N/A: I do NOT own Naruto
"You know life would be so much better if I was just a guy." I said falling into the nice soft looking grass.
"If you were a guy Sakura that would make me gay." Sasuke stated emotionlessly sitting on the grass already, cleaning his katana. Brooding much?
"Half the village already thinks you are so it wouldn't be a surprise." Hehe, that's what the -
"I am NOT gay, Sakura." He said with a look of irritation on his face. Aww. Sasuke-chan looks so cute!
"Right Sasuke-kun of course not." I smirked, picking at a piece of grass.
"Sakura, how do you think I'm frickin gay if we're dating?" But sometimes…I question it. I see him looking at Naruto!
"I never said I thought you were gay. I totally agree with you…sometimes…when I know you're not looking at Naruto."
"….You're annoying."
"And you're a bastard, any other obvious statements you wish to make?"
"Hn."
" Fine be a bastard, now back to my dilemma. I mean if I was a guy I could do the whole brooding thing too and-"
"You have pink hair."
"And your point? You know some people would consider it very masculine."
"Are you calling yourself manly?"
"Ignoring that, besides that I could totally pull off the whole silent thing where you barely say five words because you think your so sexy and too manly to say anything at all which you do all the time."
"….You wouldn't last ten minutes."
"Are you challenging me Uchiha?"
"Of course."
"The usual consequences? Loser gets to be the slave for the other for the day?" Oh he is so going down. Muahahaha. No one can beat me! Ok…well he did win 7 out of…8. Damn. What the hell did I get myself into?
"Aa." Sasuke-chan really needs to learn to make other facial expressions besides smirking!
"Seriously do you know how to SPEAK? I mean even the kids I'm working with at the hospital who are TWO YEARS OLD can say more than you."
"…." OK. Ignoring me is SO childish and the only one in this relationship allowed to act childish is ME! Well TWO can play at this game!
"Fine be that way I'll just go and see Ino at least she SPEAKS more than 3 sentences a day."
"She saids 3 sentences in 3 seconds." Ok, inner-Sakura bitch time.
"What do you expect, she never shuts up and I'd rather listen to her than you and your brooding silence.-"
"Sakura."
" -I mean come on; can ANY man get over their pride, and just FRICKING TALK?!" Is it me or is he getting really close to my face?
" Sakura!" Yes he is DEFINETLY moving closer.
"I don't even understand how I can stand Y-!"
"Mmmhmmm. Yes, Sasuk-kun?" Damn that hotsexybastard for kissing me.
"Shut up." OH NO HE DID NOT.
"WHY YOU CHICKEN-HEADED BAST-"
"Your acting like that idiot Naruto."
". Like I haven't heard that one before have anything else you wanna say SAS-GAY?" Seriously that's all he's got? Hm I have this in the bag! And what's with the damn evil grinning? I mean I did say get other facial expressions but I'm talking about I don't know a smile?!
"Yeah, you lost."…Oh shit…
"You lucky son of a-"
"And you must obey the consequences." Damn him..
"Ok, oh great Master Sasuke, what is your first command?" I'm going to feed him damn poison if he makes me get him hundreds of tomatoes again.
"Shut up and make-out with me under this tree." Ok, maybe losing wasn't a bad thing.
"And stop with the smirking Sakura."
"Oh shut it Sasuke, and grow a pair."
"I thought that's what you were trying to do, Sakura."
"I knew talking to you was a bad idea."
N/A: So yeah…I haven't written anything in forever…So give me a review to tell me how it is for not writing in a long time! And thanks for reading!