The Smash mansion's population has grown massively. The number of newcomers increased time after time. Out of all the smashers, Link is the most popular one and the least popular would be Peach. Why? Who knows.
Whenever you feel unpopular, you always try your hardest to be the attention grabber. That's how Peach feels. She wanted attention but her decision is very poor and stupidly so to speak.
She skips outside the mansion as always and runs into Mario who is standing out in the open. He looks in every direction but when he looks at Peach, he immediately turned to the opposite direction. Peach is unaware of what Mario or who Mario is waiting for. May the mail be a bit late or a visitor perhaps?
"Hey Mario, what you doing?" Peach winks at him but Mario didn't smile or anything. He kept a straight smile on his face.
"Nothing I'm just waiting." He replied with eyes still focused in front.
"Okay. But Mario would you like to go on a date with me and then we could get naughty and stuff?" Peach winks again but this time lean towards Mario to see his reaction.
Mario's lips curled and he bursts into laughter, a haughty one to be exact. Peach straighten her back again and had a face of a slight disappointment or perhaps anger. Peach lifts Mario by his u shaped shirt and had a demonic glare across her face.
"Listen up you fat Italian plumber, I'm going to make you love me. If you don't, I, I'll murder you cold-blooded." She threatened him but Mario didn't pay any attention to her for that he heard hums from far away. The noise travels while Mario's smile widens to the point where he needed to close that mouth.
"She's here." Mario shouts in joy. Peach's glare is now a confusing expression.
"Who?" She asked. The motorcycle parked itself near the entrance of the mansion. The rider is wearing a shiny black helmet in disguise. Once the helmet is removed from her, she reveals herself. The woman had long brown hair, icy blue eyes, deep purple eyeshadow, long battery black eyelashes, and red pouty lips. Peach releases Mario, who quickly runs to her in excitement, took a glimpse at her, recognizing that who Mario is going out with is Pauline.
Mario carded himself behind Pauline with his hands on her slim waist. Pauline had her hands on both handles as she is prepared to take off. Mario uses his right hand to wave to Peach goodbye but it wasn't a goodbye.
"See ya sucker!" He called out to her before Pauline roams away. Peach had no reaction to this but all she could say was,
"So much for baking him a cake."
Later, Peach is inside the mansion sitting next to Robin, who is reading his book.
"Robin," Peach lowers Robin's book to get his attention. Robin slams the book in irritated but doesn't show it.
"What?" He sneers a little.
"I just wanted to tell you how much of a cutie you are."
"Whatever."
"How about I buy you dinner and I can give you the succ." Peach twirls a strand of her hair with her eyes shut. Robin's eyes were wide in surprise and disbelief. Without Peach noticing, he raises himself off the couch, raises his book and sword and shouting,
"BEGONE THOT"
Peach's eyes were open and she pleaded Robin to not hurt her. Robin didn't pay any attention to his thunder sent Peach flying out the window.
After all that commotion, Robin sighs in relief and peacefully reads again with a smile on his face.
Outside, Peach uses her knees to stand on her feet but failed so she had her one knee touching the ground and the other knee in the air. Peach cursed under her breath in anger.
Luigi opens the mansion door and walks in with bags of groceries in his arms. There were so much that it's blocking his view and he needed assistance. Some of the smashers didn't help him and some were willing to but are too busy. Peach, behind him, walks quietly. When she tapped his shoulder, Luigi turns his head to the side and using his eye for detection. When he noticed that Peach is there standing, he jumped and screamed, dropping a lot of groceries and the food in it.
Peach didn't even bother to apologize.
"Hi Luigi." She sings.
"Peach, look what you made me do! I bought the groceries and now some of them are spilling." Luigi angrily takes a sheet of a paper towel and wipes the spilled milk.
"Well," Peach starts to argue "I'm not the one who drop them."
"You were the cause of it." Luigi shot back.
"I just tap your shoulder you green piece of sh*t." Peach's voice starts to rise.
"All those years saving you," Luigi shakes his head "And you show up to me and act like a brat." He begins to wipe the orange juice that is running across the floor.
"Whatever Luigi." Peach begins to change the subject "I came here to tell you that there's a carnival here and it just opened. Want to go? Oh and I "apologize". " Peach bats her eyelashes once she leans on Luigi's back. Luigi's expression went from anger to bright. He remembered someone else asking him to go.
