Okay everyone, these are questions that you, the fans of black butler have been asking. You have all had your own ideas but now, the characters are going to ask. I won't say who asked what just in case you pervy people are only pervy on the inside ;3 lets begin!

The characters here are:

Alois Trancy

Claude Faustus

Ciel Phantomhive

Sebastian Michaelis

And Me!

Me: Sebastian, here is your question. What do you truly feel towards Ciel? Just a meal or something more?

Sebastian: of course he is my meal... *looks over at a shocked and sad Ciel who has tears in his eyes* but he is also so much more than that, he may be a brat at times, but I have grown to care deeply about him.

*Ciel and Sebastian smile at each other warmly*

Me: Alright, Ciel, how do you truly feel about Sebastian? Just your butler or is there some feeling of romance?

Ciel: *blushes bright red* o-of course he is my b-butler, but h-he is rather...a-alluring. I mean... y-you could say I have some romantic feelings towards h-him... *refuses to meet Sebastian's gaze*

Me: Alois, what do you mean by "I want Ciel Phantomhive" or speaking directly to him "I want you" or "Get Ciel for me"?

Alois: Simple, I think he is a grand prize and I would love to have him. Not romantically, god knows I hate him, but as a pet or sex slave, sure! He seems to have a decent size, always getting hard and horny around his butler...

Ciel: I do not!

Alois: look down genius!

Ciel: *pulls knees to chest to hide*

Me: *nervous laugh* okay, Claude Faustus, what are your true feelings towards Alois?

Claude: i thought i had made it very clear in the episode where Alois asked me this while his and Ciel's soul waged war in Ciel's body. He was a tool and a meal, nothing more.

Alois: but...but you said we were companions! *cries*

Claude: we are, very close companions, that was in the series, in real life i care very deeply about you.

Me: aww happy ending. Ready for the dare part?

All of them: dare?

Me: fans wanted to ask you questions, they did. They also want you to do things.

All: oh, okay

Me: Ciel, you have been dared to kiss Sebastian on the lips.

Ciel: but-

Me: nope, do it

Ciel: *blushes and scoots over to Sebastian and lightly kisses him on the lips then looks down*

Sebastian: *grabs Ciel's face and kisses him deeply, forcing tongue into his mouth*

Me: *watches as they pull apart smiling* okay then, Alois, your dare is to make a sexy pose at Claude and say "Go on, you want it"

Alois: can i be on top of Claude?

Me: sure

Alois: *puts my knees over Claude's shoulders to where my crotch is pressed against his mouth, and whispers in his ear* "Go on, you want it"

All of them including Alois and Claude: *laughing hysterically*

Alois: *gets off of Claude still laughing*

Me: Alright Claude, your dare is to kiss Alois

Claude: *shrugs and kisses Alois with passion*

Me: well that was painless

Claude: for you maybe, he bit my tongue

Alois: it was in the back of my throat! it touched my throat hole flap!

Claude: your uvula?

Alois: whatever!

Me: *laughs* Sebastian, your dare is to tell a dog you love it and then tell a cat "bad kitty"

Sebastian: Nooooooooooooooo!

Ciel: nope! Thats an order! Do it Sebastian!

Sebastian: *sighs and pets a dog* i-i-i lo-ove y-y-y-you. *looks at a cute adorable baby kitten* b-b-bad k-k-kitty...

Cat: meow

Sebastian: *sobs and picks it up* im so sorry! Good kitty! Good kitty! *kisses its head*

Everyone but sebastian: *laughs*

ALRIGHT! TILL NEXT TIME! BYEEE