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It was a pretty average day in the Akatsuki hideout.
Itachi sat, skulking, in the corner, glaring at anyone who dared make a sound louder than a gnats fart .
Kakazu was counting money, sorting through bills, and all the while muttering about the unnecessary money being spent on hot water.
Konan was complaining about the cheap quality of her origami paper, which was no doubt down to Kakazu.
Kisame laughed gleefully as Deidara threatened to blow Tobi into the next filler-arc if he didn't shut up, to which Tobi surprisingly submitted.
Pein was lamenting over the fact that he had hired such a group of mentally unstable retards into an evil organization bent on world domination.
Yep, all was pretty normal…
That is until Hidan decided to burst into to the room with an electric guitar.
Let's just say the other members were a little surprised.
However, they were even more surprised when the Jashin worshiper began to sing:
"SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCK-SUCKER, MOTHER-FUCKER, TITS, FART, TURD AND TWAT!"
Everyone, except for Kisame, who bit back a snort of laughter, blinked.
"SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCK-SUCKER, MOTHER-FUCKER, TITS, FART, TURD AND TWAT!"
"SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCK-SUCKER, MOTHER-FUCKER, TITS, FART, TURD AND TWAT!"
Hidan took a deep breath, and pointed at Kakazu.
"I FUCKED YOUR MOM!"
Everyone at this point, even Kakazu, was close to tears, until Tobi sprang up, waving his arms around, and sang:
"And I wanna suck my daaad, and my momma tooo..."
Everyone instantly shut up, and turned to him, staring bemusedly.
"...oh, did we stop?"