Summary: You've seen Hermione to go the past, now you'll see the Marauders
plus one go to the present. As past and present collide, see what trouble
lies ahead.
A/N: WOO we're playing round-robin. This is Michelle, and Andrea will be doing the next chapter. I had so much fun writing this chapter, and I hope you have just as much fun reading it. Most of it is conversation, but there will be small parts of none-conversation. Please review as soon as your done reading it!!
James: shh! You're going to get us caught!
Peter: OW! Stop stepping on my feet!
Sirius: I'd stop stepping on your feet if you stop hogging the cloak! Half my legs are showing!
Remus: you guys! Shut the hell up! We may not be seen, but we can be heard!
James: Okay okay okay! We're near the kitchens, who's turn is it to tickle the pear?
Peter AND Sirius: Mine!
James: Geez, okay well there's only one way to settle this... do it.
Peter AND Sirius: ugh, okay... rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
Sirius: HAH! Rock beats paper!
Peter: Does not! Paper covers rock!
Sirius: Not uh! THIS rock is a paper weight!
Peter: Is not!
Remus Merlin guys!! James, just tickle the damn pear!
James: WOO-HOO!
James tickles the pear, it giggles and the portrait opens. The crowd of boys climb in and close the picture-door. They take the cloak off.
Remus: * gasps for air * damn I thought I would die of suffocation in there.
Sirius: well maybe if SOME people would wear SOCKS with their shoes, their FEET wouldn't SMELL so bad!
Sirius looks accusingly at James, with a 'just-kidding-with-ya' smile
James: Well maybe if SOME people would stop TAKING my socks, I'd wear some!
James smiles back at Sirius when four house elves skid to a hault in front of The Marauders.
Ibber (pronounced eye-burr) : Sirs, how may I help you?
Remus: Hey Ibber! I'd like some... chocolate cake please.
Ibber: Yes sir, right away sir!
Ibber ran off to find some chocolate cake for Remus.
Dippy: And what would you like sirs?
James: Hey Dippy! How are ya'? Uhm... I'd like some... cookies please.
Dippy: Yes of course Mister Potter sir!
Dippy half skips, half runs away to find some cookies for James.
Yipraw: Mr. black sir, what would you like sir?
Sirius: Call me Sirius, and I think I'm in the mood for a HUGE scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream please. And maybe some marshmallows.
Yipraw: Nice choice sir! I'll be back with your food sir!
Yipraw turns to get Sirius his food, but instead he trips over absolutely nothing and falls flat on his face. He whimpers, and Sirius gives him a warm smile, reaching down to pick him up.
Yipraw: I'm so sorry, sir. Please forgive Yipraw sir.
Sirius: You didn't do anything wrong, Yipraw. Don't apologize, you tripped, nothing wrong with that. Peter does it all the time!
Peter: Hey!
Sirius: [laughs] Well it's true! And you know I'm just playing anyway.
Yipraw: Mister Black is a kind man. Thank you sir, thank you.
Yipraw hurries off as Sirius gave the rest of the Marauders a confused look.
Rebma: And you sir?
Peter: All of the above please.
Rebma smiles happily and runs off, just as Ibber and Dippy come back. Ibber hands Remus his chocolate cake, and Dippy hands James his cookies.
Remus: Thanks Ibber! Want some?
Before Ibber can answer, Remus cuts off a piece of the cake with his fork, and shoved it in Ibber's mouth.
Ibber: Tank-oo-mssturr-reemus-ssir.
He said through a mouthful of chocolate cake. All of the Marauders laughed and James held a cookie out to Dippy.
Dippy: No thank you, James Potter, sir. Dippy is not hungry sir.
James: Well, suit yourself.
Then Yipraw and Rebma came back with large plates covered in food.
Yipraw and Rebma: Here you go sirs, enjoy!
Yipraw and Rebma give the plates to the correct people and smile a grateful smile.
Marauders: Thanks! See ya later!
All four Marauders covered themselves with the cloak and held their plates of food. The portrait opened and they stepped out.
***OOF!!!***
James: Ouch! Aww man! Now my cookies are all over the floor! And WHO'S ON TOP OF ME?!
Sirius: Peter! Please get off of my legs!
Peter: I can't! Someone's on my head!
Remus: Well James is on my chest!
James: Well someone's on me!
Sirius: Well you're on top!
Voice: No, actually **I** am
James: Snivellus? Oh DAMN you're heavy! GET OFF!
Snape rolls off James, who rolls off Remus, who rolls off Peter, who rolls off Sirius.
Snape: what are YOU guys doing out so late?
Snape looks at the Marauders who are covered in desserts.
Snape: HM! Never mind, I think I know!
Sirius: Well what are YOU doing out so late?
