MOB TACTICS

Summary: - An old school friend of Callie's arrives at the hospital but the trouble he brings with him puts not only Callie and Arizona's life in danger but the whole hospitals.

CHAPTER 1

All the doctors stood in what looked like a bombsite. Broken tiles lay all over the floor, floor tiles ripped up, doors off hinges, broken windows. Out of all the doctors the only one that was smiling was Webber.

"So what do you all think?" Webber asked his top doctors as he stood in the messy unfinished hallway. He looked at their faces and knew that they couldn't see the vision that he could see so he tried to explain it. He started to walk around using his arms to try to make them see his vision.

"Ok just look around"

"At what it's a pile of rubble" Christina said and the other doctors smiled, this time it was Webber who frowned.

"Yang, use your imagination, this new renovation is going to be wonderful for the hospital and you too" he looked at Karev who was frowning.

"What's the matter Karev?" Alex shrugged and spoke his mind.

"I just don't understand why we have had to have this whole section renovated into laboratories when we have perfectly good set of labs downstairs" The others looked at Webber awaiting his answer.

"It's not just this section it's this whole floor and it's not just a renovation it's a complete set of new state of the art equipment and technology. We are going to cure diseases here and invent new techniques and do great wonderful things here" The doctors couldn't help but smile at his enthusiasm.

"I have been pushing for this for so many years, now with the help of a government grant it has finally come true"

"So when will this heap of rubble be turned into this space age centre" Bailey asked.

"Two more months then we will be fighting over each other to grab one of the rooms as your departments" That got there attention.

"Hang on, your saying that instead of us all sharing the labs, we each get our own" Webber nodded with a huge smile.

"Just asking a silly question here, but what is going to happen to the labs downstairs," Alex asked.

"They are to be converted into more patient rooms, another operating theatre and other things which I am taking suggestions for," he said raising his eye browns waiting for the fighting to start.

"Oh, oh I think that we should expand the residents room so we can have a spa" Meredith said laughing.

"How about a massage room too" Callie said.

"Well if it's a massage your after all you have to do is ask baby"

"Get a room" Christina said pretending to be grossed out.

"Ok, very funny all of you but requests" he stopped and looked at Karev "serious requests will be considered and reviewed" Alex snorted.

Callie's beeper went off.

"All right off you go back to work and I want your suggestions in by the end of the week" As they all started to turn and walk out Callie kissed her wife.

"Got to go to the ER, see you for lunch" she ran off to the stairs and left the others to make their way downstairs.

When Callie reached the ER, April was looking at an X-ray.

"Hey Kepner, you paged me" April smiled at her knowing that the case she had was something that was going to make Callie smile.

"Sure did, I have a 36 year old man, badly, badly broken leg, obviously going to need surgery, he is getting ready for surgery as we speak"

Callie looked at the X-ray.

"Wow, that is definitely one badly broken leg, I'm going to need pins, screws and wires ooohh" Callie smiled "god I love my job"

April smiled. "I knew you'd like this"

"I will go and get scrubbed and ready, thanks April"

Ten minutes later Callie was ready to operate. She walked into the operating room and began to operate. Four hours later Callie came out pleased with her work.

Whilst her patient was in recovery she headed to the canteen to have dinner with her wife.

Arizona waved at her when she came into the room.

"Hey you" she said as they kissed.

"I got you your chicken sandwich and salad and of course your jelly" Callie squeezed her leg.

"Thank you baby"

They talked and ate and were soon joined by Mark and Lexi.

"Hey guys, so what are you going to suggest for the old lab rooms?" Mark said smirking at them.

"Well peeds already has what we need thanks to that donation we had last year, what about you" Arizona asked.

"You kidding, plastic surgeons need to be relaxed and stress free, our job is so important, you guys deal with the inside, me and Avery deal with the amazing outside and keep it from looking like they have been butchered, I'm going to be asking for a sauna, spa, pool even" They all laughed at him and threw bits of lettuce at him. Lexi laughed and kissed her man.

"Thank you for dinner and the entertainment" Callie said aiming the last comment at Mark.

"But I need to go check up on a patient" Arizona wiped her mouth and stood.

"Wait, I will walk with you" They walked out holding hands whilst laughing at Mark and talking about their plans for the evening.

Callie was still talking to Arizona whilst she grabbed her latest patients chart.

"Oh my god, it can't be" Callie said and walked quickly to the patient's room

"What, what's wrong" Arizona said following her in.

The patient was sitting up in bed looking out the window. As soon as she saw him Arizona got an uneasy feeling that she couldn't explain.

"Billy, Billy Bronkes" The man in the bed turned his head and a huge smile spread across his face.

"It is you, well my god you look just as good as you did," she said with a giggle that Arizona didn't like hearing come out of her so she coughed loudly.

"Err excuse me but what" Callie looked sheepishly at her.

"Sorry baby, this is Billy Bronks my high school sweetie" Arizona knew that feeling she had was spot on about him.

"Lee, oh my god Lee Torres, wow come here and give me a kiss," Billy said sticking his tongue out and opening his arms.

"Excuse me but err no" Arizona said grabbing her arm slightly; she couldn't believe how jealous, threatened, protective and territorial she felt.

Callie laughed and pulled free.

"Arizona its ok" she said as she practically ran forward into his arms. He kissed her full on the lips.

"Okay" Arizona said ready to punch his lights out. Callie pulled herself away still smiling.

"You still are as cheeky as you used to be I see," she said and he nodded.

"And you Lee Torres are as bootylicious as ever, and taste just as sweet" Callie smiled and wiped her mouth.

"But she's married now Billy, to me" Callie frowned at Arizona's obvious jealousy.

"Billy, this is my wife Arizona" Billy looked at them both then laughed loudly. Callie saw the look on Arizona's face, one of pure anger.

"Wife, you, gay, never, I know you Lee and you would NEVER be satisfied with a woman, you will always need a man" he said with a smirk at Arizona.

"But of course after seeing your hot wife I think I could offer my services as a threesome"

Arizona could feel the hackles rising on her back. Before Callie could say anything in their defense Arizona spoke up.

"I actually think I just threw up in my mouth, and with that tempting offer on the table I will leave you two to talk" Arizona grabbed Callie and kissed her fully and passionately on the lips. When she pulled away she smiled at Callie's flushed and panting face. When she turned the corner she heard Callie say.

"Trust me Billy, she is definitely all I will ever need again" Arizona smiled at her wife and headed off happy to her department.