprised.

"Kaoru!?" Tamaki announced as well.

"Hey guys. Thought we'd pop in,"

"How did you two get here!?" Tamaki and I exclaimed at once.

"We're not telling. We only came to see you two. Besides, you missed our birthday's which was June 9th remember?"

We both looked at each other and then thought back a few days ago. The twins were right. We have been exploring all over the country, we actually never went back to Japan or even called to wish them a happy a birth day. Now the guild card played on me. Now I feel awful.

"Sorry you two. We've been busy lately," I replied motherly.

"Making babies?"

"NO!"

"Having sex?"

"NO!!!!"

"Getting aids?"

"NO!!!!!"

"Having an orgy?"

"ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! I get it,"

I turned my head away from them and placed my head into the palms of my hand. I looked up only to see my idiotic boyfriend laughing about and making fun of me. I lifted my head out of palms and pushed Tamaki out of the boat. He kept swimming towards us, but I stick out my tongue in a childish act. The person stringing the boat stopped and let Tamaki back in. It was a good thing we had a small wooden boat and not a cruise liner. How would Tama-kun get back in it any ways?

"So," Tamaki started off. "If you two are here, then who's hosting in your spot?"

"Were not telling," They said.

Tamaki and I turned towards each other at the possible thought. Knowing those two, they probably had two of the host club members dress up and act like them. We could only picture them forcing two people we know. Poor Hunny is probably suffering from this and Mori, well, he never cares. I guess I should make it up for him when I get back. I'll bring him some moon cakes; even through it isn't the right season to be eating sweet cakes like these. He'll still appreciate the offering at least.

After traveling awhile in our little boat, we came to an island filled with bamboo trees, sand and dirt. Birds were flying around in and out of the trees and small fish jumped out of the water to greet us. We came up to the shore were a round chubby Chinese man came to greet us. He was dressed in the traditional clothes, the clothes most China men wore during the Vietnam War. It was a military green police suit, with badges placed on the right side of his chest. The buttons that were down his shirt showed how chubby he was. He also had on a green hat with a small red star on it, probably showing the Chinese's trade mark of communism. He said came up to us and greeted us warmly as we climbed out of the boat and onto the soft sand.

"Welcome to Cursed Springs. Very nice yes?" the Chinese man said.

"Yes, very nice," Tamaki answered back.

"Cursed?" I asked.

"Yes, very much so. Many people and animals died in springs. Very cursed,"

"Tama-kun, maybe we should- TAMAKI!"

As I stood there talking to the man, the twins and my boyfriend took off heading for the springs. I followed them, trying to keep up with their speed. Once I got to the spring area, where all the pounds where, I stopped and looked around. I saw bamboo trees as high as their limit can go, springs that looked more like puddles of water spread all over and rock formations spread about in different areas, taking on different shapes and sizes. As I turned my vision to a different area, I saw the twins and Tamaki already changing into swim shorts. They started running towards the springs and I called to them.

"Tamaki! Don't hop into the springs. If you do, something might happen,"

"What? We can't hear you Haruhi! You need to speak louder!" Tamaki said, sticking out his tongue towards me.

I grew angry and that anger grew into a loud yell.

"YOU IDIOT! DON'T HOP INTO THE WATER!"

"WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

A spilt second later, Tamaki and the twins had jumped in. Tamaki went into a larger spring and the twins went into one slightly smaller than that one. I covered my mouth, only hoping some cruel fate wouldn't happen on me.

"Oh no, they hopped into water. No good. Blonde boy hopped into spring of cursed girl. A young girl downed in spring many year ago. Two orange haired boy jumped into spring of cat. A cat drowned into spring many year ago," Said the weird Chinese man.

"If they hopped into the spring, what will happen?"

"Ahh, you wait and see,"

I looked over into the larger the spring only to see a female about my age appear. Her hair was long and perfectly straight. It was a light brunette color, chocolate colored like mine, but lighter than that. Her hair from what I can imagine went past her shoulders, but never reached her butt, sort of in the middle. That's when she turned towards me and then I saw that same confused face. The structure of her face was almost too identical, it was as if looking into a reflection. She looked like Tamaki, my boyfriend! Her eyes were that same color as his, that violet like blue. Her bangs were even positioned the same way as his. She looked at me and gave me that waving smile; the small Tamaki does that usually pisses me off. Then I noticed she had no shirt on and that's how Tamaki went in, shorts only and no shirt. This can't be Tamaki, yet…it is.

I then turned my head into the other spring. I saw some clothes rise up to the top, obviously what the twins wore and then two orange cats, trying to swim up to the top. They had that same color-brown color fur like the twins have and just by their facial appearance, it almost had that devilish look to them. I ran over quickly, dodging in and out of the springs. I went and swooped them and their clothes out of the water and placed them next to me. I looked at the two cats in front of me. I gave them an irritated look, but they shrugged confused.

"You two, what did I tell you?"

"Meow?" they said.

"Let me guess, you two don't realize what happened at all?"

They nodded their heads at me. I sighed and I slid them in front of the water. At first they were confused and then they looked at each other.

"MEWO!!!!!"

"You see, what I did tell you!? I told you to not go in there and yet, no one listens to me. You happy now?"