Snape: None of your DAMN business BLACK! DAMMIT! YOU BROKE MY TIME TURNER YOU DOLTS!
James: Well YOU'RE the one who ran into US!
Sirius: [being ignored] Why is it daytime?
Remus: Well let's just go back to our dorms, and none of us will tell on the other.
Sirius: [still being ignored] Hey guys, why is it daytime?
James: C'mon, let's just get back to our dorms.
Snape: [underbreath] stupid gits, getting desserts all over my new duckie pajamas.
Snape walks away towards the Slytherin Common room, while the Marauders brush themselves off and head towards the Gryffindor Common room, without the cloak on. Soon they arrive in front of the fat lady, and there is a plump boy with brown hair and a confused look on his face. He turned around and faced the four boys.
Neville: Oi, 'Arry! Do you remember the password?
All four Marauders looked around, trying to find this 'Harry' person.
Neville: 'Arry, you, black hair, glasses, scar. Hey wait a seconds... where's your scar?
James: Who in bloody hell are you talking about?
[Background voices] Girl: ...and start on our potions essay.
Boy #1 : Hermione, why do you always push us to do our homework the MOMENT it's assigned? We have TWO weeks until it's due!
Boy #2 : She's just worried that we won't finish it, Ron.
The trio finished up the stairs and found themselves facing Neville and four other boys.
Neville: 'Arry? Ron, Hermione? Who is this? do you have a twin, 'Arry?
Harry: No, Neville, I don't. Wait a second...
Ron: What in bloody hell?!
Marauders: Who are you?
Remus pointed at Ron, Peter pointed at Neville, Sirius pointed at Hermione, and James pointed at Harry.
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Snape rounded the corner to the Slytherin common room. He reached the portait of a snake wrapped around a tree trunk.
Snape: Purebloods only.
He stated the 'password'. The portrait didn't move.
Snape: Purebloods only!
He repeated, but instead of the portrait moving, he heard people nearing him. He turned around and faced three boys. One skinny, bleach blonde with cold gray-blue eyes, and two large boys with dark hair and stuff mouths.
Draco: Who are you?
Snape: Who are YOU?
Draco: Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.
Snape: Snape, Severus Snape.
It finally clicked.
Snape: Oi, Merlin's beard! What year is it?
Draco: 2003
It finally clicked.
Draco: Oi, Merlin's beard! We have to get to Dumbledore!
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A/N: When I was writing this chapter, it was before lunch, could you tell I was hungry? And I'm not too good at naming house elves, so please forgive me.
A/N: WOO we're playing round-robin. This is Michelle, and Andrea will be doing the next chapter. I had so much fun writing this chapter, and I hope you have just as much fun reading it. Most of it is conversation, but there will be small parts of none-conversation. Please review as soon as your done reading it!!
James: shh! You're going to get us caught!
Peter: OW! Stop stepping on my feet!
Sirius: I'd stop stepping on your feet if you stop hogging the cloak! Half my legs are showing!
Remus: you guys! Shut the hell up! We may not be seen, but we can be heard!
James: Okay okay okay! We're near the kitchens, who's turn is it to tickle the pear?
Peter AND Sirius: Mine!
James: Geez, okay well there's only one way to settle this... do it.
Peter AND Sirius: ugh, okay... rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!
Sirius: HAH! Rock beats paper!
Peter: Does not! Paper covers rock!
Sirius: Not uh! THIS rock is a paper weight!
Peter: Is not!
Remus Merlin guys!! James, just tickle the damn pear!
James: WOO-HOO!
James tickles the pear, it giggles and the portrait opens. The crowd of boys climb in and close the picture-door. They take the cloak off.
Remus: * gasps for air * damn I thought I would die of suffocation in there.
Sirius: well maybe if SOME people would wear SOCKS with their shoes, their FEET wouldn't SMELL so bad!
Sirius looks accusingly at James, with a 'just-kidding-with-ya' smile
James: Well maybe if SOME people would stop TAKING my socks, I'd wear some!
James smiles back at Sirius when four house elves skid to a hault in front of The Marauders.
Ibber (pronounced eye-burr) : Sirs, how may I help you?
Remus: Hey Ibber! I'd like some... chocolate cake please.
Ibber: Yes sir, right away sir!
Ibber ran off to find some chocolate cake for Remus.
Dippy: And what would you like sirs?
James: Hey Dippy! How are ya'? Uhm... I'd like some... cookies please.
Dippy: Yes of course Mister Potter sir!
Dippy half skips, half runs away to find some cookies for James.
Yipraw: Mr. black sir, what would you like sir?
Sirius: Call me Sirius, and I think I'm in the mood for a HUGE scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream please. And maybe some marshmallows.
Yipraw: Nice choice sir! I'll be back with your food sir!
