Winter sucks
Oh!
On the ground is snow
it's freezing cold
it smells like mold
like rotten bread
as heavy as lead
I can't wait 'till summer
'cause winters a bummer
Winter Sucks part II
My nickname is Dodo
like that little queer Frodo
he has a ring
a golden thing
hes really short
Seth's pen is on life support (Seth is one of my friends, I have no idea why I put that in there)
'cause it's old
I'm really cold
because its winter
and winter sucks
Winter Sucks part III
Snow is evil
just like a weevil
it got me in trouble
now i'm in a bubble
I wish the sun would melt it
because it smells like shizit
Hobbits
Hobbits are small
they're not very tall
they're really gay
like Santa 'Fe (I have nothing against Santa 'Fe, I just couldn't think of anything else that rhymed with gay)
they have hair on their feet
and it doesn't smell sweet