Disclaimer: JK Rowling created the characters in this story.
Summary: Harry and his classmates mess with Trelawney's mind.
A/N: This one is a bit odd. Yes, it's a warning.
"Now dearies," breathed Professor Trelawney, "Take out 'Unfogging the Future and read up on palmistry."
"We have a better idea." Said Harry.
"Do you?" replied Trelawney, turning a skeptical eye on Harry.
"Oh yes, much better than this palmistry muck." Dean nodded beside him emphatically.
"And just what is it Mr. Potter?" said Trelawney crossing her arms on her chest. Harry winked and pulled out a fortune cookie. "And what is this?" Trelawney grabbed the cookie, "It looks edible."
"Go on. Eat it!" Harry encouraged. Trelawney eyed it warily but bit in. She made a face and extracted the piece of paper. "Go on. Read it. It's your fortune." said Harry.
Trelawney looked at the strip of paper and promptly fainted.
"What did it say mate?" asked Ron dully impressed.
"Look for your self." Ron bent down and picked up the piece of paper, it said. "The world will find out you are a fraud."
As Ron read the strip of paper Neville found Trelawney's tea cup and began rearranging the tea leaves. When she came to, Neville walked up to her timidly. 'Pro professor? I was trying to read your cup but I can't quite tell what this is... could you take a look at it?" Trelawney took her cup from Neville looked into the bottom and screamed, she passed out once again. Harry took the cup and looked at the dregs; Neville had created a perfect Grimm.
Ron bent down and removed a package from his bag. "Fred and George just invented this, it's great!" He unwrapped it to reveal a crystal ball. "They bewitched it to show you your worst fear. I wander what she'll see?!"
Just then Trelawney weakly picked herself up off the floor and sat down in her chair trembling. "Professor, maybe you'll feel a little better after performing some divination, you know, doing what you do best." urged Ron. Trelawney blinked at Ron obviously flattered. She took the ball from him and set it down before her. She gazed into it intently for quite awhile, and tears began to fill her eyes. "Professor!" exclaimed Lavender' "What's wrong?!" Surprising them all she seized the crystal ball and chucked it across the room. It hit the wall and shattered. "I AM THROUGH WITH DIVINATION!"
"Professor! What did you see?" squealed Parvati. Trelawney ignored her and began throwing things pell mell into a trunk. "I am leaving this place! I'll go where nobody knows me! I can start anew..." she muttered to herself.
"Er...Professor," said Harry putting a hand on her shoulder. "You do understand this was all a joke?" Trelawney blinked up at him and said crisply.
"Of course I knew that. I know everything."