Authors note: Hello my little chummies! T'is I, Laura and I have a new Georgia story for you all! This is my first ever fan fic and I am rather excited! It is set straight after ATMBISBM. Anyway I hope you enjoy it and if not just give me a review on how I could improve. Also if you have any plot ideas or anything just let me know and I will acknowledge you in the authors note if i use your idea And btw massive Dave/Gee shipper so no worries there, i'm a fluff fan not aggers ;) So enjoy the chapter, i am away laughing on a fast camel!

(Disclaimer: The fabulous Louise Rennison owns all the characters (even Dave, well jel) i just own the plot)

Life, Love and a Laugh.

Chapter 1.

5 minutes later

Same bat time, same bat place, same bat nip libbler nibbling my lips.

Dave is a vair, vair gut snogger it has to be said.

And he is now my girlfriend, or do I mean boyfriend? Whatever, I am now the official snogging partner of a biscuit! Yes, yes and thrice yes!

2 minutes later

Daves stopping! No, no stopping. Quickly hands grab his top and pull him back. Ahhh nice work hands. Now to make Dave jelloid. I nibbled his bottom lip just a little bit and felt him sigh. Hehe. I ran my fingers through his hair and broke off the kiss so I could start sucking down his jaw and onto his neck. Yes! Result, Dave the Laugh just moaned. I am the tip-toppiest snogger in the whole world.

Dave said, "Nuuugh..."

I just laughed and said, "Awh has my biscuit crumbled?" and attacked his mouth again.

No.5...

1 minute later

6...

Ahh now he's 6 ¾ -ing me! Ohhh this is fabby and vair possible verging on marvy. His teeth have just grazed my neck, he better not have given me a love bite as if he has I will have to duff him up.

He stopped, pulled me up and said, "Come on kittykat, we better not keep them waiting."

10pm

He was right. As soon as we walked back backstage holding hands everyone stopped talking and Rosie fell to her knees with a cry of "HOORRRNNN!"

Jas came running up to me and gave me a big hug. She said "Ohh Gee, I'm so happy for you! You've finally got rid of your big red bottom- ooer – and realised you're in love with Dave!" I was not very happy about this. If she knew I was in love with Dave then why for the name of our lord Sandra did she not tell me? But do I love him? Maybee... Being the fabby pal that I am I restrained myself and did not say this to her. I gave her a biff on the head instead.

"GINGEYYY!" Oh dear, my darling sister has found her way back stage. Closely followed by the Elderly Loons, my portly Vati and prozzie Mutti.

I whispered to Dave "Run, quickly! I'll meet you outside in 5."

Dave said, "Georgia, I have met your family before. They're not going to scare me off. Infact I remember telling you that I quite fancy your Mutti."

That is when Mum noticed Dave and did a hip wiggily walk over to us while trying to do sticky eyes with MY boyfriend! Imagine that! She is twice his age!

"Oh, hi Dave!" I am going to kill her when we get home.

Dave said "Hi, Connie! Enjoy the show? How fab was our Gee?" and he put his arm around me. Ahh sweet! Then I noticed Mutti's eyes widening . Oh buggering buggery.

"Ooohh... well I take it you'll be walking home Georgia?" and she winked at me. Then she whispered, "I'll take care of Dad love, you can thank me later." And she hip wiggled back over to the loon leader and said vair, vair loudly, "Come on Bob, Gee's walking home with 'the gang'." And said 'the gang' in a really naff voice. I am rather glad she is not an actress otherwise we would never have enough money to feed ourselves. Oh wait we never get fed at home anyway. I must be hysterical with luurve as I am making internal jokes again. Well ho hum pigs bum. C'est la vie.

Midnight

In bed

In my bed of Luurrrvve. Dave walked me home and gave me a vair, vair sweet and groovy number 6 when we got to my house and said "Goodnight kittykat, I shall leave you to dream of your biscuit in peace."

I said "Don't be a div Dave, I shall be dreaming of you," and gave him a really soft number 3. "Tatty bye Mr. Laugh."

Dave said, "S'later Kittykat and the future Mrs. Laugh, I shall be away laughing on a fast camel," and did pretendy galloping off.

Ahhh I love him...

I think?

Did I just say that?

I can't, we have only been going out for like 3 hours!

But do I?

I think I do. Hehe.

5 minutes later

Ohh I have a song in my heart.

Do you want to know what it is?

It is, "I'm in love with a biscuit and life is fab!"

Oh I shall never get to sleep now.

It is far too stressful being in lurrvee.

Oh no! Stress causes lurkers!

Did I cleanse and tone?

I can't remember!

Oh I shall never get to sle..ZZzzzzzzzzz...

A/N: Well? What did you think? Remember that this is my first ever fan fiction so I really need feedback! Even if you hated it please tell me so I can work on it. I will try and update quickly :)

Anyways lurrvvee to you all (in a non-lezzie way ofcourse ;))

Lauraaaaa xoxo