Hello! First Frozen fanfic. Alskjdalsjfdoie forgive me if it's super terrible and ooc and I just

"Sven!"

A large, blonde-haired-brown-eyed man nearly ripped off the hinges of his apartment door in his struggle to get in. "Sven! Open the DOOR!"

As much as he wanted to rip the door off, it would cost money to fix that. And why spend money when he had a perfectly good dog that always opened his door for him when he forgot his keys? He knew his dog could do it – he'd done it hundreds of times before.

"SVEN! Come here boy! GET THE DOOR!" Kristoff Bjorgman said in a shouting-puppy-dog voice and banged the door in the certain pattern (three long knocks, two short ones, one long one, and another two short ones) that usually made his Norwegian elkhound come sprinting, but he still didn't come. Why are you doing this, boy?!

He was tired from a long day at the rink, and all he wanted was his carrot soup and a nice hot shower.

Kristoff leaned his back against the door and slowly slid down it with a huge sigh. He waited a minute. And then another. And another. Okay, now he was getting impatient.

"SVEN!"

"Oh my God, shut UP!"

"…Huh?" Kristoff looked around to find the owner of the voice he just heard. Female. Young. Came from… He looked around slowly with narrowed eyes. Came from the… north? He looked at the apartment across from his. No one lives there.

"Yes, someone does!" the voice came again. The door swung open furiously.

Did he say that out loud? He can't even tell anymore. I should probably stop talking to myself.

"Yeah, you should, you creep." Kristoff glanced up at the girl in front of him. Short. Freckles. Blue eyes. Like, super blue. Bangs. Braids. Ugly green dress. Ginger. "Ugly green dress? Ginger? Are you kidding?"

"Uh, sorry?" Kristoff said defensively, narrowing his eyes. He stood up to show his superiority (or height) over the girl standing in the doorway. "What's your problem?"

"Excuse me, what's yours? You've been shouting sooooo loudly for like ten minutes and it's like super late, not the mention you just insulted me!" She said, crossing her arms and leaning against the doorframe.

"It's 7:39."

"Yeah, well, sorry I like to sleep!" she said, blushing and clenching her fists angrily. "Just stop yelling, okay? You're probably like killing everyone's ears with that obnoxious voice of yours!"

WOW. RUDE.

"Hey, it's not like I like yelling out here! My dog won't open my door," Kristoff said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, slamming his hand against his door.

She walked towards him and poked him in the chest. He of course stood his ground, but was very much caught off guard by such a small creature having so much ferocity. "Your dog shouldn't have to open your door for you. Get your keys out. Get inside. And stop. Yelling."

She turned around curtly and stomped back into her own apartment, slamming her door.

"Yeah, well... stop slamming stuff! Ginger!" Kristoff yelled back at the closed door.

"STILL YELLING!"

"SO ARE YOU!"

Silence.

Hmph.

He won that one.

Just then, he heard a creak behind him. A guilty dog was pulling a cloth attached to his door handle towards himself, opening the door.

"Took you long enough. The devil just moved in across from us."

"I CAN HEAR YOU!"

"I'M GLAD!"

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