Probably the most random thing You will ever read. Props given to Stories . Net for the inspiration. Characters obviously not mine.
The revenge of Kaiba
Seto came staggering out of the casino at about three a.m. Groaning loudly, he clutched his head; he had exactly three dollars left. He stumbled to the curb and waved a taxi over. The driver leaned over and pushed open the door on the passenger's side. Seto climbed in, wincing at the overwhelming smell of rancid fast food that hit him like a bulldozer. He turned toward the driver whose name tag read "Hello! My name is: Duke."
"How much is a ride to the airport?" He asked, staring straight at the heavy makeup that lined the driver's eyes. The driver replied, "5, standard fee".
"Come on I only have 3! but I'll pay you double when I get home by mailing you a check." said Seto desperately. He needed to get out of here now .
"No cash, no ride!" replies Duke, and throws him out of the car.
Two years later Seto comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money; big money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. ..and at the end is his enemy; the green-eyed driver from two years ago.
Seeing this, Seto decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says: "Hey will you give me a blowjob?"
The driver, a guy with a deep tan and errie lavender eyes stares at him in shock.
"3#&?! Get away from my car psycho!" he yells.
Indifferent, Seto then goes on to the next car and says, "Hey, will you give me a blowjob?"
This time it's a young, blond haired boy who shouts, " ya maniac, get the hell outta of my car!"
With a grim smile, Seto continues to do this all down the line of Taxis (and keeps getting rejected) until he reaches the last taxi, and sees his enemy.
He calmly asks: "How much for a ride to the airport?" Not recognizing him Duke replies: "5." "Alright then." says Seto and he gets in.
Laughing to himself, he rolls down the window as he passes the line of other taxis. He sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up.