Alucard was staring the roof as he laid in his opened coffin. It was almost 4 p.m and he still didn't feel sleepy. Something was bothering him. Something that happened last nite when he met half-dressed Walter who was going to bathroom. It felt like a bunch of butterflies, or better to say, bunch of bats were flying in his stomatch when he saw Walter in those teeny-weeny strings. He wouldn't never guessed that Walter would wear strings. When he was memorizing this his pants suddenly start feeling uncomfortable. It was a suprise to him to have feelings like this. He was a teenager since last time he felt something like this, and it was almost 600 years ago.
Something had to be done or else he would turn mad (it's not like he already wasn't one).
He got up and took his sunglasses from the bedside table and went throught the roof to the kitcen above. As usually Walter was there. He watched him working for a while. He had never before noticed that Walter was still in so good shape. How good those black pair of pants looked on his tight little...(Hah, I'm not gonna say it aloud).
Then Walter turned around and Alucard woke from his dirty daydreaming.
- Sir Alucard? Shall I ask you what are you doing here in daytime? Shouldn't you be having your beautysleep?
- I Couldn't have sleep. I was wondering could you make me some warm milk?
- Well, of course sir.
And again Walter turned aroud to make some warm milk to the Unholy King. And Alucard was (again) able to enjoy the lovely sight of Walters tight little...(Goddammed I'm not going to say it aloud!)
Walter felt the vampire's look at his tight little...Had he left something iteresting in his pocket? Then he remebered that he had left a cherry tasting lollypop on his pocket.
- Are you perhaps staring at this, sir? Walter took the lollypop out of his backpocket and offered it to Alucard.
- It's of course not mine. But I was visiting my brother earlier today and I forgot to give this to his daughter. You can have it, if you want to.
- Umh...
- Go ahead. There's notin' to be a shamed of. We all got our little secrets. I, for exmple, like eating those bubblegums from automatics.
Alucard took the lollipop from Walters hand.
- Well...thank you... Oh, I just remembered that I needed to visit Itegral. See ya.
Alucard left the kitchen through the wall behind (even there was an open door next to it).
- Damn. Why I have to be such a covard? Alucard asked himself. He was wondering while wandering around the Hellsing mansion. Why couldn't he tell Walter about his feeling. Then realised that he still had the lollipop Walter gave to him.
- This was so close to his tight little...(You just don't get it, do you? I'm not saying it.) Then he thought "Wat the hell, why not?" and took off the paper around the lollipop. It wasn't so bad at all. Actually kind of delicious. He could still smell Walter's, you know wat, in it. Then he started to dream again and leaned the wall next to him. He didn't even realise, untill it was too late, that he started to go through the wall. He fall right in to Integral's office.
Integral was doing some paperworks when he suddenly heard big a thumb and right after it a loud ouch. Alucard was lying on the floor with a lollipop.
- Alucard? Are you eating a lollipop? Integral asked.
- What? No...I'm just... He said and got up.
- You are eating a lollipop...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- You should clean this office more often you got really dirty floors here, Alucard said trying to hide his discomfiture.
Integral was laughing so much that almost fell off the chair. Then a knock came from the door.
- Y-yes, Integral said laughing. Walter opened the door and stepped in.
- Sir, I was just looking for Alucard. He said he would stop by you. And look, he is still here. Sir, your warm milk is ready. I took it to your room.
- Warm milk? Integral said laughing even more untill he fall off the chair (And kept laughing).
Alucard felt his dignity was hurt so he left lookin' so sad throuhg floor to his own room to drink warm milk Walter had made for him. Integral's laugh still reamining in his ears.