Yipraw turns to get Sirius his food, but instead he trips over absolutely nothing and falls flat on his face. He whimpers, and Sirius gives him a warm smile, reaching down to pick him up.
Yipraw: I'm so sorry, sir. Please forgive Yipraw sir.
Sirius: You didn't do anything wrong, Yipraw. Don't apologize, you tripped, nothing wrong with that. Peter does it all the time!
Peter: Hey!
Sirius: [laughs] Well it's true! And you know I'm just playing anyway.
Yipraw: Mister Black is a kind man. Thank you sir, thank you.
Yipraw hurries off as Sirius gave the rest of the Marauders a confused look.
Rebma: And you sir?
Peter: All of the above please.
Rebma smiles happily and runs off, just as Ibber and Dippy come back. Ibber hands Remus his chocolate cake, and Dippy hands James his cookies.
Remus: Thanks Ibber! Want some?
Before Ibber can answer, Remus cuts off a piece of the cake with his fork, and shoved it in Ibber's mouth.
Ibber: Tank-oo-mssturr-reemus-ssir.
He said through a mouthful of chocolate cake. All of the Marauders laughed and James held a cookie out to Dippy.
Dippy: No thank you, James Potter, sir. Dippy is not hungry sir.
James: Well, suit yourself.
Then Yipraw and Rebma came back with large plates covered in food.
Yipraw and Rebma: Here you go sirs, enjoy!
Yipraw and Rebma give the plates to the correct people and smile a grateful smile.
Marauders: Thanks! See ya later!
All four Marauders covered themselves with the cloak and held their plates of food. The portrait opened and they stepped out.
***OOF!!!***
James: Ouch! Aww man! Now my cookies are all over the floor! And WHO'S ON TOP OF ME?!
Sirius: Peter! Please get off of my legs!
Peter: I can't! Someone's on my head!
Remus: Well James is on my chest!
James: Well someone's on me!
Sirius: Well you're on top!
Voice: No, actually **I** am
James: Snivellus? Oh DAMN you're heavy! GET OFF!
Snape rolls off James, who rolls off Remus, who rolls off Peter, who rolls off Sirius.
Snape: what are YOU guys doing out so late?
Snape looks at the Marauders who are covered in desserts.
Snape: HM! Never mind, I think I know!
Sirius: Well what are YOU doing out so late?
Snape: None of your DAMN business BLACK! DAMMIT! YOU BROKE MY TIME TURNER YOU DOLTS!
James: Well YOU'RE the one who ran into US!
Sirius: [being ignored] Why is it daytime?
Remus: Well let's just go back to our dorms, and none of us will tell on the other.
Sirius: [still being ignored] Hey guys, why is it daytime?
James: C'mon, let's just get back to our dorms.
Snape: [underbreath] stupid gits, getting desserts all over my new duckie pajamas.
Snape walks away towards the Slytherin Common room, while the Marauders brush themselves off and head towards the Gryffindor Common room, without the cloak on. Soon they arrive in front of the fat lady, and there is a plump boy with brown hair and a confused look on his face. He turned around and faced the four boys.
Neville: Oi, 'Arry! Do you remember the password?
All four Marauders looked around, trying to find this 'Harry' person.
Neville: 'Arry, you, black hair, glasses, scar. Hey wait a seconds... where's your scar?
James: Who in bloody hell are you talking about?
[Background voices] Girl: ...and start on our potions essay.
Boy #1 : Hermione, why do you always push us to do our homework the MOMENT it's assigned? We have TWO weeks until it's due!
Boy #2 : She's just worried that we won't finish it, Ron.
The trio finished up the stairs and found themselves facing Neville and four other boys.
Neville: 'Arry? Ron, Hermione? Who is this? do you have a twin, 'Arry?
Harry: No, Neville, I don't. Wait a second...
Ron: What in bloody hell?!
Marauders: Who are you?
Remus pointed at Ron, Peter pointed at Neville, Sirius pointed at Hermione, and James pointed at Harry.
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Snape rounded the corner to the Slytherin common room. He reached the portait of a snake wrapped around a tree trunk.
Snape: Purebloods only.
He stated the 'password'. The portrait didn't move.
Snape: Purebloods only!
He repeated, but instead of the portrait moving, he heard people nearing him. He turned around and faced three boys. One skinny, bleach blonde with cold gray-blue eyes, and two large boys with dark hair and stuff mouths.
Draco: Who are you?
Snape: Who are YOU?
Draco: Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.
Snape: Snape, Severus Snape.
It finally clicked.
Snape: Oi, Merlin's beard! What year is it?
Draco: 2003
It finally clicked.
Draco: Oi, Merlin's beard! We have to get to Dumbledore!
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A/N: When I was writing this chapter, it was before lunch, could you tell I was hungry? And I'm not too good at naming house elves, so please forgive me.