Dream: Welcome to my Turkey Day fanfic! Since uploads were disabled during the Thanksgiving season this is late. It's not my fault! I had it done on the 24th when I wanted it posted (Aren't you proud?)! Oh well, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho and all its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. The ballad 'Twas the Night Before Christmas belongs to Major Henry Livingston Jr. Flash belongs to Winter –iel –o burzum. Everything else belongs to me unless otherwise noted.
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'Twas the Night Before Turkey Day:
'Twas the night before Turkey Day and all through Reikai,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the pie.
The ovens were warming, waiting for their poultry prize;
The kitchen had been cleaned of all the unsanitary flies.
The ogres were all safely locked away in a closet;
Packed in so closely the smell made them vomit.
The rest of the spirits were passed out on the ground,
Knocked out by a sleeping powder nobody had found.
When from the turkey shed there arose such a clatter,
Which stopped the birds from getting any fatter.
The turkeys were freed with a smash and a crash.
They used their new freedom to have a small bash.
A ticking present they topped with a bow,
And set out to leave it in the room of one they know.
Koenma the toddler was called,
Always wearing a hat, you'd think he was bald.
Sneaking around, so nimble and quick,
Two girls in ninja suits, performing a trick.
One snuck away to find the vault,
The other kept going while dreaming of malt.
The present was placed by a chair with care.
The girl then snuck away to find the turkey fair.
She met her friend, dragging a sack.
The two girls left, enjoying a laugh.
The turkeys were packed in a horse drawn buggy,
Driven by a girl and a bunny.
Behind it was pulled a cart full of jewels,
Stolen quite easily from the castle full of fools.
As the buggy drove off to go through a portal,
The driver let out an echoing yodel:
"HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A TOFURKEY!"
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Dream: Okay, I can't help but think that turned out wrong but oh well. Oh, in case anyone needs to know, a Tofurkey is a tofu turkey. Remember, turkeys are people too!