I'm sorry, I have no excuse. I promise I'm working on The Time lady of Hogwarts but it won't be up for a while. As a peace offering have a fluffy oneshot about bowties and don't kill me. Thank you! Oh, and one more thing, Read, Review and Enjoy.
The Ponds walked into the TARDIS control room and were promptly grabbed in a hug by the widely grinning Timelord known as the Doctor. With an embarrassingly large amount of effort, Rory extracted himself from the tight embrace. He eyed the Doctor noticing the smug smile he sported and backed away slightly. "Doctor" he asked wearily "What's going on"
The Doctor spun on his heels and faced Rory with an even larger grin. Rory backed away some more to avoid another rib-crushing hug. The Doctor momentarily pouted before his earlier smile reappeared.
"What's happened Rory is I have done it!" Rory opened his mouth to ask what exactly the Doctor had done but was beaten to it by Amy.
"Done what?" Amy asked "Wait…Does this have anything to do with that giant fan you were building earlier?" The Doctor's face flickered into a disapproving expression for a second and he replied
"It's not a fan Pond, it's a self-contained loop of…Never mind, call it a fan if it makes it easier, and yes, it has everything to do with it" By this stage the grin had reappeared and Amy and Rory joined hands in fear of the explanation.
The Doctor did a gleeful spin before explaining "You know how I get bored when you are being all humany-wumany with your sleeping and stuff?" The Ponds nodded, familiar with the results of his boredom "Well I was sitting there under the console and thinking about my cool bowtie and how no-one admits its coolness when I came up with a great idea to let the universe know how cool bowties are. Tell me, have either of you ever heard of the boomerang nebula?"
Amy shook her head but Rory groaned
"Tell me you didn't Doctor" he begged
"I'm afraid I did Roranicus" the Doctor returned "Now shh. I need to tell you and your wife about my marvellous idea. Now, where was I? Ah yes. When I was earth I realised that you humans had named a random nebula the boomerang nebula, or, as it was also known, the bowtie nebula. I realised that there was only one person in the universe cool enough to create such a thing and that person is me! So I went back in time to where the nebula was supposed to happen and I placed the fan, as you call it, at the centre thereby giving it the cool shape it was named after. And what you may or may not know, is that the bowtie nebula is the coldest place in the universe!"
Now it was Amy's turn to groan "Please tell me that you haven't done what I think you've done Doctor."
The Doctor chuckled "No can do Pond, I've now made a bowtie the coolest thing in the universe. Try and deny my bowtie now! Ha! I have science on my side" Then he fell into a laughing fit.
Amy watched him wheeze on the floor for a while before she turned to her husband and asked "Should we get River?"
Rory also watched the Doctor for a bit before replying "No, let him have his victory. With the amount of abuse his bowtie gets, he deserves it"
Amy shrugged saying "You're the Roman here, now let's go exploring. I still need to find that swimming pool" before turning and heading back into the TARDIS corridors leaving a still laughing Doctor on the floor.
I forgot to say... I do not own Doctor Who (Sadly)