Without a flipper
(Splinter is not in this)
Mikey: So, what am I doin' again?
Me: Mikey, you're announcing the disclaimer.
Mikey: And why am I doing this?
Me: So I don't get sued.
Mikey: Oh, okay. Alexis doesn't own the . . . um . . . line.
Raph: Forget it! I'll do it! Alexis don't own the rights to us, the TMNT, or the rights to the movie "Without a Paddle!!" THERE HAPPY NOW!!
Me: Thank you Raph. (Slight peck on the cheek)
Raph (blush): Yeah . . . well . . . whatever.
Me: Okay! Onto the story! By the way, in this story, Donnie is a little . . . shall we say, obsessed with electronics.
Don: HEY!
Me: Don, it's just a story, chill out. Anyways here it is, Without a Flipper.
Leo: Hey, where was I in this?
Me: Leo, you have the second line so SHUT UP CAN FINALLY START THE STORY!
(All silent) Thank you.
Without a Paddle By Turtlegirl58
Chapter 1 A New Adventure
"I can't believe you guys talked me into this!"
"Cheer up Raph, this will be fun. Besides, I'm kind of worried about Donny and Mikey. In the past week, I've seen Donny come out of his lab to eat only 8 times! And Mikey . . . Well I can't remember the last time I saw him playing a video game, or reading a comic book! Trust me Raph, this will be good for all of us."
"Fine, fine, whateva' fearless. I'm gettin' the canoe."
It was the middle of the summer and the turtles couldn't remember the last time they did something together as brothers. So, Leonardo suggested that they take a vacation. Recently, Mikey found a few silver coins in a crevice in a wall close to the lair. And since then, he'd spent all of his time researching treasure hunting. It surprised all 3 of his big brothers that their youngest would take such a large interest in something that you didn't need a game console to use. Still, it didn't surprise them that when Leo suggested a vacation, Mikey immediately suggested a treasure hunt. It was either that, or Donatello's suggestion of the Smithsonian Museum. Naturally, they went with the Treasure hunt.
So, today was the day they were going to start their adventure. They had rented a canoe, courtesy of April, and about to cast off. However, not everyone was very happy about this trip.
"NO WAY!" Yelled a voice from the car, "NO WAY AM I GETTING OUT OF THIS CAR!!"
"Aw, c'mon Donny." said Mikey as he leaned against the car, "We've already been over this like, a million times dude."
"I don't care!" yelled Donny, "Do you guys honestly think I can go 1 whole week without a single microchip?! Forget it!"
"Don," said Leo, "Would you please just get out of the car? We all agreed to go on this trip!"
"NOT ME!! YOU GUYS FORCED ME HERE AGAINST MY WILL!!"
You see, earlier, Donny was being very . . . uncooperative. A major reason for this was the fact that his 3 brothers had all agreed that the only electronics on this trip would be the car, flashlights, and (of course) shell cells. This made Donny completely rebel against the trip. So, his brothers had to force him to do anything concerning the trip, and if he didn't do it, they'd do it for him, and they weren't very polite about it. So that morning, they were all set to leave, but Donny refused to leave his lab. In the end, Raph had to pry Donny's fingers off his computer, then threw him over his shoulder and carried his younger brother to the car, where he shoved him into the back seat and strapped 2 seatbelts on him, Raph felt he that shouldn't be the only one there who was completely miserable. Donny stuggled the whole way. Plus, on the drive to the countryside, Mikey had to take Donny's shell cell away from him so he wouldn't use it to go on the internet. Now came the hardest part, getting Donny out of the car, and into some nature.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes"
"No"
"YES!"
"NO, MIKEY! I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS CAR AND THAT'S FINAL!!"
Raph had had enough.
"Okay, that's it!!" he yelled, as he reached in the car and grabbed Donny's leg.
"Raph?! What are you-! HEY! LET GO OF MY LEG!!" Donny fought with all his might, but Raph was stronger than him, and yanked Donny out of the car. Like before, he threw Donny over his shoulder and started carrying him towards the canoe. But this time, Don managed to struggle free of his big brothers grasp and ran for the car. However, Leo and Mikey stopped him and quickly grabbed his arms.
"Guys! C'mon! Let go!" Don struggled , but it was no use. Then, Raph came over and grabbed Donny's legs. So, the 3 brothers carried their very uncooperative, brainy brother to the canoe and set him in the middle. Then, they quickly got in their seats and shoved off.
"NOOOOO!!" Wailed Donny. The brothers green were finally starting their adventure.
End Chapter 1
Don: Lex! I look like a psychopath!
Me: Hey, you being a total techno geek was Mikey's idea!
(Don glares at Mikey, Mikey nervously laughs and runs away, Don starts chasing him)
Don: I'll show you who's a techno geek!
Me: Oh brother.