This is a great story Happy Molecule and I wrote together. What she wrote is in italics so if you have problems with it, remember, I just work here.
The Aftermath
Theodred awoke to find himself in a large hall. He looked around, confused. Last he could remember, he was fighting orcs on the Westmarch. Suddenly, he caught sight of a slow green thing. It was a magical turtle!
"Good efening!" cried the turtle.
Theodred sighed. I must be dead, he thought. Father told me that a magical green turtle meant death.
"Hello, what's your name?" asked Theodred.
"Good efening!" cried the turtle.
Theodred rolled his eyes. The turtle was obviously broken.
That's nice, I…have to go now…" He started running away. But it was useless, because the turtle kept screaming "good efening" and Theodred was knocked out.
When he woke up, he saw and old man.
"Hello!" said the old man. Theodred whimpered.
"Ahhhhh! The magical turtle! It's broken! We must go fix it before—"
But it was too late. "GOOD EFENING!" boomed the turtle and Theodred gasped before passing out.
"Dear me," said Obi Wan Kenobi.
Theodred woke up.
"You know, for a hot one, you seem to pass out a lot."
Theodred blushed and began twirling his hair. "So, how you doing?" Suddenly he remembered what his father had said about strange men.
*Flashback*
"Theodred!" screamed Theoden, "You will never-NEVER- talk to strange men!"
"Ok," said Theodred.
*End flashback*
Suddenly Obi Wan looked at him. "No! The other flashback!"
*Flashback*
Theodred looked at the big green frog. "I wish you were a dinosaur, but daddy says I can't have dinosaurs, so maybe it's better that you are a frog."
*End flashback*
Obi Wan rolled his eyes. "You scare me." And with that, he scooted across to the other side.
"Aw," said Theodred, "No one ever wants to be my friend. Here, you'll be my friend." He picked up the magical green turtle and screamed.
"AHHHH! It burns! It burns!"
Obi Wan stared at him.
"Fine, it doesn't," and he threw it across the room.
Obi Wan threw it back at him, and soon the pair started a jolly game of "dodge the magical turtle".
"Ha!" shrieked Obi Wan, "I win!"
"Not fair!" sulked Theodred, "You have 'the force'."
Obi Wan smiled. "I like the force," he said.
After a while he fell asleep.
Theodred started whining. "Can I have the force?"
Obi Wan immediately woke up. "No!"
"Aw, why not?"
"Coz you have to buy it from the gift shop! Mwahahahahaha!"
"Yeah, well I have a sword so there!" And with that he chopped off Obi Wan's head. Immediately he heard a loud, booming sound.
"Master!" wailed Anakin, who had also apparently died, "Nooooooo!"
The End.