I sat at the desk and chewed on one of my short nails.
"So Mr. umm Cool? You wish to adopt a teenager?" The tall bland woman said in an annoying, bitchy way
"No, I just came here for shits and giggles" the lady frowned disapprovingly "Sorry nerves bring on sarcasm" I tried to explain, she just stared blankly at me
"Right well we currently have three eligible teenagers I'm afraid they are all boys, I hope that's not a problem?" She narrowed her eyes daring me to piss her off
"No, no that's absolutely fine" I smiled at her
"Well Ok then I'm afraid you won't get a chance to chose, because that would not be fair on the others, so we will see which one you are most eligible to take care off and then see were we go from there, is your wife here?"
"Yeah she's just made of- I mean uh no she and I are um not together any longer, does it not say that in your file thingy?" I tried to cover my tracks... It wasn't working.
"No it does not. We will contact you in due course thank you for your time Mr... Cool" she finished collecting up her papers before scuttling out of the room
"Your welcome" I murmured as I also collected my things and left.
"And then she was like there all boys and if that's a problem I will pull the broom outta my ass and beat cha' with it and I was like I don't give a fuck!" I finished, having had to explain the story three times now I was getting a little carried away. Billie just laughed and shook his head.
"You do realise you are gonna get some homophobic Bieber lover don't you?" he asked me
"Don't even joke like that man, it's not fuckin' funny!" I frowned panicking at the thought of some blonde haired, blue eyed, goose stepping, baby singing, pig slaughtering-
"Tre, dude are you ok" Mike asked breaking my train of thought
"Yep I'm fine" I said tightly before announcing I needed to go home, get out the Geiger counter and make sure my house was still safe for other human inhabitants.
This was going to be interesting I thought as I listened to some dude bullshiting about the weather on the radio. The car journey was getting painful now, I just wanted to get home and sleep so I didn't have to think about this blonde haired, blue eyed... No kid, it's a kid you jackass not fuckin' Hitler! I yelled at myself. I sighed I wasn't getting any sleep tonight.