Turnabout Oneshots

Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER I OWN NOTHING BUT THE IDEAS!

TitanWolf - Welcome ladies and germs.

Awkward silence

TitanWolf - Okay… moving on what I'm about to show you is a rare collection of Phoenix Wright moments that have never been seen by anybody except the creator and-

WHIP!

TitanWolf - No!… stay back!…. Keep that thing away from- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Franziska von Karma - Now that that foolishly foolish fool who foolishly tried to foolishly delay the start of the foolish idea of foolishly foolish Oneshots is out of the way, I Franziska von Karma shall do the introducing of this foolishly foolish foolishness.

TitanWolf - Hey I'm the one doing the intro to this-

WHIP!

TitanWolf - OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Franziska von Karma - On your knees and like my boots foolish slave.

TitanWolf(gets on his hands and knees and begins licking her boots) - Yes mistress.

Phoenix Wright - Poor guy.

Phoenix was dragged from a peaceful dream where he was with Mia again. When he was awakened by a sound. Sitting up he cocked his head to the side to try and make out what the intruding sound was.

But; it stopped suddenly. Shrugging his shoulder the Ace Attorney lied back down and drifted off to sleep again. His dream picked up almost abruptly where it left off.

DREAM

"Oh Mia, I'm so glad you're here," he said, holding the busty attorney against his chest.

"Me too Phoenix," she replied, as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "Kiss me hard you sexy, sexy man!"

"Well you know I can't refuse a lady's request," he replied, leaning down toward her, their lips moved closer and closer, only inches apart.

PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Phoenix's eyes shot open to see a furry body pressed against his face, nails digging into his scalp and under his chin. Jumping up he attempted to pull the thing off, but the pain shooting throughout his head prevented this.

Outside, sitting at the table of his apartment were Maya and Pearl, who were completely oblivious to the screaming and crashing that was coming from their friend's room.

"Do you think Mr. Nick will like the kitty we got him Mystic Maya?" Pearl asked, as she took a bite of cookie followed by a sip of milk.

"I think he'll love it Pearly," Maya replied, shoving several cookies into her mouth, and swallowed without bothering to chew.

At that moment the door to Phoenix's bedroom burst open and said occupant ran out with a black and white kitten latched to his face, causing the two Spirit Mediums to scream in surprise and fright.

"Get it off!" Phoenix screamed, running around the room and pulling frantically at the stubborn feline. "Get it off before I suffocate!"

"Hold on Nick!" Maya shouted, running after him, with Pearl right behind her.

"Don't worry Mr. Nick we'll save you, bad kitty!" Pearl added. At that moment Phoenix finally managed to pull the cat free and turned and threw it, unfortunately it landed smack dab in the middle of Maya's face.

"AAAAHHHHH!" Maya yelled, swinging her arms around in fright.

"Nnnnnnoooooo! Mystic Maya!" Pearl shouted, frantically jumping up in down in a fruitless attempt to grab the offending cat from her favorite cousin's face. "Mr. Nick help!

Phoenix dropped his hand from his scratched face and looked at the scene before him. Maya was on her hands and knees with Pearl holding the cat's tail and trying to pull it off with all her might.

Dick Gumshoe opened the door to his apartment and looked around, somebody had knocked on his door. A soft purring sound drew him to look down to see a kitten in a box.

"Hey there Pal," he said, kneeling down he picked it up, and walked inside with it. "Aren't you the cutest little- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Down the hall three severely scratched figures peeked around the corner to watch as the kitten latched itself to Gumshoe's face.

"Good riddance," they said together.

TitanWolf - Franziska's close by, but if I whisper maybe she won't hear me-

Franziska von Karma - What do you mean I won't hear you?

TitanWolf - Oh no she was looking over my shoulder!

WHIP!

WHIP!

WHIP!

Franziska von Karma - Maybe you need to lick my boots more to teach you to stop acting like a foolishly foolish fool!

TitanWolf(getting back on his knees and starts licking) - Yes Mistress.

Phoenix Wright - Well since our host is busy I guess it's up to me to-

Dick Gumshoe(shoving Phoenix down) - No way Pal I'm his favorite! So I'll do it.

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Phoenix Wright - You shoved me down just to shout three words?

Dick Gumshoe(looking sheepish) - What can I say, I love this job Pal.