The two twin orange tabby cats kept looking at each other and trying to communicate with each other. From what I gathered, they understood each other perfectly. Now I have to deal with my boy- I mean girlfriend. Kill me now. I walked over towards her as she waved towards me, motioning to come over. I crouched down at the edge of the spring as she swam towards me.

"Haruhi!" She announced in a little girl tone. "Come play with me,"

"Uh…Tama-ki, can you get out of the water please?"

"Why?"

"Just do as I say,"

I helped her out of the water and gave her a towel to dry herself off. She just took it and placed it on her left side. I sighed and took in some deep breaths. How would I explain this to him for starters? Then again, this shouldn't bother him as much since he's been in my body for close to a year. Oh well, mine as well tell him straight forward…or close to it.

"What is it Haruhi?" She asked, titling her head a little to the right.

"Umm...senpai, I hate to say this, but…I…Oh screw this! Senpai you're no longer a guy!"

"WHAT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!!! I AM A GUY! JUST LOOK AT ME!!!! WHAT PART OF ME SAYS I AM NOT A MALE!!!!???"

"Your chest for starters,"

Tamaki looked at me a little confused. I only pointed to his chest. He looked at it, titled his head back to the left and looked at me. I nodded to him and then, making sure this wasn't a trick, touched it and then, with his new female pitch, screamed.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Told you,"

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND MY BEAUTY!!!!???"

"You jumped into the spring and you didn't listen to me at all. Congrats on being my new girlfriend," I replied, sarcastically

"Hmm, strange. You'd think I'd be used to this by now. This isn't really much of a shock to me,"

"Probably because you're used to it. Don't forgot, you were in my body for a long time senpai,"

"Why are you calling me senpai again?" He asked, sort of panicking.

"Because I can't call you my boyfriend or your pet name for starters. It's just too weird senpai. So I'm calling you that again, because at least it sounds…normal,"

He looked at me and nodded. I stood up and walked to where I last laid my bag. I scrambled through it and took out a pink frilly sun dress with small flowers on the end of the dress with a red ribbon that tied around the breast area. I also pulled out some pink and white sandals he could wear and a straw sun hat with a pink ribbon on it, in case he wanted to match.

"Here senpai," I tossed the clothes at him and he caught them. I then pointed to a forest area of the spring. "Go change so the two orange twin cats don't see you,"

"Twin cats?"

I then directed him to where the twins were. They were playing with each other's tails and snickering, enjoying each others company.

"Oh…I see. HOW COME THEY GET TO BE KITTENS AND NOT ME!!!!!!????"

"Because the author said you are supposed to be a female and they have to be cats. I'm not the one writing this you know. I just repeating everything written out,"

"Oh….ok," Tamaki said and left the area.

I headed over to the where the twins sat and walked over by them. They came and cuddled next to me, looking at me with big eyes. I smiled and petted them both. They purred and I sighed. I had a feeling they would do that. I grabbed them both and started to walk over to a safe spring area where the chances of me falling in where slim. I hadn't realized that my shoes where untied when I suddenly slipped and headed in head first into a spring. I didn't see what happened to the twins, but I assumed they jumped out of the way just in time.

My body felt weird in this water. It felt like something was trying to take over. I could fell a force around me, grabbing and changing my form into something else. I tried reaching for the surface, but the force had its grip on me.

"What the!? My body…it feels likes…its changing?"

"Finally, I can at last enjoy my life on earth before I go onto the next life. Thank you strange person,"

The next spilt second later I rose up to the surface where the weird Chinese man looked at me and waved his little chubby fingers. I assumed whatever occurred, it wasn't going to be pretty.

"Ahh, no good for you too. You feel into spring of young man. A man fell and drowned into spring man year ago. Whoever fall into spring takes on form of perfect handsome man,"

"Great, any one have a mirror on them? Mine as well see what I look like,"

The weird Chinese man took out a mirror from his back pocket and handed it to me. The mirror was heavy, but I still had a good hold of it. I looked into its reflection, only to see a man who could be described as a man of perfect beauty. It was weird because…I looked like Tamaki, I mean almost every part of me looked like him, but with a few changes. My eyes had that golden yellow tone like the twins, but brighter than theirs, my hair was longer and curly, but still that golden yellow tone like senpai and my skin was the perfect tan color and I have muscles, nice to. Not like steroid muscles, but average. I almost look like a god in some ways that perfect Greek god any girl would want.

Suddenly Tamaki came over and dropped his wet swim shorts on the ground and starred at me, just stared and kept starring.

"Don't say a weird senpai!"

"Why…you're a guy now?"

"Yes I'm a guy senpai. It's not funny either,"

"Who said I was laughing? I'm not. I think you're beautiful just the way you are,"

"Really?" I asked with big glistening eyes of pure solid gold.

"Yes"

"Meow!" the twins said.

"Thanks you guys. Now, let's get home and try to work things out,"

Over all that was my summer break. Full of even more weirdness. Only the four of us became cursed over that summer break. As soon as we got home, we just hid in our rooms and set the alarm clocks for next day. I ended up writing this part in my journal so that, I may never forget my weird summer vacation. The problem now is, what will the rest of the club members think and how will we destroy this curse…

To be continued……