If pencils were nonexsistent, pens would be the primary writing utensil. What if the student makes a mistake, you ask? ALAS--they cannot erase it! So what must they do?? SCRATCH IT OUT! THE HORROR! The students get very angry and go mad in the classroom, tearing their papers apart and throwing them all over the place. The enraged students start storming around the school, ransacking the whole place. The janitors have to clean up the mess, but they quit instead of having to clean it up. Now the poor janitors are unemployed! So they start rallying in the city, printing brochures against the school administration who were trying to force them to clean up the school. The townspeople pick up the brochures, read them, and then toss them on the ground, littering the ground. Meanwhile, the students are in chaos, boycotting pens--and they begin writing with crayons or water colors instead. The teachers can't read the far-from-legible papers, written in bright colors or sloppy handwriting. The teachers' eyesights become strained from attempting to read the student's papers, and some of them even go blind! The blind teachers start wandering around the town recklessly, causing major accidents and even helicopter crashes. One helicopter lands on the nearest Exxon station, causing a huge explosion. This is the town's only means of gasoline. The cars run out of gas, so people have to start walking everywhere instead of driving. Some people buy unicycles for transportation, but the people are terribly uncoordinated and fall off the unicycles, getting broken arms and steadily decreasing the number of casts available at the nearest emergency room. Other people purchase horses for a means of transportation, which is a good idea for awhile until they start pooping all over the roads. The pavement deteriorates and soon the town smells like horse manure. Then, swarms of enormous disease-carrying flies attack the city, attracted to the horse manure on the roads. Soon, people begin catching strange diseases that even the doctors can't figure out. The doctors try so hard to find cures for the diseases that they go completely mad! The crazy doctors start running around the city like fools, hurling stethoscopes at anybody who passes. Soon, flocks of geese carry the stethoscopes back to their nests, and their baby geese try to eat the little rubber earpiece thingies off the stethoscopes. The geese then adapt to the rubber, and they actually start using them as nourishment. So they fly around the city eating latex gloves and rubber bands. The latex glove and rubber band supply is now completely depleted, so the geese get tired of the
rubber and move on to the next town's rubber supply.


Just so you know..this wasn't meant to be serious.