Just some random silliness I found on my computer.
Disclaimer: I don't own CSI...Does that surprise you?
Unbound Improv Challenge from way back…March 8, 2004 to be exact. The opening and closing lines were given (in italics)
Hot Monkey Love
"That's an orangutan," Grissom stated. He couldn't take his eyes off the unusual sight of the hairy primate stretched out dead across the bed.
"And it's wearing women's lingerie," Sara added tilting her head to see if the scene made any more sense from a different visual angle.
"Were we actually called out here to investigate a 419 for a monkey?" Greg asked with an odd smirk on his face. He looked from person to person, but no one seemed able to give a straight answer.
"How does one go about getting an orangutan into a penthouse suite at the Bellagio?" Grissom wondered aloud moving closer to the prone body to sate his morbid curiousity.
"I spoke with the hotel manager and got a name for the suite. I'm going to go try to track the guy down now," Brass told the room in general as he backed out of the room. Grissom apparently wasn't the only one having problems tearing his eyes from the sight.
"I'll check if the hall cameras caught anything," Greg offered barely containing the mirth that the situation seemed to bring up in him.
"I'll start in the bathroom, I suppose." Sara lifted her case and headed through the door to the right side of the bed. She could clearly hear Grissom mumbling to himself about ancient cultures and beastiality.
Sara shook her head as she dusted the toilet seat.