Chapter 1:
"Hey, Lisa!"
I roll my eyes at my nickname that only one person calls me. I turn around.
"What is it, Phil?" I ask my best friend, Phil Brooks (aka CM Punk).
"I just got done talking to your dad." He says.
I groan. "What did he say?"
"I'm not telling you." He smirks. "But he does want to see you."
"Alright…" I mutter. "I guess I'll see you later."
I walk down the hallways to John Laurinaitis's office. Yep, that's right. "Mr. Excitement" is my dad. It's a long story, but my mom got drunk, he was drunk, stuff happened that I refuse to think about, and I was born. A whole bunch of stuff happened, and now I'm a Diva.
I find my dad's office, and knock on the door.
"Come in!" He yells (or as loud as his voice can get).
I open the door and walk in. Of course, he's texting someone. Kelly Kelly is in here, too.
He smiles. "Hello, Mona. Take a seat."
I sit down. "What's up, Dad?"
"I've decided you and Kelly Kelly will have a number one contender's match for Beth Phoenix's Diva's Championship." He says.
I smile. "Great! Is it tonight?"
He nods. "Yes. The winner will face Beth at the Royal Rumble."
"Awesome." I say. I look at Kelly. "I can't wait to beat you tonight."
She rolls her eyes. "That's what you think." She says, and gets up and leaves.
"Oh, brother…" I mutter. I look at my dad. "Well, I'll see you later, Dad."
"Wait, Mona, I want to run something by you." He says.
"What?"
"How would you like your storyline to become a love triangle?" He asks.
I shrug. "Sure. Who else would there be?"
At the moment, I'm in a storyline with John Cena. We tag team sometimes, but it's mostly like Zack Ryder's and Eve's. We both obviously like each other, but it's not as awkward.
"I was thinking Phil." He says. "It would work. The WWE Universe knows you're my daughter, and they know that CM Punk hates me."
"That sounds pretty awesome." I say. "Have you told John or Phil yet?"
"I've already told Phil. I was going to tell John when you left." He said. "I was thinking of introducing Phil as a love interest tonight."
"That'll work." I smile. "Is that all?"
He nods. "Yes. You can go now, Mona."
"Okay, great!" I say. "I'll see you later!"
I get up and leave. As I'm walking, I run into John.
"Hey, Mona." He says, and smiles.
I smile. "Hey, John. I just finished talking to my dad. He's gonna want to talk to you next."
"Thanks for the info." He says. "Talk to you later."
"See ya, John." I say, as he walks away.
I make my way to Catering. Phil is already there, along with Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston, Zack Ryder, and Ted DiBiase. I wonder where Cody is…
I walk over to them. "Hey!"
"Hey, Mona!" Phil says as I sit down.
"Where's Cody?" I ask.
"He has a match against Booker T tonight." Ted says. "He's getting ready."
"Oh." I nod. "Guess who's going to beat Kelly Kelly's ass tonight?"
"I'm guessing you?" Natalya asks, coming up behind me, along with Beth.
"That's right." I nod. "It's a number one contender's match."
"You're not getting this from me." Beth says, laughing, patting the Diva's Championship.
"Well, it's going to be fun fighting you." I say, laughing.
"Hell yeah, it will." She says.
Of course, as if on cue, Zack says, "Woo woo woo, you know it!"
I roll my eyes. "Don't you have a girlfriend or something?"
"Eve isn't my girlfriend yet." He says. "She will be soon, though."
"Either way, don't you have a promo to shoot with her?" I ask.
"Not until later…"
"Dude, she's trying to tell you to leave!" Phil says, laughing.
"Not exactly…" I say. "But you never add anything to conversations. You just say 'woo woo woo' all the time."
"Not all the time." He protests.
"Okay, okay, not all the time." I say. "But most of the time."
"But…" He starts, but then just says, "Fine, you win."
"I know." I smile.
"Hey, Mona, Phil." Someone behind us says. It's John. "We need to go shoot a promo."
"Oh, yeah, we do." I say. "I shall see you guys later!"
Phil and John walk one way while I go another to get dressed.
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I find where we're shooting the promo see that Alberto del Rio is already there, and we're all ready.
*On-Screen*
"Ah, if it is not Mona Lisa." Alberto says, smirking.
I roll my eyes. "What do you want, del Rio?"
"No need to be rude." He says. "I was just-" He stops when CM Punk comes up behind me.
"Leave her alone." He says, frowning.
Alberto looks from me to him, shakes his head slightly, and walks away.
"You do realize-" I begin.
"That you're John Laurinaitis's daughter?" He asks. "I already know that."
"No, that's not what I was going to say." I say. "I was going to say that I'm dating-"
"Who are you dating?" John says, coming out of the blue.
"Uh, no one." I say. "I have a match. I need to go."
I walk away.
"Listen, you need to stay away from her." John says. "She's mine."
"She's yours?" Punk asks. "Last I checked, she's not dating anyone."
He walks away, leaving John standing there.
*Off-Camera*
"You did great!" Phil says as I'm coming back.
"Thanks, you did too!" I say. "But I was telling the truth. I need to get ready for my match."
"Meet me in my locker room after?"
"Yeah." I smile. "Sure."
I go to my room, and put on my ring gear.
I go to gorilla, where Kelly already is. They introduce her, then me.
"She paints her fingers with a close precision,
He starts to notice empty bottles of gin
And takes a moment to assess the sin she's paid for."
"Making her way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, Mona Lisa!"
I get in the ring, glaring at Kelly.
The bell rings and we lock up.
Near the End of the Match:
I hit Kelly with a clothesline. When she's on the mat, I get down and do the STF. Within seconds she taps.
"The winner of this match and the number one contender for the Diva's Championship, Mona Lisa!"
I stand up, and Kelly just glares at me. I smile.
When I get backstage, Beth and Natalya are there, waiting for me.
"Great job, Mona!" Natalya says.
"Thanks."
"I can't wait to defend this against you!" Beth says.
"It's gonna be one hell of a fight." I say.
As I said that, Zack was walking by. He opens his mouth, but Beth and I beat him to it.
"Don't say it!"
"Whatever." He shakes his head, but he's still smiling.
"When's he gonna learn that not everyone wants him to say that after everything we say?" I ask, shaking my head.
"Who knows?" Natalya says, and we laugh.