A/N: Alright, well, summer is well on it's way, and what says summer more than camp?! I love camping. Do you love camping? Even if you don't, you'll probably love this story! So when it gets too hot outside to do anything, plug in a fan, turn on your computer, sit back and let Camp Magick entertain you. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Morning Post

It was summer vacation, which meant Harry Potter was at the Dursley's.

It was morning, which meant Harry was making bacon and eggs for the Dursley's.

"Hurry up, boy! I'm starving!" barked Uncle Vernon, pounding his fist on the table.

"Coming, Uncle Vernon," said Harry, putting some breakfast in front of him.

"Me too, me too!" demanded Harry's cousin, Dudley.

Harry served him as well. Aunt Petunia came into the kitchen, sifting through the mail, mumbling.

"... Oh, Vernon, here's the bill..." she said, handing Uncle Vernon a letter.

"... what else... oh no," she said, slowly shifting her gaze to Harry.

"What?" Harry asked.

Aunt Petunia bit her lip.

"Oh, come on, Petunia! We don't want dirty great bloody effing owls all over the neighborhood again!" shouted Vernon. "Or millions of letters flying in through the chimney!"

Petunia handed Harry his letter. Harry opened it and started reading. "'Dear Mr Potter, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Camp Magick for witches and wizards'!"

"Camp? No fair!" whined Dudley.

Petunia and Vernon exchanged glances.

"Well," Petunia started. "We certainly don't want you here all summer, so..."

"... Why not," Vernon finished.

"Really?! Thank you thank you thank you so much!" Harry squealed with joy. He was so happy he almost felt like hugging them both.

Almost.

There was another piece of paper inside the envelope. "'List of supplies...'" Harry read. "I have to go pack! See you!"

He ran up the stairs to his room to start packing.

"'... number 37...One bottle of bug spray...'" harry read, adding bug spray to his trunk. He was reading the next thing when Ronald Weasley's titchy-wee owl, Pigwidgeon, came flying through the window.

"Oh, hey, Ron wrote me," said Harry, taking a letter from Pig. He read it. "'To Harry, How is your summer so far? Guess what, I got into this Camp Magick! Did you get in? I hope you did, it's going to be SO fun! All of my older brothers said that when they went, they had a great time. See you there, I hope! From Ron.''

Harry wrote Ron back, and gave his letter to Pig. Pig flew out the window, back to his owner. No more than 2 minutes later, an owl from Hermione arrived.

Harry read that one too. Hermione had gotten into Camp Magick as well.

Harry smiled. "At least now I get to be with my friends!" He wrote a letter back to Hermione, and gave it to her owl. The owl flew away.

"Okay, now back to that packing," he said, turning back to his stuff. He noticed something in the letter he hadn't noticed before. He gasped. "I have to leave tomorrow?? I better hurry!"

He did.

I can't wait! He said, smiling.

A/N: And you can't wait for the next chapter, can you? Don't worry, I'll update soon. That was a good introduction to the story, eh? Don't worry, the REAL funny stuff is coming up! I hoped you enjoyed the first chapter! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease review! :)