How to define Badass.
Badass. Are you badass? If you said yes, then you are a snobby prick. You said no, your lucky I still like you. But don't get too excited. I am Badass. I am the most Badass bastards of the whole world. Yeah, I am an arrogant, bitchy, little shit. Who doesn't give a fuck about what you think. Still reading? Then you got patience. I usually tune out and fall asleep on the second word of the book. If you want to learn about being Badass, then you have come to the right place. I know everything there is to know about being Badass, been there, done that. STILL LIVING IT BITCH! I would say "excuse my language" but I'm not. I don't give a fuck about what you think. See this face here - -.- - This is how much I give a fuck about you. Get that into your dumbass brain.
There are 10 sacred rules to being Badass. I know them. I made them. What about you? Do you know the secret to being this awesome? Didn't think so. Listen up, you now my Bitch. Listen to the following rules to become your own God. You own boss. Your own parents. Being anything you want to be. That only comes to the best my friends. To be the best, you gotta act like the best. Be prepared for a world of pain. Unless you're a pussy?