"Bayonetta..." He whispered under his breath. Bayonetta is the most popular Smash brothers gal that every man has a crush on. It was surprising that she chose Luigi to be her date at the carnival in front of the droolers. Now most of them hate Luigi now. Poor Luigi.
"You're going out with that slut?" Peach asks bluntly.
"At least she won't get kidnapped and I have to go save her." Luigi stood up for Bayonetta.
Peach mutters "At least my clothes aren't made of my own hair."
Luigi could definitely hear that. He didn't have anything else to shot back at Peach. He hollers like a monkey for excitement, something that Luigi would never do. He throws the thin paper towel at Peach's face then sticking two middle fingers at her face. Luigi vacates himself hollering like a psycho while running around the perimeter of the mansion.
"Yep," Peach drops the towel "Luigi is gay."
Pit and Dark Pit were in the living room, sitting on the floor with controllers in their hands. The two angels were playing a game called Street Fighter IV. Pit's main is always Ken and Dark Pit's is always Ryu. Funny enough, Ryu lives with them and it's a challenge for Dark Pit to not fangirl over him. Peach invites herself to watch the fight. As she watches she chimes in,
"Who's Ryu?"
Pit politely answers "Dark Pit of course. Why?"
"He's kinda hot."
After hearing Peach's opinion, Dark Pit starts wearing a hateful glare across his face.
"I mean," Peach continues on "He's got big muscles, big feet, tight pectorals, and maybe something big between them legs." Peach chuckles at her description of Ryu and fantasizing it as well. Pit didn't quite understand Peach's pervy personality but he kept a wide smile on his face as for Dark Pit, he felt the need to snap at her.
"Go away you pervert. I don't even want to imagine Ryu's thing between the legs." Dark Pit gags leaving Peach scoffing at him. Her mood changed quickly.
"You know I think Ryu might be interested in me right?" She asked the two. The two angels looked at each other then laughs heartily like drunks.
"I don't think Ryu likes you." Pit tries to control his laughter by covering his mouth.
"Why are you two laughing about it?"
Dark Pit wipes a tear from his left eye. "It's just the thought of you and Ryu together doesn't look right."
The laughter continues. They kept laughing for so long, Peach grew impatient and deserts herself from the Angels.
When it is lunchtime, Marth had his preparations ready for him to make a turkey sandwich. He made sure not too spread too much mayo or mustard on each slice of bread, knowing him to be OCD. He takes a piece of meat and gently places it on the slice making sure that the corners between the meat and the bread were touching.
After 23 minutes of making a "perfect" sandwich, Marth rests himself on a chair. He grabs a sharp knife and cuts a piece and picks it up with his fork.
Little did he know that Peach is sitting across from him, watching him eat.
"Marth," Peach bats her eyelashes "I have something to ask you?"
Marth sighs when interrupted by Peach. His voice is usually calm and princely like and he always respected women for him having an older sister.
"Yes, Peach?" But when it comes to Peach, Marth urges himself to not be rude towards her. Usually, Peach calls him names and makes fun of him on how different he eats. She would also ask for smash which made poor Marth feeling uneasy.
"Would you like to go on a date with me?"
Finally it's not a question that involves smashing. But still, I refuse. Marth though to himself.
"I'm sorry I'm busy for that I am princess." Marth bows his head. After getting back to his position, he quickly dodges a knife that was about to strike his beautiful face. The knife is now pinned to the wall. Peach's eyes brighten with a red hue and her voice deepen to where the point that it sounded like she's Satan.
"Date me or else..." She growls at Marth, who didn't show fear to her. He knew she's not strong enough to defeat him. He kept eating his sandwich with a knife and fork. Transforming back to normal, Peach still kept that glare. She didn't like the feeling of being rejected.
Captain Falcon emerges into the scene for investigation of the Satanic voice. He greets Marth and notices Peach and didn't bother to greet her. "Is she bothering you Marth?" He asked Marth without eye contact.
"Mhm." Marth nods and continues to eat. Captain Falcon approached the princess with both fists clenching. Peach smirks and sticks her middle finger, showing no remorse. Captain Falcon stances himself in a position that Smash fans must know. Fiery aura comes in for assistance and as he throws his fiery fist at Peach's face, he shouts,
"Falcon punch!"
Peach, again, is sent flying to the yard in the field of flowers. The field of flowers is now damaged and ruined. King Dedede stomps in anger and once Peach rises herself up again, she is immediately knocked to the eastern side of the continent by his hammer.
Ouch...